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Cook the Book: 'Good Eats: The Early Years'

Mine's not funny or anything, but I think my favorite thanksgiving story was when my wife and I hosted thanksgiving out of my little apartment. Everything turned out well... but even with only five or six guests there wasn't much room.

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@Chefrobert: Good information about food safety. I think a lot people assume that bacteria needs to be incinerated at leather-making temperatures when a much more reasonable temperature will do.

Also, you're handle always makes me think of Robert Irvine from Dinner: Impossible.

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Cook the Book: 'Good Eats: The Early Years'

Mine's not funny or anything, but I think my favorite thanksgiving story was when my wife and I hosted thanksgiving out of my little apartment. Everything turned out well... but even with only five or six guests there wasn't much room.

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The Food Lab: Turkey Stuffed Turkey

@Chefrobert: Good information about food safety. I think a lot people assume that bacteria needs to be incinerated at leather-making temperatures when a much more reasonable temperature will do.

Also, you're handle always makes me think of Robert Irvine from Dinner: Impossible.

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Cook the Book: 'How to Roast a Lamb'

I'm a fan of gyros myself, though I've never actually used lamb to cook them. Just this weekend I had a nice roast leg of lamb.

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Cook the Book: Mashed Potatoes, Finally Revealed

Hah... I didn't finish reading your comment... I guess you mentioned the strainer :p

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Cook the Book: Mashed Potatoes, Finally Revealed

@Kenji: Regarding the Tamis, I purchased a cheap stainless steel splatter guard a while back. The mesh is extremely fine, almost like fabric. I recently started experimenting with pressing purees through it with amazing results. I'm a bit worried that I'll tear it eventually, since it flexes quite a bit with particularly challenging purees (like stringy roasted pumpkin), but so far it has worked like a dream. It takes quite a bit of work too, but the results are worth it.

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Cook the Book: 'The Pioneer Woman Cooks'

This is my favorite food blog. I visit it every day. I like Sushi Day as well, but I haven't had the time to make my own sushi in some time and so haven't visited it in awhile.

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The Nasty Bits: Dashi-Simmered Eel

I'm not generally squeamish, but it may have been prudent to at least include a photo of the finished dish to balance against the gore in the sink.

Otherwise, a great post, as I've come to expect from this segment.

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Cook the Book: 'Canal House Cooking, Vol. 1'

I like a tomato sandwich. Just a thick slice of a ripe and juicy summer tomato sandwiched between two slices of toasted, buttered, mayo-ed, salted, and peppered soft white bread.

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Cook the Book: 'The Barcelona Cookbook'

I'm going to go ahead and say I've never had Tapas. I live in the middle of Michigan, and there aren't any Tapas restaurants in the area.

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‘Top Chef Masters,’ Ep. 3: Offal on the Street

Aside from getting stressed and cranky at prep time, I think Ludo's bragging and ribbing was mostly tongue-in-cheek. He was grinning the whole time, and when he was actually put on the spot, he seemed nervous and genuine. The challenge put him way outside his comfort zone, and I got the impression from the start that he didn't actually think he was going to win.

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Cook the Book: 'Seven Fires'

I'm a fan of a nice grilled steak with Chimichurri, but I suppose I can't name a true favorite, because I haven't tasted half of what is being mentioned here.

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Cook the Book: 'Endangered Recipes' by Lari Robling

Mine is probably going out to dinner with my family to cheap buffets overflowing with typically un-foodie food. Howard Johnson's, Elias Brothers, Zestos (a local favorite)

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Cook the Book: Eugenia Bone's 'Well-Preserved'

I'd like to be able to can fruits without them completely losing their texture.

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Cook the Book: 'Bottega Favorita' by Frank Stitt

I'm a fan of the horribly cliched and potentially un-foodie Chicken Alfredo Lasagna. Made with real cream, freshly grated parmesan, and bacon, it is absolutely criminal in its fat content.

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Num Pang Sandwich Shop: What's in a Name? A Lot, As It Turns Out

@chefimposter

Comment wars aren't really my thing, but I'd like to point out he was eating at a Num Pang in a Cambodian restaurant, not a Bahn Mi in a Vietnamese restaurant. While I don't claim to be a professional on the subject, they're obviously different.

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Jamie Oliver: Dinner Cooked for G20 'a Success'

While gloves may reduce the risk of "fecal-oral" diseases, proper handwashing does as well. Gloves also reduce one's sensitivity to texture and temperature, not to mention significantly increasing the risk of cross contamination. If you accidentally place your hand on or in something on a poorly cleaned countertop you notice immediately without gloves; with gloves you may just go on your merry way, never realizing that you've got raw meat juices, soap, or some other fluid or contaminant on the outside of your gloves.

I can say with absolute certainty that the rate of food-borne illness at the fast food chain where I worked several years ago increased dramatically after the state I live in started requiring gloves. I can also say that I witnessed people wearing gloves through an entire shift without changing them, where it was regular practice to see hands washed several times every hour before.

