In Videos: And Finally Tonight, Jesus in a Bucket of Spumoni


When Alaina sent me a link to this video, I was like, "Another Jesus and Mary in food story? Big deal."

But it's actually a compilation of local newscasts reporting Jesus and Mary as seen in:

  • Cheetos
  • Grilled cheese sandwiches
  • Potato chips
  • Sink stains
  • Ice machines
  • Cinnamon bun stains
  • Spoons

And that's just the food-related items.

These sightings are so frequent—and dubious—now that even the newscasters look bored when reporting the stories. [The video, after the jump.]

Seeing Faces in Food

Choice quotes:

"And finally tonight, a man in Kentucky says he's got a spoonful of Jesus."

"Is it a snack or a holy symbol?"

"A miracle or a meal?"

"Did a cinnamon bun leave behind a message from above?"

"Our ice machine has been broken for a long time. And all of a sudden I go into the ice machine, and there's new ice. So I guess it's just the miracle of Jesus."

"His name shall be Cheesus."

Newscaster, in reference to Jesus in a bucket of spumoni: "Sweet Jesus!"