Snack Foods That Sound Like Sex Acts


Life Savers Fruit Splosions, Double Creme Betweens, and Spitz sunflower seeds from paulandstorm.

Doesn't a creme-filled chocolate cookie sandwich just put you in the mood? Eh, never did before, but now that Flickr user paulandstorm mentions it, maybe the Double Creme Betweens wrapper should include a "Parental Advisory" sticker.

Shoot, no wonder kids these days are growing up so fast. Think of all the other double entendres in the snack aisle: Skor, Lays, Corn Nuts, Poppycock.