With the help of Archie McPhee, you can be known as "That Dude with the Mattress Shaped Like a Giant Piece of Toast" by buying this inflatable mattress shaped like a giant piece of toast. Pair it with some jam-colored blankets and square yellow pillows for full effect. Just make sure to treat it like a mattress and not a giant piece of toast, no matter how hungry you may be. [via Gizmodo]
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