No Longer Fear Dirt!
(Ah, Threadless again? Yeah, well...they have a lot of shirts.)
Next time you spill mustard or caviar on yourself, you can say you were just trying to complete your stain collection. You'll end up with a marvelously colorful and stinky shirt. Available at Threadless, $18
By Your Powers Combined!
Pig, chicken, and cow come together to bring one of humanity's favorite log meats. And they look so darn cute while doing it. Available at shirt.woot!, $15
AT-AT Ice Cream Truck Shirt
Revenge Is Sweet
From the piles of forgotten Halloween candy rises the child-eating Candy Monster, ready to avenge the deaths of its sugary brothers and sisters. Available at Design By Humans, $17
This is why I didn't like tacos when I was growing up. Those poor, crippled tacos. Available at Sharing Machine, $17. Save $2 by entering coupon code "SERIOUSEATS" when you place your order (expires 11/17/10).
F Is for Falafel
Nacho Nacho Man
Declare your nacho obsession with GIANT BOLD LETTERS on a black shirt. Other nacho lovers will flock to your side. Maybe. Available at Nachos NY, $14
Meat Is Neat!
Vegetables are neat too, but that doesn't rhyme. Available at Snorg Tees, $13.95
Next time you eat a frozen pop, think about the PAIN AND SUFFERING IT MUST BE FEELING. ...Nah, just kidding—eat it up. Available at David & Goliath, $24