"When I was a kid, this whole field was lush with beautiful green trees and grass."
"And now there's that...what is that?"
"I think it's ham."
"What is that doing there?"
"I dunno, Jim. The world is a crazy place. With all the chemicals we use these days, you just can't predict nature."
"This isn't the world I thought I'd be raising my kids into, you know? A world with freakin' giant hams growing out of the ground."
"Yeah, Jim. It's nuts."
"...Smells good though."
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