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Stupid to Make Homemade Halloween Treats?
Pumpkin chocolate chip cookies? Do you even have your own kids? lol
Anthony Bourdain and Vegetarians/Vegans
Do me a favor. Reach up right now and grab your upper, front teeth. Feel how sharp they are. Now stick your fingers way back in your mouth.
Feel those molars?
We're omnivores. Have been for many, many years.
Vegans and vegetarians are fighting nature. They'll be eliminated by natural selection in about 4-6 generations.
what's for dinner 10/21?
This is the "grilled cheese" thread that makes this site more lame than it needs to be. Please stop.
Joyyy, please.
i cut up two potatoes
Chicken soup and garlic bread
sandwiches that were left over
Sure, I'm cherry-picking. But can this ongoing, ongoing, ongoing meme be any more lame? What are you having for dinner?
Seriously?
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Stupid to Make Homemade Halloween Treats?
"I don't have kids." Just read that again now.
Which explains the whole idea of "pumpkin chocolate chip cookies" or the whole idea of home-made goods to kids on Halloween in the first place.
Stupid to Make Homemade Halloween Treats?
Pumpkin chocolate chip cookies? Do you even have your own kids? lol
Anthony Bourdain and Vegetarians/Vegans
Do me a favor. Reach up right now and grab your upper, front teeth. Feel how sharp they are. Now stick your fingers way back in your mouth.
Feel those molars?
We're omnivores. Have been for many, many years.
Vegans and vegetarians are fighting nature. They'll be eliminated by natural selection in about 4-6 generations.
what's for dinner 10/21?
This is the "grilled cheese" thread that makes this site more lame than it needs to be. Please stop.
Joyyy, please.
i cut up two potatoes
Chicken soup and garlic bread
sandwiches that were left over
Sure, I'm cherry-picking. But can this ongoing, ongoing, ongoing meme be any more lame? What are you having for dinner?
Seriously?
MOCK MEAT... IT'S WHAT'S FOR DINNER... (really?, why?)
Mock meat? No such thing. Either leave it or embrace it -- but "mock meat" is like trying to turn jello into asparagus.
On the bus, off the bus Please chose, folks.
Old posts disappearing?
Alaina, you are always so quick to address these questions -- I admire and appreciate that.
But you know that there's a lot more that SE needs to do. I think this site is losing lots of folks to FB.
Mandate that more profile sections be filled out. Cuts down on spam, makes it all more fun.
Enable messaging between folks. Individual and group.
Just date the posts, please. None of this "older" and "newer". So 1998.
Make it a little less NYC-centric? Why are you not enlisting Chicago, LA, SF, etc. bloggers to contribute and opening up more boards?
I love this site, but it's in the dark ages, frankly. Please pull it together.
Pre-Made soups
Snow's NE Clam Chowder is passable for sure. Nothing to add.
Greatest Pizza Box Ever Designed: No need to waste!
Dumb.
1. There's food and/or grease attached. Fail.
2. Anything less than airtight will cause the leftover pizza to dry out. Some might like that -- I don't.
3. Use real plates. They can be washed with a minimal amount of water.
Just another gimmick preying on peeps who want to feel better about themselves. Sad.
Bad mood, bad food?
I love cooking regardless of my current mood. Being blue doesn't change anything. In fact, cooking helps cure it. Isn't that the whole point? Cooking = joy and immersion and taste and escape. How could it be anything else?
I hope it all sorts out for you, JetCity -- I am sure it will.
Pizza: A cure for the blues?
I meant "if it made HIM grin" -- my apologies
Pizza: A cure for the blues?
I think you're sweet, dhorst. That's love.
And I don't get why some douchbags say "I don't like pizza" -- why bother commenting then, unless you're a total attention whore?
Just do it up, dhorst. Pizza cheers me up too, and if it made me grin -- well, go for it.
Good food in San Jose?
It would be totally helpful, lexa, if you posted your preferences, price range, location, etc. san jose/south bay is big.
Dinner Tonight: Chinese Chicken Salad
lol @eng: must be the sesame oil, ginger, or rice wine vinegar. Looks nothing like a chinese chicken salad should look to me. whatev.
What's your favorite food when drunk?
Sliced sourdough bread. Toasted. Buttered. Smeared with a little cream cheese. And topped with cold, store-bought salsa.
Jerzee, please stop being Foodie Falwell.
A bit too many Asian-themed articles on this site?
I think cooking any type of Asian food is a polarizing thing.
On one hand, you have folks who are totally into it. They have the (many) ingredients, they understand the work involved, and they understand the technique. I'm not really one of those people.