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Cook the Book: 'Good Eats: The Early Years'

Well it's not a very exiting story, but my favorite thanksgiving memory is rolling up those crescent rolls from the tube with my mom back when I was little. Those things are so good!

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Cook the Book: 'Good Eats: The Early Years'

Back in my very early 20's.... My friend's mother was in the hospital, so she and I were going to cook Thanksgiving dinner for all the family and friends...

We did the dips & apps... the veggie side dishes.... turkey in the oven looking wonderful... things are all coming together at the right time and we are doing a great job!

Then somehow the rolls catch on fire while I am making the gravy... I think I have completely repressed the memory of how that happened??? All I remember is the fear that the curtains would catch next and the kitchen was going to go up.....

So there is this whole slapstick routine with the flaming rolls, the water, the smoke & steam and the floating ash... Finally we get back to business. I whip up some bisquick drop biscuits to fill the gap left by the rolls and we get dinner on the table...

It wasn't really until after everyone had plated up and put the gravy boat to work that we realized the skillet had been uncovered during our little diversion and a lot of ash had floated into the gravy.... mmmm mmmm mmm, creamy ash gravy.... a family favorite to this day....

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Cook the Book: 'Good Eats: The Early Years'

The first year I knew my husband, he was a dedicated vegetarian. As soon as Thanksgiving came along and the possibility of not being able to have turkey occurred to him, he decided poultry was acceptable food.

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Cook the Book: 'Good Eats: The Early Years'

One Thanksgiving I did my best mise-en-place thing, loading up my kitchen counter with all the stuff I'd need to make pumpkin pie. Unfortunately, the can of pumpkin got shoved behind my cookbook stand, and the pumpkin never got included in the pie. I thought the mixture seemed a bit light in color, but all those spices cover a multitude of sins. We discovered the problem during clean up.

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Cook the Book: 'Good Eats: The Early Years'

In our family, the "cookers" don't have to do the cleaning....so one year my son volunteered to peel the potatoes- and thought that offset the 2 days we spent cooking, thusly no longer having to clean. Ha!

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Cook the Book: 'Good Eats: The Early Years'

my first thanksgiving away from home, i decided the day before to throw together a full feast with my two university roommates (neither of whom can cook). it had all the fixings - a 12lb turkey, sweet potatoes, cranberry sauce, stuffing... everything turned out amazing and the turkey lasted less than 48 hours before we had eaten every last scrap

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Cook the Book: 'Good Eats: The Early Years'

Last year I got to spend thanksgiving with my dad. It was his last. Love you dad.

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Cook the Book: 'Good Eats: The Early Years'

Bob Evans once sold my brother the plastic display pie instead of a real pie-and non of us realized it until we tried to cut into it! They were very happy when he called back and returned it for a real pie-apparently the fake pies are very expensive!

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Cook the Book: 'Good Eats: The Early Years'

the year I was in london and ate a turkey sandwich from starbucks for my thanksgiving dinner :(

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Cook the Book: 'Good Eats: The Early Years'

the first time that I was allowed to sit at the adults table for thanksgiving with the extended family, I ended up between my great-grandpa, who couldn't hear, and my uncle, who got really loud when he had a drink or two. This ended up with my uncle trying to talk to me, and my great grandpa asking "WHAT" every time I tried to answer. I shut up after about 2 minutes.

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Cook the Book: 'Good Eats: The Early Years'

After a painful Thanksgiving with my inlaws I decided that I would make our own family dinner. It turned out great until it was time for desert. The dog had decided she had enough of us ignoring her and jumped onto the table. Pies and whipped cream went everywhere. It was the first and last time our dog ever got on our table.

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Cook the Book: 'Good Eats: The Early Years'

My first Thanksgiving! I was 24 and all of my fiancee's relatives came to my tiny apartment. There were about 12 of us crammed around a card table trying to eat. The food was good, but it was hard to eat, no one could move! Aaaah the good old days!

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Cook the Book: 'Good Eats: The Early Years'

One year, my sis and I decided to do a "dishwasher turkey". She had read about it, seen it in one of the numerous food shows she'd watched, etc., and we just "had to do it". So, with two other turkeys and several other types of meats being brought by the 30 some crowd expected at the Orphan's Thanksgiving (at her place that year), we attempted the dishwasher turkey. She had read that the steam from the dishwasher cycle steamed the turkey perfectly, as long as the turkey was wrapped tightly in aluminum foil. Eagerly, her husband gathered around after the cycle ended to tastle this magnificent bird. One problem... it wasn't done. Not even close, actually. So, she put it in for another round. Still not done. Time was starting to run out, so she shoved it in the oven, praying that it finished in time for dinner. It wasn't. Her husband gleefully ate from the plethora of others foods available, including two other turkeys, and was very pleased when he had a whole turkey for "leftovers" the next day. For years after, we asked her if she wanted to wash the food in the dishwasher before she cooked it. After all, one can never be too careful.

