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Soda: Do You Ever Mix Fanta and Coke?
In Chile we mix FantaéOrange with beer one to one. We call it a Fanta Schopp. It is most awesome. Seriously. ANd Argentinians mix coke and red wine as someone mentioned above and that is good too.
The Food Lab: How To Make Vegan Mayonnaise
@Kenji.... I frickin hate tofu but based on Ur recommendation that it tastes like mayo I will try the recipe..... Texture certainly looks spot on. Love The Food Lab BTW.
The Food Lab: How To Make Vegan Mayonnaise
Ok am I the only hater that thinks this post should not have been titled Vegan Mayo or whatever? Mayonnaise is by definition an emulsion with eggs and oil (bit of mustard and seasoning if you will). This is not mayo. It does not taste like mayo. It is not mayo! Otherwise, I love your work Kenji!
may·on·naise
[mey-uh-neyz, mey-uh-neyz] Show IPA
noun
a thick dressing of egg yolks, vinegar or lemon juice, oil, and seasonings, used for salads, sandwiches, vegetable dishes, etc.
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Humberto answered "Crisp and curl" to Should pepperoni crisp and curl or lie flat?
Poll posted by Adam Kuban, February 7, 2011 at 9:00 AM
Humberto answered "Way!" to Anchovies on pizza: Way or no way?
Poll posted by Adam Kuban, January 24, 2011 at 8:55 AM
Humberto answered "Throw 'em out. (You can't recycle them if they've got grease on them)" to What do you do with your empty pizza boxes?
Poll posted by Adam Kuban, January 17, 2011 at 9:00 AM
Humberto answered "No way, and I don't know anyone else who does that." to Do You Eat Burgers Around the Periphery Towards the Center?
Poll posted by Robyn Lee, January 6, 2011 at 9:00 AM
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Quiz posted by Joan Fang, June 1, 2010 at 9:00 PM
Humberto got 40% correct on What's Your Ice Cream IQ?
Quiz posted by Katie Quinn, April 19, 2010 at 7:00 PM
Humberto got 62% correct on How Much Do You Know About Food Preservation?
Quiz posted by Katie Quinn, March 1, 2010 at 4:30 PM
Humberto got 71% correct on How Much Do You Know About Chocolate Chip Cookies?
Quiz posted by Katie Quinn, February 22, 2010 at 6:00 PM
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Daily Slice: Shorty's Pizza, Tucker, GA
If you do not know great singers I can hardly trust your judgement. Ok just kifdding but come on.... Janis Joplin was in a league of her own!
Soda: Do You Ever Mix Fanta and Coke?
In Chile we mix FantaéOrange with beer one to one. We call it a Fanta Schopp. It is most awesome. Seriously. ANd Argentinians mix coke and red wine as someone mentioned above and that is good too.
The Food Lab: How To Make Vegan Mayonnaise
@Kenji.... I frickin hate tofu but based on Ur recommendation that it tastes like mayo I will try the recipe..... Texture certainly looks spot on. Love The Food Lab BTW.
The Food Lab: How To Make Vegan Mayonnaise
Ok am I the only hater that thinks this post should not have been titled Vegan Mayo or whatever? Mayonnaise is by definition an emulsion with eggs and oil (bit of mustard and seasoning if you will). This is not mayo. It does not taste like mayo. It is not mayo! Otherwise, I love your work Kenji!
may·on·naise
[mey-uh-neyz, mey-uh-neyz] Show IPA
noun
a thick dressing of egg yolks, vinegar or lemon juice, oil, and seasonings, used for salads, sandwiches, vegetable dishes, etc.
Video: 'The Perfect Hamburger' by Former Top Chef Contestant Fabio Vivani
Oh I forgot.... If you went to the trouble of adding cheese I think butter would be better for the bun than a fruity olive oil which would complete flavour wise.
