Woman Finds Cell Phone in Bag of Potato Chips

“I will never, ever eat chips out of a bag again. They will be dumped in the bowl.”

It's safe to drool. These aren't the chips in question.

Emma Schweiger of Janesville, Wisconsin, found a Nokia cell phone in a bag Clancy's Ripple Chips she bought from her local Aldi's. The phone wouldn't turn on, Schweiger told the Janesville Gazette, so we're assuming she didn't call its owner and put to rest the question that surely everyone must be asking: How did it get in there? It did have a "discolored circle" on the back "as if it was once connected to a belt clip." [via Engadget]

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