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Taste Test: Store-Bought Stuffing

I've never had boxed stuffing. Only ever made from scratch. It's so damned easy to make, I doubt I'll ever have the boxxed stuff.

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What is your stance on "tipping"?

If the service is terrible I don't tip. If the service was okay, I happily tip 10-15% usually just rounding up to an even amount. If the service is good, I will make sure to actually tip more then that. It's a terrible custom. It's not done in Europe. I'd rather that cost be built into my bill, rather then be expected to pay it seperately, and have to do the math myself. Yes before it comes up, I have worked in restaurants, no I still hate tipping.

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Anyone use pumpkin (or apple sauce) and oil to replace butter?

No. I don't substitute for Butter, I won't use fake sugar in things, and I won't used fake milk either. Better to have a little bit of real food that tastes good and feels right in your mouth then have the fake stuff more often.

@kitchengeeking as to your splenda question, that stuff, like all the sugar substitutes I've tried leave my mouth feeling greasy. It seriously feels like I rinsed my mouth with bacon grease, then had a big glass of cold water. YUCK!

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Perogies at home

Ack! I forgot to mention the finely minced Bacon in the filling, and by fine I mean tiny tiny tiny!

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Taste Test: Store-Bought Stuffing

I've never had boxed stuffing. Only ever made from scratch. It's so damned easy to make, I doubt I'll ever have the boxxed stuff.

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What is your stance on "tipping"?

If the service is terrible I don't tip. If the service was okay, I happily tip 10-15% usually just rounding up to an even amount. If the service is good, I will make sure to actually tip more then that. It's a terrible custom. It's not done in Europe. I'd rather that cost be built into my bill, rather then be expected to pay it seperately, and have to do the math myself. Yes before it comes up, I have worked in restaurants, no I still hate tipping.

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Anyone use pumpkin (or apple sauce) and oil to replace butter?

No. I don't substitute for Butter, I won't use fake sugar in things, and I won't used fake milk either. Better to have a little bit of real food that tastes good and feels right in your mouth then have the fake stuff more often.

@kitchengeeking as to your splenda question, that stuff, like all the sugar substitutes I've tried leave my mouth feeling greasy. It seriously feels like I rinsed my mouth with bacon grease, then had a big glass of cold water. YUCK!

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Perogies at home

Ack! I forgot to mention the finely minced Bacon in the filling, and by fine I mean tiny tiny tiny!

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Perogies at home

This is one of my specialties. I no longer really have a recipe for filling, I don't have proportions, it's all to taste, but the filling is:

Mashed potatoes
Well aged sharp Cheddar cheese
Finely minced caramelized onions
Finely minced Garlic
Salt and Pepper

Make this the night before and chill it in the fridge because it's easier to work with.

The next day, make your dough. The dough is thus:

5 cups flour
couple pinches of salt ( I THINK the recipie calls for a teaspoon)
1 egg
1 cup water
Oil.

What you do is mix your dry in a big bowl, and then crack the egg into a measuring cup. Mix the egg around some, then add enough oil to make one cup. Add your egg and oil mixture along with the cup of water to your dry ingredients and work it until it's smooth and doughy. Add extra water or oil if needed.

Let this stand for half an hour covered with a tea towel, and then break a piece out and roll it out. Roll the dough until just before you can see the table through it.

Cut your circles (or squares if you are conserving the dough), I use a wine glass for this and then peel all the excess dough and put it in a pile (more on this later). Peel each circle, put it in the palm of your hand shiny side up (that would be the side that had been stuck to your table) and put a small amount of filling in the middle of the circle and then pinch the outer edges TIGHT.

Place the completed Perogie on a floured cookie sheet, and once the sheet is covered in Perogies, put them in the freezer till they get nice and firm. Once they are nicely frozen, stick them in an ice cream pail or freezer bag, and take them out when needed.

The dough. DO NOT REUSE THE DOUGH YOU HAVE ROLLED! This is important, the rolled dough does not work well for whatever reason. I am not making this up, this recipie I remember making with my Great Grandmother, a grand old Ukrainian Baba, as well as my grandmother and mother, and this wisdom they have passed to me.

What you can do with the dough, and my family does, is boil it till it floats, drain it and then lightly fry it in butter or oil and use it to keep people from eating your work all day. And this is an all day job. I make usually 25-35 dozen in a day, depending on how early I get to start.

