All right, everybody, welcome back from the Fourth. Up and at 'em! After the jump, an amusing video called "Techno Chicken." It might be a bit jarring for some of you, but I think it's just what the doctor calls for to jolt you into action for the week.
Feel like a plate of eggs now? [via Neatorama]
Note: I usually don't like to shock you so early in the morning, so future top-o-the-mornin' posts will go light on video action. Especially crowing chicken action.
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