Video: 'The Perfect Hamburger' by Former Top Chef Contestant Fabio Vivani
Salting too early was just the start. How about pre-grinding two cuts separately and then trying to combine them resulting in a very dense pack. Or cooking it on a nonstick griddle that will not give you the heat and caramelization that you want when a 25 dollar cast iron skillet would have been far superior. Or picking a cheese that does not melt adequately.... American cheese please. Overall a pretty meh effort.
Dulces: Islas Flotantes de Coco (Coconut Floating Islands)
I fully agree. Though they may be French we make this a lot in Chile where they are called leche nevada.
Video: Wimpy's Braille Burgers
The idea of braille menus had bnever occurred to me. This is such a feel good post :). I imagine with today's technology braille printing is not that far out of reach. I am sure the good press will far outstrip the cost of having braille menus available.
Giveaway: Pat LaFrieda's Big App For Meat, Released in Apple Store Today
Asado de tira..... with chimichurri and a nice cabernet
Los Angeles: Mickey Fine Pharmacy & Grill Makes a Bad Burger, but Good Memories
Awesome review..... Great to see a review that looks at the complete package. Sometimes it's not just about the perfect burger but the perfect total package. I mean for 7.25 one could do worse. I have had many great burgers in my life served in soulless, sterile places by people who did not genuinely like people. In most of those cases I never bothered to return because I can make a great burger at home just the way I like it. But give me a diner or lunch counter with an old school sassy waitress with attitude and I'm there.
Can You Name These Fruit? The Answers Revealed!
No offense but this was one of the most asinine contests I have ever witnessed. For starters, the resolution on the pic in the original picture was a complete joke. At that resolution to expect anyone to distinguish between pear varieties is laughable. Just my two cents.
Laguna Niguel, CA: Deemer's American Grill Is the Best New Burger Chain (That Isn't One Yet)
The quality looks great but the birger to bun to toppings ratio seems off to me. My own preference though.
Barrel Oven Fever
I was born in Chile so I have seen many of these ovens there. They are sold all over and are quite cheap. However, in my humble opinion they are best suited to bread baking (pan amasado) or empanadas. The shape alone ensures that you will never have even heating on a pizza. Plus you do not get the same temps and are not baking on a stone unless you add one.
Minneapolis: Surprise Winner in the Battle of Juicy Lucys Between 5-8 Club and Matt's Bar
Don't know if this link is allowed but for anyone interested:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfLsR2OZaEM
Food Wars did this showdown as well....
Minneapolis: Surprise Winner in the Battle of Juicy Lucys Between 5-8 Club and Matt's Bar
Daniel's writing is excellent. Actually one of my favourites on Serious Eats by far. Thus my incredulity at choosing a burger in a place that smells like a urinal. If it is an eat in experience,as opposed to take out I cannot separate the food from the ambience when the ambience is this foul. Piss is piss.
7 Great Bites at Oxbow Market
Sorry but for 12 dollars a cream puff better be better than great!
Minneapolis: Surprise Winner in the Battle of Juicy Lucys Between 5-8 Club and Matt's Bar
I am with Redfish. I do not know how a professional food reviewer can so casually overlook the smell of urine. What does this say about the cleanliness of the place? I assume the urine was on some of the customers? I would have walked out, and I do not care how good the burger is.
The Pioneer Woman's Fig-Prosciutto Pizza with Arugula
I will qualify my previous statement by saying I love Serious Eats and I also have a great appreciation for Erin's work. But Food Network has become a plague that has led to the dumbing down of food culture in the last 10 years. Next to the Rachel ray's and Guy Fieris of the world Emeril was akin to Bocuse. I doubt they would ever have someone as engaging as Jaques Pepin that you could actually learn something from.
And I guess it was the fact that two PW articles appeared so close together that made me question whether this was marketing at play.
But I love Serious Eats cause in many ways it is everything that Food Network stopped being 15 years ago when Sarah Moulton and people who actually knew food were on there.
