Does Eating Hamburgers Affect Your Monkey Insurance?

Pet Monkey Insurance must be expensive, right? Wrong! I have found monkey insurance that can save you hundreds, if not thousands of dollars every year. It even covers great apes and certain marsupials!

My question is, if you enjoy feeding your monkey the occasional fast food cheeseburger followed by a banana shake, how will this affect his insurance rate?

Is anyone experienced enough with monkey insurance to answer this question?

Total Time:  3 full chest pounds Active Time:  8 minutes, plus time for banana breaks Number Serves:  18 mid-sized monkeys, 48 pygmy marmosets, or 1 gorilla Equipment:  1 monkey

  • 1 tablespoons Buy
  • 2 teaspoons My
  • 1 1/2 cups Monkey
  • Dash of Insurance
  • 2 micron length of .com
  • Two heaping buckets Spam

Combine all ingredients in a commercial-grade emulsifier and pack into sealed rectangular cans.


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