I Want A Divorce!! ~ Velveeta? Is He For Real??

Yep. That's what I said this afternoon when my supposed adoring husband came home, after traveling ALL week, with the biggest most disgusting rectangle of Velveeta I have ever seen! I asked him if he had lost his mind! He said a customer had given it to him and he could have brought more home, but since he had never seen me actually use Velveeta, he did not want to surprise me with too much Velveeta! Are you F-ing kidding me? A bottle of wine? A few flowers? Some REAL cheese? Noooo!

Needless to say, I was a bit harsh and said a REAL husband would NEVER bring his wife Velveeta!!! I said our 18 years together have been a complete waste and I wanted a divorce.

Okay that was 2 hours ago. I think I may have overreacted. He gives great cooking tools at Christmas after all.

So, how do I forgive him? Are there any reasons not to chuck the Velveeta in the garbage? I mean we are talking HUGE industrial size Velveeta. Hell, it doesn't even need refrigeration!! I am completely beside myself right now! He won't even come in the same room right now. :-0 Oh Boy.............Now what?


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