We Try Everything On Taco Bell's New Breakfast Menu

Fast Food

Would you like fries (or onion rings or chicken tenders) with that?

Nobody loves Taco Bell more than I do. Taco Bell is my favorite fast food restaurant, and if Taco Bell were a person, we'd be married right now, with 2.5 horrific taco-human hybrid babies. If you're listening, Taco Bell, please marry me! I'm not getting paid to say this, just so you guys know. Every chance I get to talk about Taco Bell, I extoll its virtues to anyone who will listen. Most of the time, nobody believes me. But I can carry this torch alone.

When I heard that the Bell was coming out with breakfast, angels sang a chorus in my direction. I was both excited and scared. What if...what if it wasn't any good? What if...it was amazing?

The photos you are about to see are shocking. Just kidding. Click through the slideshow to find out.