This has been floating around the internet for a bit but came across our desks again recently. The next time you're thinking, shoot, I really don't eat enough narwhal-shaped food, here you go. Christopher of the blog Incoherent Ramblings was craving bacon so he decided to make bacon-wrapped chicken, but narwhalify the meal. Check out the recipe and photos. The best step comes at the end: "Pick it up and make it swim through the air. Chase your girlfriend with it. Whatever."