One guy has decided to write 365 poems about onion bagels in 365 days. Here's one example called "the day the vampires finally got me."
couldn't find my silver necklace (the one with garlic bagels on it)
so i wore the gold one with onion bagels instead
Hopefully he's also considering another site devoted to rhymes about chewing mint gum. [via The Presurfer]
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