Doughnut wisdom through the ages:
"Between the optimist and the pessimist, the difference is droll. The optimist sees the doughnut; the pessimist the hole!" —McLandburgh Wilson
"You mean this stuff feeds on bad vibes!" " Yeah, like a cop in donut factory." —From a scene in Ghostbusters II
"Mr. Scorpio says productivity is up 2%, and it's all because of my motivational techniques, like donuts and the possibility of more donuts to come." —Homer Simpson
"Anyhow, the hole in the doughnut is at least digestible." —H. L. Mencken
"When Krispy Kremes are hot, they are to other doughnuts what angels are to people." —Roy Blount, Jr.
"A bagel is a doughnut with the sin removed." —George Rosenbaum
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