The Year of the Pickle, and Other Jewish Food Astrology


We've already started celebrating the incoming Year of the Ox, but what would astrological signs be like if they were assigned Jewish deli foods instead? Luckily Jewzo, a company devoted to this made-up Jewish Zodiac, came along and answered our prayers.

Year of the Pickle includes 1937, 1949, 1961, 1973, 1985, 1997, and 2009.

"You’re the perfect sidekick: friends love your salty wit and snappy banter but you never overshadow them. That shows genuine seasoning from when you were a cucumber. Marry a Pastrami later in life."

No offense ox, but Year of the Lox also sounds like a party. [via Save The Deli]