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Cook the Book: 'Good Eats: The Early Years'

the first Thanksgiving dinner I prepared I made two colossal mistakes: every dish was a recipe I had never made before & every recipe had some difficult prep or cooking techniques ~ it was handsdown the most streeful & exhausting cooking experience I've ever had ~ I got the meal on the table & then excused myself and took a long nap. Needless to say I learned a valued lesson ~ only one new recipe & only one dish with a difficult prep or cooking techniques per meal.

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The Food Lab: Turkey Stuffed Turkey

Kenji,

The second I saw this I was a man possessed. Just a perfect way to cook turkey, makes so much sense. I ran out, bought a meat grinder and got to work on Sunday. Probably excessive, but I brined the turkey after I broke it down. Used the carcass for a stock for gravy later. Monday, I rinsed off the brine and cubed the dark meat. Tuesday, ground the meat and began my attempts to roll the breast. I had a difficult time with this step for some reason, took me 3 or 4 attempts to get this correct. I suppose if I had a thinner breast this would have been easier. I found using a more traditional tying method worked better for me than using a series of string like you did. After roasting I seared it in some rendered turkey fat. Beautiful looking roast and it tasted as good as it looked.

I only had 5 people over for Thanksgiving Eve and I got away with using one of the roasts. I have a backup for Thursday's impending doom at my friend's house.

I don't think I'll ever cook a turkey another way again. Thank you very much for the inspiration and the foolproof instructions.

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Cook the Book: 'Good Eats: The Early Years'

Every other Thanksgiving we visit my grandparent's ranch in south Texas. Eating the traditional dishes that my grandma makes is a great annual activity. We usually end up with lots of extended family over, including a couple that owns a vineyard and brings their wine with them. They always arrive with the air that they've been tasting it already...

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Cook the Book: 'Good Eats: The Early Years'

We have a big family and cook 3 turkeys to feed the crowd. One of them is cooked outdoors since we run out of oven space. The first time I fried a turkey on my own I couldn't seem to get the oil hot enough. After a while, I finally noticed the probe wasn't far enough in the oil. After a frantic attempt to now cool down the pot (setting it on bricks in the grass and hosing the outside with water - not too smart), it finally cooled down enough and when we finally checked the bird, it was perfect.

These days I now cook the bird on my Weber. It's way more predictable!

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Cook the Book: 'Good Eats: The Early Years'

Every year I grab whomever is in my unit at Dland to treat them to a Thanksgiving dinner. The reason being that for about 4 years I had to work on Thanksgiving and Xmas and know what its like trying to find somewhere to eat on that day. So it has become a tradition to invite all the guys who had to work that day and couldn't go home.

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Cook the Book: 'Good Eats: The Early Years'

My story is; I was born on Thanksgiving. No one had dinner that fateful day!

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Cook the Book: 'Good Eats: The Early Years'

Story, story, story, story. I wish I had a good one for you. All I know is that the best food always was done by my Grandmother. Southern cooking and all. She learned from the best. Her dumplings are legendary.

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Cook the Book: 'Good Eats: The Early Years'

My mom made really good gravy. I think I was in second grade. I was so excited about it, I got up in front of my class and told them about it. Not much of a story unless you know my mom and her cooking repertoire.

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Cook the Book: 'Good Eats: The Early Years'

I can't say I have any particularly interesting stories. My parents never did the thanksgiving thing until I was at least in jr high and even now i'm not sure we really have a handle on it. this year i'm doing it, we'll see how it goes.

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Cook the Book: 'Good Eats: The Early Years'

I was transporting a cooked turkey with the fixings to a friend's house. When I got there the gravy had spilled all over the trunk of my car. I had to clean the trunk and run home to see what kind of gravy I had in my freezer, couldn't serve turkey and fixin's without gravy. sharonaquilino(at)hotmail(dot)com

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Cook the Book: 'Good Eats: The Early Years'

I was newly married and it was my first attempt at cooking a turkey. I was completely repulsed by the gizzards and neck. So much so that I really couldn't even eat any turkey. I'm over that now.

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Cook the Book: 'Good Eats: The Early Years'

A couple of years ago, we decided to forgo the turkey and have a roast and Yorkshire pudding, with all the trimmings. My mom popped the pud in the oven and unexpectedly had to leave for a few minutes, putting my sister and me in charge of watching said pudding. Well, it was ready and my sister grabbed it out of the oven and the pudding took flight out of the pan and flew across the kitchen, landing broken on a (thankfully) clean floor mat. I just remember that time stopped and the look of utter shock on both of our faces. We pieced the pudding back into the pan before mom got back.....we were going to keep it secret until she finally commented that she didn't do a good job because of all the cracks. We fessed up and had a good laugh

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