Serious Eats friend and food documentarian George Motz sent this scan in the other day and said, "I couldn't resist—I found this while burgering in Ann Arbor, Michigan, last week. It's from the University of Michigan's Michigan Daily police blotter. At least no one died."
Who knew pot pie was so dangerous? Not I!
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