Too cook your perogie, just boil them from frozen until they float and then fry them in some butter and or oil until they are lightly crisped. Serve with baked Kielbasa sausage and some Heavy sour cream (not the non fat or reduced fat, that's just silly).

Now, you, and everyone else here has my family's recipe. This, as I said came from at least my great grandmother, who spoke little English, but still taught me and others how to make these delicious things. I've been doing this since I was...well I was in the single digits. My now 5 year old daughter helps me make them now (and boy does that make me a proud daddy that I could pass this down even further!)

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Will N1H1 flu scare change your dining out habits?

Ignoring it, just like I did the bird flu and any other "Scare" done up to keep people distracted and afraid. It's BS.

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What's for Dinner? 08/28

Marinated Beef Skewers grilled to perfection, Grilled Corn on the Cob and some pasta with a tomato sauce.

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Popcorn: Do You Err on the Side of Unpopped or Burnt?

I never make microwave popcorn. It tastes terrible. And I've perfected my stove top popcorn to the point where I get few unpopped kernels (depending on the quality and age of the corn itself) and am surprised and upset when it is burnt! BTW if you are making stove top popcorn the ONLY way to do it is with coconut oil!

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California Eatin': Dutch Crunch in the Bay Area

@mmmassey Another winnipeger! WooT! Yeah, you can find dutch crunch in Safeway here from time to time, but in Thunder Bay Ontario where I went to school you could get it all the time. I just came back from groceries, now I want to go back and see if I can get a loaf of this for dinner, even if it is raining and the kids are down for a nap.

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Weekend Cook and Tell: Play Sommelier

I Have a wine that nearly, if not totally impossible to find anywhere. MEAD! Yeas Mead, that delicious wine made from honey. I used to brew my own, but lost the space to kids. However one of my friends picked it up and he does a lot better then I. His stuff is magical, and pairs well with any dessert.

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Happy Fathers' Day to all Dads! What's on the menu?

I am the dad in this house. For my Dinner I am Making big fat, juicy, Grilled Burgers. The kids and the wife are in charge of sides. I hinted I want onion rings, though that might be a trick to pull off. I figure to have a salad with that, and for dessert there is the last of the lemon meringue pie, and some strawberries. I thought about a black forest cake (my favourite) or rhubarb crisp (my favourite dessert) but I wanted to use the leftovers up.

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Weekend Cook and Tell: Make a Meal for $10

Hmmmm Company for dinner saturday night, and Sunday is father's day. On the other hand, I do know what I could do, Cottage Pie!

1 lb Lean Ground Beef $2.69
Beef Bullion $1.00
Large onion $1.00
2 Stalks Celery $0.50
1 Can of Corn $1.00
2 Carrots $0.50
1 lb Potatoes $0.75
1 bulb Garlic(we eat lots of garlic in my house) $0.50
Grated Cheddar cheese $1.00
Butter, Sour Cream $1.00
Herbs (Free, leftover dried from last year's harvest)

$9.94

Of course I have everything needed for this on hand, but I culled prices from local flyers, or guestimated where I needed to. My numbers might be a little off, but yeah, that would feed my family for at least one meal, possibly dinner and lunch the next day. Throw in a loaf of homemade bread and it would easily make 2 meals.

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Pizza toppings

Peperoni or Salami must be dry, and it has to be on top of the cheese. Other things can, and sometimes do go under, depending on the mood I'm in and the ingredient, but the meat MUST be on top

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Sorbet Recipe - without an ice cream maker!

I cannot stand Bananas. Any suggestions on what to substitute in their place?

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Costco and Big Box stores for food: way or no way?

way. all the way. I have a deep freeze and a vaccum sealer, and a costco card. Once a month I go to costco and do the majority of my shopping for the month. I still buy milk and bread from other stores, and the odd thing I only need tiny amounts of, but the vast majority of my shopping is done at costco.

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Oprah, her Free KFC Coupon & New KFC Chicken...

@arm1970 While this is a cooking site, I feel I have to refute your comment. It takes as long to learn Linux and all it's ticks, while finding versions of your software that work with it, or alternatives that do what you want, as it does to learn how to properly care for your PC. Linux is a neat toy, and I'm told it's a good server, but it's no Desktop OS for everyday regular people.


As to the chicken, I'm in Canada, No free chicken for me. I MIGHT try it out after if I am hungry and KFC is nearby, but past experience has shown me that KFC isn't as good as it once was.

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Banning fast food near schools? Your take.

