Paula Deen Is Trying to Kill Us, Part 5: Butter, Mayo, Whiz Cheese Spread


Summer is the time for sequels, and that's also the case here at Serious Eats, as we present the latest in the venerable franchise that is Paula Deen Is Trying to Kill Us. Here, the Divine Ms. Deen unleashes her recipe for All Purpose Cheese Spread on a holiday weekend–weary public.

After the jump ...

LISTEN as the sound of butter, mayo, "jarred cheese," and garlic powder squish under the wire beaters of an electric mixer!

WATCH as Paula samples the fruits of her madness!

FEEL your cholesterol skyrocket through the roof!

Link: PDITTKU [RedLasso]

Previously in 'Paula Deen Is Trying to Kill Us'

Part 4: Bacon, Donut, Egg Brunch Burger
Part 3: Velveeta, Butter, and Cocoa Powder Fudge Balls
Part 2: Bacon-Wrapped Fried Mac and Cheese
Part 1: Deep-Fried Butter Balls