So my friends and I watched the pilot episode for "Raising Hope" this weekend and this joke had us dying. It was about the last meal for an inmate on Death Row:
"Your girlfriend's a smart cookie. She requested her last meal be a McRib Sandwich with a Shamrock Shake... those two are almost never on offer at the same limited time. Bought herself a few extra months with that one."
Seriously, we fell off the couch laughing, haha... any others you guys can think of?