Hilarious food moments? Let's hear 'em!
I was inspired to start this thread because today as I was eating lunch with my husband I sneezed hard and my (insert prefered name for female chest parts here) went DIRECTLY onto my plate and salad went everywhere. My husband laughed so hard he 'bout died.
I also remember a time when having a watermelon fight with my brothers where I got a piece of watermelon shoved so hard up my nose I ended up swallowing it.