On the other, you have folks who WANT to do it. But they see lists of lots of ingredients they think they'll only use minimally over time, they see the prep work, they see the heat and pan requirements, and get a little intimidated.
At that point, it's easier to get take-out. Why do you think take-out or delivery Asian food is so popular? It's predictably decent, zero effort, and doesn't leave ingredients (that you have no idea how to use again, unless you make a ton of Asian food) sitting in your cupboard.
Am I saying that's the right way to approach it? No. To each his/her own. I just think that's what's going on with Asian cooking in American kitchens. Maybe it's different in non-American kitchens.
Baked Doughnut Recipes?
Baked doughnut? Why not just steam a steak?
Help: Cooking dinner for guest with multiple allergies
Let me get this straight. Seven years old and allergic to dairy, wheat, corn and peanuts?
On top of it, the kid is picky enough to refuse red meat and spicy stuff? Cripes, with those sorts of restrictions, I'd be hoarding Texas-style chili.
Is there any way he can emancipate from his parents and find others who won't brainwash him, hover, or do seriously bad drugs in the 80s?
Give them all asparagus sauteed in olive oil or some or some oatmeal with soy milk and hasten them back to Vancouver, where they might be less exposed to germs and life and stuff.
help with getting a job at a real restaurant
This should be foolproof. If it isn't, you don't want to work there anyway.
1. Do some research on Yelp, Chowhound, here, anywhere. Find a restaurant that sounds like a match for you, and preferably one that could really use your language skills.
2. Go there during dinner or lunch. You can even be so bold as to ask to be seated in section of the best waiter.
3. Watch and learn everything. Combine that with common sense, too, just in case the waiter or waitress is having an off day, an especially heavy load, etc. Take notes.
4. If you're still interested, arrange an interview. Emulate the look and style of the staff you saw before (obviously, without dressing in the uniform). If unsure, err on the side of slightly overdressing/over-presenting.
5. Explain your experience and why you think it translates well to that dining establishing. Of course, mention your language skills. Also, make sure you ask your own questions, too. Be confident and well-spoken. Never look desperate.
6. And now. . .toward the end of the interview, say this, or something similar, pleasantly, sweetly, and without the slightest hint of dare or desperation:
"I will say this: I really admire your restaurant and I've enjoyed this interview. When I set out looking for these positions, I looked at several places and did my homework on all of them, by researching online and then coming in for a visit. I'm interviewing with the ones who seem like the best fit for me, and you're one of them, so I'll make you the same offer I made them: let me serve you lunch tomorrow, here, and you can judge for yourself."
Delivered the right way, it's a fair offer. It lets them know you have other options to consider. It demonstrates your diligence. It proves you're willing to go beyond most applicants. Even if they don't or can't (for insurance reasons) accept your offer, your ballsiness has shined through without compromising your negotiating position.
Any place worth working at will hire you within the week.
Good luck!
Cookbook Recommendations Needed
Trust me -- it's never just about food.
It must be diet + exercise. Always. It's just pure math.
Based on his height/weight, determine the number of calories needed to maintain body weight.
Then, decide on a new diet plan. Lots of small meals is good -- starving yourself and skimping is not good.
Then, determine your exercise plan. This will supplement your diet approach.
There should be a calorie deficit. It's healthy and reasonable to lose 2 pounds per week. Many folks do much less than that. Either way, his 40 pound loss should be manageable.
Most important thing? It's not just about food. It's food + exercise.
Cooking with wine
I totally disagree with Jerzee. Unless you have some freakishly-snobby palate, you won't notice the difference.
Cook it down to almost nothing along with garlic and onions and make it the base of the sauce. Add it to a pot roast braise or a ragu.
Whatever you do, don't drink it. But don't be a snob about it, either. That's just wasteful and elitist.
Your Fast Food Urge.....just had mine...tasty.
In N Out animal-style fries, well-done.
Crispy, thin potato strips. . .in a red/white, grease-spotted paper basket. . .topped with a big dollop of sweet, tangy Thousand Island. . .a stash of deeply-caramelized diced onions. . .and laced throughout with a luscious web of melted American cheese.
"Well-done" is key.
Hosting a late season BBQ - What to make for dessert?
Yeah, cause I loved coffee liqueur, honey, raspberry sauce, rum, and trifle as a kid.
It's a BBQ and a frozen, two-day-old cake, for God's sake.
Cut it up, serve it with good vanilla ice cream, and offer whipped cream, nuts and hot fudge.
End of story. Don't overthink, SEers. There's a time and place for educating palates and fooling around. This isn't one.
Spring or fall?
I prefer whatever season is next. Call me fickle.