Like I said, I can appreciate PW's blog initially but her whole show is scripted nonsense.....
The Pioneer Woman's Fig-Prosciutto Pizza with Arugula
I love Slice. I think the Pioneer Woman blog was quite well done. Not sure it merited her getting a show but I suppose after the success of her own book and all.....
But really Serious Eats? She merits the spotlight on this site why? I mean she may know much about many foods but her dough recipe is brutal. What can one expect from a dough meant to be used in as little as an hour?
It almost makes me wonder if some of SE's stories are not sometimes infomercials masquerading as stories.
Our 10 Favorite Pies in San Francisco
I fully realize that pies in NYC can be that expensive. That is not what I said is it?
"I have bought great French pastries in New York at a fraction of this price."
I think some of these places slap organic on the label and immediately triple the price. I mean just cause Magnolia Bakery can be shilled to death on a TV series and charge their prices for a cupcake based on hype does not make their product worthy of the price.
I fully appreciate real estate is expensive in some parts of the country. But 36 dollars? Ain't buying it.
Flee The Pizza: Spike Mendelsohn's "We, The Pizza" in Washington D.C. Still No Good
@Kenji..... If you were just a guy who knew food and posted killer recipes I would be a fan. But the sense of humour and great writing? Killer!
"Flee the Pizza" LOL
Our 10 Favorite Pies in San Francisco
Hey these look great but really? 36 dollars for an apple lattice pie? Not to denigrate pies or their importance in American culinary history but the work that goes into a well executed one does not justify this price. I have bought great French pastries in New York at a fraction of this price.
Grilled: Erin Jackson, San Diego Correspondent
Awesome work Erin. Your pic of the Ave 5 burger does a great job of showing the juiciness in the patty. I often see burgers reviewed here where they state that it was very juicy but in your pic that patty just glistens.
Discovering Tomato Pies at DeLorenzo's Pizza in Trenton, New Jersey
Was that a half sausage by design? It all seems to be on one side.
Los Angeles: 'Iron Chef'-Winning Burgers at LA Market Do Best With Excess
Don't get me wrong Chanterelle. I like Cora too. Just totally lacking in real trench warfare kitchen experience. But she is much nicer than the inflated ego that is Bobby Flay. Neither one is as personable , talented, or educational as a Jaques Pepin.
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Humberto answered "Crisp and curl" to Should pepperoni crisp and curl or lie flat?
Poll posted by Adam Kuban, February 7, 2011 at 9:00 AM
Humberto answered "Way!" to Anchovies on pizza: Way or no way?
Poll posted by Adam Kuban, January 24, 2011 at 8:55 AM
Humberto answered "Throw 'em out. (You can't recycle them if they've got grease on them)" to What do you do with your empty pizza boxes?
Poll posted by Adam Kuban, January 17, 2011 at 9:00 AM
Humberto answered "No way, and I don't know anyone else who does that." to Do You Eat Burgers Around the Periphery Towards the Center?
Poll posted by Robyn Lee, January 6, 2011 at 9:00 AM
Humberto answered "No way" to Do you do 'salad' on your pizza?
Poll posted by Adam Kuban, January 3, 2011 at 11:00 AM
Humberto answered "I like good panettone, but I've had awful panettone too." to Do You Like Panettone?
Poll posted by The Serious Eats Team, December 21, 2010 at 11:15 AM
Humberto answered "Num Pang" to What's Your Favorite Sandwich Shop In New York?
Poll posted by The Serious Eats Team, December 10, 2010 at 12:00 PM
Humberto answered "Momofuku Noodle Bar" to What's Your Favorite Fried Chicken In New York?
Poll posted by The Serious Eats Team, December 11, 2010 at 12:00 PM
Humberto answered "Grey's Papaya" to What's Your Favorite Hot Dog In New York?
Poll posted by The Serious Eats Team, December 12, 2010 at 12:00 PM
Humberto answered "Once a week" to How often do you eat frozen pizza?
