Food Battle 2007: Doughnuts vs. Celery

How does one determine the winner in a battle between doughnuts versus celery? Taste? Texture? Color? No way; those factors are too open ended. Comedy duo Smosh knows there are better ways to test the merits of food. Does it make a good pogo stick? Is it an effective oven mitt? Can it be used to rob a defenseless person? Find out who the champion is in the video, Food Battle 2007.

[Caution: This video may not be safe to watch if you're offended by idiocy. Otherwise, it's kind of awesome.]