Assuming that everyone loves bacon, there's something for everyone in iVillage's guide to bacon-related products. First you need the core of the bacon universe, which is...bacon. But this bacon won't evenly cook by itself or self-nuke to a tasty crisp in a microwave; for those tasks you may need a bacon press and microwavable bacon tray. If you don't happen to possess any bacon, just take whatever other food you have and sprinkle it with bacon salt to revel in the illusion of smoked meat. And don't forget about dessert—there are still bacon flavored chocolates and bacon flavored mints to be consumed.
You can't escape bacon. Don't even try.
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