Poll posted by Adam Kuban, December 6, 2010 at 9:55 AM
Humberto answered "No! Are you kidding?" to Is pizza like sex — good even if it's bad?
Poll posted by Adam Kuban, November 29, 2010 at 8:55 AM
Humberto answered "Buying. " to Are You Making Pie or Buying It?
Poll posted by The Serious Eats Team, November 23, 2010 at 11:30 AM
Humberto answered "75% deep dish, 25% thin crust" to How often do you order deep dish vs. thin crust? (Choose closest answer)
Poll posted by Adam Kuban, November 15, 2010 at 9:55 AM
Humberto answered "Pizza!" to Deep dish: "pizza" or "casserole"?
Poll posted by Adam Kuban, November 8, 2010 at 9:55 AM
Humberto answered "Pellets" to What type of sausage do you prefer on your pizza?
Poll posted by Adam Kuban, November 1, 2010 at 9:55 AM
Humberto answered "Totally respect them. I'd get more excited about a three-star than I would about a two." to What Do You Think of the Michelin Stars?
Poll posted by The Serious Eats Team, October 26, 2010 at 11:30 AM
Humberto answered "Way!" to Egg pizza: Way or No Way?
Poll posted by Adam Kuban, October 18, 2010 at 9:55 AM
Humberto answered "A corner slice" to When it comes to square-cut pizza, I prefer ...
Poll posted by Adam Kuban, October 11, 2010 at 9:55 AM
Humberto answered "Yes. It makes for a nice textural contrast" to Do you like crisp pizza cheese?
Poll posted by Adam Kuban, October 4, 2010 at 9:55 AM
Humberto answered "French press" to How Do You Brew Your Coffee?
Poll posted by Robyn Lee, September 29, 2010 at 8:00 AM
Humberto answered "None. I like only crust, sauce, and cheese." to How many toppings do you top your pizza with?
Poll posted by Adam Kuban, September 27, 2010 at 9:55 AM
Humberto answered "crispy pork belly" to Which dishes are you sick of?
Poll posted by Maggie Hoffman, September 21, 2010 at 11:15 AM
Humberto answered "Shredded/grated" to Do you prefer shredded or sliced mozzarella on your pizza?
Poll posted by Adam Kuban, September 20, 2010 at 9:55 AM
Humberto answered "Hell yes!" to Do You Like Chili Burgers?
Poll posted by Robyn Lee, September 2, 2010 at 9:45 AM
Humberto answered "Fresh" to Do you prefer canned or fresh mushrooms on your pizza?
Poll posted by Adam Kuban, August 30, 2010 at 8:50 AM
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Humberto got 50% correct on Quiz: How Much Do You Know About Ramen?
Quiz posted by Joan Fang, June 1, 2010 at 9:00 PM
Humberto got 40% correct on What's Your Ice Cream IQ?
Quiz posted by Katie Quinn, April 19, 2010 at 7:00 PM
Humberto got 62% correct on How Much Do You Know About Food Preservation?
Quiz posted by Katie Quinn, March 1, 2010 at 4:30 PM
Humberto got 71% correct on How Much Do You Know About Chocolate Chip Cookies?
Quiz posted by Katie Quinn, February 22, 2010 at 6:00 PM
Humberto got 55% correct on How Much Do You Know About Condiments?
Quiz posted by Katie Quinn, February 15, 2010 at 6:30 PM
Humberto got 14% correct on How Much Do You Know About Indianapolis Food Culture?
Quiz posted by Katie Quinn, February 2, 2010 at 11:00 AM
Humberto got 55% correct on How Much Do You Know About New Orleans Food Culture?
Quiz posted by Katie Quinn, February 1, 2010 at 7:00 PM

If you do not know great singers I can hardly trust your judgement. Ok just kifdding but come on.... Janis Joplin was in a league of her own!