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Baking disaster!

First attempt at baking cookies, oatmeal chocolate chip to be exact. They stuck so bad to the cookie sheet my cousin and I had to scrape them off with a metal spatula. Not in the kitchen sink because, of course, the garbage disposal was broken. So, we scraped the cookies off in the driveway w/ the garden hose for water power.

What gets me everytime???? Buffalo wings, pizza, jerky, and vodka. Not all together of course :)

This does not involve myself, but rather my uncle, tri tip, and a grill....the story is legendary...My aunt and uncle were enjoying their new jacuzzi tub on their patio while wearing their birthday suits. Having put a delicious tri tip on the grill minutes earlier my uncle thought he better flip the meat one more time before retreating to the tub. He hopped out, grabbed the tongs, turned the tri tip and "burnt the sausage" so to speak. My aunt came running and apparently didn't know whether to cry or laugh!

I am not sure how the dinner turned out, but I do know a few chuckles can be heard whenever tri tip is grilled up and that particular uncle is around.

Yes to Ketchup....Oh YEAH to Tabasco!