"It's sort of like watching [BLEEEP BLEEEP BLEEEP]" —Anthony Bourdain on the Food Network
Who should be on food television? Dave Pasternack. Adam Perry Lang. Mario should have a show where he's actually unleashed and allowed to speak intelligently.
Do you watch any food TV? I watch Ina Garten. She actually cooks well. I have no understanding of her alternate universe. I don't wanna stay at her house. I think her friends are creepy.... But when Ina Garten cooks mashed potatoes, those are some damn good mashed potatoes.
Link: Extended Anthony Bourdain Rant [Food Network]