Paula Deen's Food Lover's Cruise Set for January 2010

20090602-pauladeen.jpgHeeeey y'all!! It's time for midnight buffets at sea with Paula Deen, her husband Michael and two sons, Bobby and Jamie. Yes, you can travel with the whole darn family to the Western Caribbean from January 24 to 31, 2010. According to the Alice Travel website:

Life doesn't come with guarantees but holidays should. This winter-busting cruise with Paula Deen is sure to be a Wow of a trip...Celebrity's brand-new Solstice is the perfect ship for this culinary adventure; bright and spacious, fabulous entertainment, and multiple restaurant venues to choose from.

To stay alone in the "Sky Suite," it's $6338, but don't worry, everyone gets an individual photo with Paula (you know those priceless ones before everyone boards and is still pasty white). Other cruise activities include the optional shore excursions hosted by the Deen family. Or if you'd rather stay stationary, she also has vacation rentals on Tybee Island, Georgia. And, wait for it, it's called the "Y'all Come Inn."

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