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I registered for a serious eats account just so i could complain about this over rated, over priced dump. service at red's is outrageously slow, plan on waiting an hour to get to the front of the line, and then another 15 minutes after you order. what takes so long is beyond me, since this the preparation of these lobster rolls should take literally zero time. it's nothing but cold lobster on a roll. period. you could put one together in 5 seconds. while spending your hour plus on the side of a busy road, you better bring bug spray, because it's right on the water and you're pretty much in a mosquito cloud. i wonder how many bugs are breeding on my food inside that poorly constructed shack? better to not think about it. also you better be prepared for sticker shock, since 2 lobster rolls plus fries set me back almost $50, a fair price considering i had to eat sitting in my car. to cap off this horrific food experience, one of the employees of red's yelled at my girlfriend and made her cry (not kidding). completely not worth it for nothing but slightly more lobster than you can get other places.