I Love My Mom, But It's Complicated

A low-pressure menu so you can wrap it up before you get in yet another fight.

Sunny-Side Up Fried Eggs

Runny yolks, just set whites, and so foolproof she won't be able to find fault. Your life choices may not be so lucky.

Quick and Easy French Toast

Soak it, toss it in a pan. Guaranteed to please mom with minimum effort or your money back.

Crispy Shredded Hash Browns

These crunchy brown hashbrows are delicious enough to distract anyone from the loaded conversation.

Bacon

The fastest, easiest route to perfectly cooked bacon. It makes a lot so you can stress eat.

Whipped Greek Yogurt With Fresh Fruit

Light, airy, and perfect with fresh fruit. You can use any percentage yogurt, but if mom asks, tell her it's fat-free.

The Bitter Mimosa

Maybe we should have called it the Bitter Momosa. Either way, you'll both need a steady supply.