Forget Speed; Domino's to Take its Sweet, Sweet Time


It was pretty big news when Domino's (re)entered pan pizza territory last year. But now, things are just plain crazy. In their latest commercial, Domino's publicly renounces the "30 minutes or less" slogan, the foundation—indeed the very building blocks of (pizza chain) life—on which their business has rested for decades. Mass chaos (in my head) has ensued. Now I know how Katy Perry feels.

Domino's Pan Pizza: Slowing Down will it be just an extra cheetah-mile-minute, or will the whole world pass me by at super-speed while I wait for my pizza to be constructed in normal time? HOW LONG DOES PAN PIZZA TAKE?!?

They just have to rub it in, damn masterminds.

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