The colossal half-ton squid caught last month might be microwaved. But, alas, not for eating. Even if you wanted to "make calamari rings the size of tractor tyres" out of it, they'd taste like ammonia, according to scientists. The squid is being thawed for research purposes. No loss, I always found large calamari rings a bit tough for my taste anyway.
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