Time Consuming Recipes
I'm not sure about the OP's intent, but I really don't think this should involve crock pots. I know they are wonderfully popular (just like Pet Rocks, The Jonas Brothers, and Sarah Palin), but it isn't really cooking: it's dump, stir, and "can never f*** it up" at the extreme.
To me, a long day of cooking involves chili, bolognese, scratch lasagne, any kind of stock, lots of chilled sides, and more.
But no, not the "dump, stir, go shopping" crock pot stuff. When it comes to Friday night and weekend cooking, a crock pot is just one step above Sandra Lee, in my view.
Ally Sheedy's Breakfast Club Sandwich
Chiff, was that intentional disrespect? I will assume not. Say Anything is one of my faves too, but it wasn't John Hughes' film at all.
Try The Breakfast Club, Sixteen Candles, Ferris Buehler, etc.
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Pizza: A cure for the blues?
pizza - one of the best foods in the whole world... straight cheese pizza with a great doughy crust always does it for me.
Dinner Tonight: Chinese Chicken Salad
yeah this doesn't look chinese, more like a ratatouille
MOCK MEAT... IT'S WHAT'S FOR DINNER... (really?, why?)
Do not do not do not enjoy mock meat. Read the back of the package on some of the stuff and shriek at the reality of what you're eating. You're better off eating a hunk of dead animal flesh in some cases.
Tofu and tofu products are not mock meat, they are a food in themselves and aren't supposed to be imitating anything, so I consider tofu edible. It should be appreciated not as a substitute but as its own entity with its own NOT meat like qualities. (I have the same rage over people drinking soy milk as "imitation" milk. No, soy milk isn't supposed to taste like melted ice cream. It's supposed to be beige and taste like beans! If you really want milk that bad, drink the milk!)
MOCK MEAT... IT'S WHAT'S FOR DINNER... (really?, why?)
I like seitan, tofu, and tempeh. That pre-packaged griller stuff in the freezer? No thanks.
Stupid to Make Homemade Halloween Treats?
Regarding KarynMC:
You can NEVER say that only a family member would try to poison a child. Get real, there are sick people out there who get off on doing their dirty deed.
Also,please let me know where those chocolate chip cookies are being handed out so that I'll miss that house. :)
Stupid to Make Homemade Halloween Treats?
Of course you can go back to the houses that give good candy, but always remember to go back at the end of the night to the houses that didn't get a lot of visitors. Why? They'll have left over candy, and they'll be willing to get rid of it.
Only give pre-packaged candy to trick or treaters. You can make special packs of home-baked goods for those you know well, but most parents will not allow their children to eat homemade goods. Them's just the breaks.
Stupid to Make Homemade Halloween Treats?
Liability, Liability, Liability great idea but the reality is that if a child gets sick and the lawyer came knocking at your door then it truly ends up being a situation of “no good deed goes unpunished”. I will agree also with Heartofglass there are a lot of towns that have laws prohibiting distributing food without a health permit.
Having said that I am quite older and when I was young in the late 50’s and 60’s the most popular treats were homemade. There was this woman that gave out candy apples to die for, I’ve never been able to find another candy apple that is just like the ones she made.
What I think is so very sad is that children have to be protect from adults and we as a society don’t see how disturbing that really is
Stupid to Make Homemade Halloween Treats?
Years ago I heard someone say that they simply threw away anything that was not professionally packaged. It could have been the best cookie ever made, but it went to the landfill. It was their concern for safety. It would make me sad to think all that work you did was for nothing.
I can up one on @arm1970 My granddaughter's school doesn't want parents to bring cakes, cupcakes or cookies for birthday celebrations period. It is encouraged to bring fruit (grapes are the fav, but what if your child doesn't like them), raisins, nuts or other healthy items. The kids that might eat carrots might choke on them. Can't win. I get it-most kids get too much of sugar and fats. There is a child that has a peanut allergy in her class, therefore, we are asked not even to bring that item. Understandably so, but it sure knocks your options down another peg. Some parents buy trinkets and that is a much greater cost than a batch of cookies prepared at home and I have noticed that the trinkets are floating around the house with little or no attention.
My daughter decided to skip the school ritual last year and my g-daughter was very sad. Looks like raisins!
Greatest Pizza Box Ever Designed: No need to waste!
tmj529 - i think your comment is pretty sad. You obviously didn't read into it.
Stupid to Make Homemade Halloween Treats?
When I was a kid there was a house in the neighborhood that gave out homemade candy apples - but they only had about 2 dozen of them. We used to come home from school, get in our costumes, go to The McHarg's house, get our candy apples, go home, do homework, eat supper and THEN go out and do the rest of our trick-or-treating. We just HAD to have those candy apples - they were the highlight of our Halloween treats. On the other hand - another family gave out popcorn balls. The only reason we went to their house is because we knew them really well and HAD to go to their house. When we got home we would throw the popcorn balls away. We HATED those things.
