Thought it would be amusing to see all the creative ..um..juices...turned toward more literary things. Please feel free to add a stanza or five....
'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring (except for my spouse!)
The lamb chops were thawing, and frenched with great care, To assure everyone had a nice rib that was bare.
With Ma in her apron, and a towel 'oer her shoulder, She was prepping a turkey the size of a boulder.
(please continue, and happy holidays!)