Good food in San Jose?
Downtown Campbell has a few good restaurants. Cyprus has delicious Mediterranean dishes (get the Mahummarah dip, it's terrific). Tigelleria is fabulous and very authentic Italian which is also organic. La Pizzeria makes the closest thing to Italian pizza that I've had Stateside. In south San Jose, go to Grand Century Mall which has an impressive food court of Vietnamese food and desserts (and 1 Thai stall, pretty good too). Think rice plates, bowls of pho and assorted noodle dishes, iced Vietnamese coffee, fresh-pressed sugar cane juice and desserts like che. Grand Century is located at Story and McLaughlin, inside a plaza that is all Viet. There's a bakery called Saigon Bakery outside of the big 'mall' building, right next to the Hai Thanh supermarket. This is one of the better places to go for fresh baguettes and the increasingly popular banh sandwiches. If you want something other than Asian and Italian, go for Ethiopian at Zeni on Saratoga Ave. A few stores down is a good Persian place called Deezi Cafe. My favorite Thai restaurant is on Winchester Blvd, called Krung Thai, a few blocks from Santana Row. If you are a sushi fiend, TGI Sushi on Hamilton in Campbell is pretty good, though the rolls can get really pricey or Michi's near Winchester and Campbell Ave.
Have a great time eating your way through San Jose and Campbell.
PS. If you manage to be in Campbell on Sunday from about 9:30am to 1pm, the Farmer's Market has some incredible food. They close off the car traffice in the downtown strip. Check out the Oaxacan food stall and have their freshly made food. The cook actually rolls out and cooks the tortillas as it is ordered.
Bad mood, bad food?
Cooking makes me happy, but if I'd worried or distracted it's best if I'm not trying to follow a new recipe.
My mother used to like chopping things when she was mad, and she liked chopping things for soups. I may never forget the day I came home from school and there were three different pots of soup on the stove, and she was working on the fourth.
Good food in San Jose?
Teatime, you had me at Falafel. Thanks everyone for your help!
Bad mood, bad food?
Moods tend to affect my patience. So if the pizza dough I'm rolling out keeps shrinking on itself, for example, my mood will get worse and worse and I'll become less and less patient. I've learned when that happens I have to put down what I'm doing and/or hand the task to someone else. On the other hand, making bread has always done wonders for my mood.
Pizza: A cure for the blues?
dhorst Fan Club in the making.
Pizza: A cure for the blues?
"I'll make it every night this weekend if it helps to cheer him up."
Where have you been all my life, dhorst?
Pizza: A cure for the blues?
I am not a big pizza person anymore, but as a kid, sometimes if we were 'good' we would have pizza parties in school. Those were the best! As a kid, color me happy with a slice of 'za, a cupcake, and a festive paper plate.
Pizza: A cure for the blues?
Happy Birthday! Pizza was always a treat for us in the 60's. We might have had it three times a year. Now a days it's like a staple and I just don't get that excited about it anymore. But enjoy.
Pizza: A cure for the blues?
Big pizza fans here. Sweet Italian sausage, mushrooms, tomato, onions.
But for me personally, my cheap-o order-out comfort food is Chinese take-out. I even light the candles on the table for it.
Pizza: A cure for the blues?
I think my love for pizza is based on the same thing as my love for snow. As a child it meant less school, either school was out (snow) or it was Friday (pizza).
My favorite pizza to order so far is onion, garlic, green peppers, and eggplant.
Bad mood, bad food?
Moods can also affect my taste I find. Did your dining companions also notice a difference in the flavors of your meal? Or was it just you?
Bad mood, bad food?
my mood definitely affects my cooking.
when i get pissed i make bread.
nothing like pounding the crap out of some dough to release some anger.
also, eating chips and salsa seems to help my anger-something about the crunching, i guess. it's better than just grinding my teeth, though.
Bad mood, bad food?
My mom told me this - she pointed out that when you cook while you are in a bad mood, the food suffers (and so, by extension, does whoever eats it, i.e., the rest of the family). Was this a subtle threat . . . . ?
Bad mood, bad food?
You guys all rule. I'd completely forgotten about "Like Water for Chocolate," which is a fantastic book - good call with that, @pooch.
And, @dhorst, a weekend of pizza should cheer anyone up - but I think I might take @redfish's advice tonight :)
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"I don't have kids." Just read that again now.
Which explains the whole idea of "pumpkin chocolate chip cookies" or the whole idea of home-made goods to kids on Halloween in the first place.