I'm a Canadian, and likely one of the oddest ducks around here. I have a son and a daughter. at 4 years old, my daughter and I built her first computer. She has access to the internet. I spend part of my day on World of Warcraft, rather then watching TV like regular people. I can be found reading Web Comics, surfing porn and 4chan. If you don't know what 4chan is, I don't want to be the one to explain it. I'm also 30 years old. But I remember what it is like to be a student. I hated only having fast food around, I wanted something tasty, not that bland cardboard shit.

I also remember being a kid. and doing elementry and high school in a town of 1000 people, and walking home for lunch, having to make my own damned food (breakfasts and lunches I cooked since I was very young for myself, I could do it, why shouldn't I?). I didn't make all the best choices when I was young but they were MINE. They shaped who I am today. And I'd be damned if I'd let someone else interfere with my children and their making choices.

Damnit, you don't need the government to decide things for you! And you don't need to hover over your children and protect them from every single thing. They are going to eat bad things, make stupid choices, see things you don't want them too, and learn about things you wish they wouldn't. It's part of what makes children into actual adults, instead of whiny clingy morons who can't move out till they are in there 30s. Give them some good and tasty alternatives to the junk food, things they can get at a reasonable price. Some of them will take it, some won't. That's part of growing up.

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Ham Bone

@sadiepix OOH, I had to wiki that but that sounds like just what I am looking for! Never heard of it before, but that sounds like the missing ingredient in my soup! Thanks a ton!

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Ham Bone

Funny you should mention that, I'm making what people in my house refer to as death soup.

I made a stock with the ham bone, added a can of pale ale and let that simmer together. Once the stock was done, I removed the ham (I don't like the texture of the meat in the soup and most of it was gone anyways) and slowed the stock to simmer. While that was going on, I grilled some bratwurst, and roasted some garlic.

Once they cool, I'll slice the sausage and add it to the soup. THen I'll add the garlic, some shallots (I keep debating about leeks instead), potatoes, Celery and red pepper. I'm still looking for a green leafy type veggie to put in the pot though, and I'll love a suggestion.

About 15-20 minutes before I serve I'll add some cream and if it's not as thick as I'd like, I'll add some roux. When I serve it I add some good 2 year old cheddar to the top and serve it with some good fresh buns from the oven.

In the past we've added bacon, replaced the brats with garlic sausage, Italian sausage, farmer's sausage, some meat of that sort.

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Frozen Food for Exhausted Friend?

Damn I wish my wife and I had friends like you. We never got any help from our friends when the kids were born. Blankets, some clothes for kids yes, but no food, and next to no visits or anything. I think it has to do with the fact that most of them are scared of kids! Oh well. Sauces are better then prepped pasta I'd say, and stews and soups are always nice, Maybe even some desserts.

Avoid spicy food as it changes the taste of mommy's milk which can be undesirerable. The less messy the food the better, as sometimes you're just too tired to clean up the mess! (which leads to a nice help, offer to come over and watch the baby so mommy can rest, or even help out with some chores, especially if it's a ceasarian birth!), and yes one handed eating, or something you can eat while moving about is a good choice.

More then anything, ask the new parents what they would like to eat. Different babies bring different changes. With my daughter, we could still do everything much the same, though I was doing almost all the housework as well as cooking because she was a C-section and wifey couldn't do everything, doctor ordered her to rest as much as she could till the incision healed (and I enforced this far more then she liked.) With My son (2nd child) we could sorely have used another set of hands for a few days, just to help keep up with everything, or even take my daughter for a few hours to give us some extra time to get things done.

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Help! My Future Housemate is a Vegetarian

Let them fend for themselves. Everyone in the house is grown up, and should be able to cook for themselves. Being a chosen diet rather then a required one, and it's everyone's home, they can cook for themself.

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When Costco hands you lemons...

http://www.dairygoodness.ca/en/consumers/food/recipes/all/0200/224.htm?recipeid=224
here is the lemon chicken my wife made for me one night so I would nave a nice meal when I got home from work. It is very good. Though the ammount of lemon needed would need to be aproximated from the juice to lemons.

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Taste Test: Store-Bought Stuffing

I am also a big fan of Bells. I add sauteed onions, celery, mushhrooms and homemade chicken stock - delicious.

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Taste Test: Store-Bought Stuffing

I confess that I like the sage-based flavor of Stovetop, but I do the following:

2 boxes--made with homemade chicken broth for the liquid (you can use low-salt canned, too)

2 cups diced celery, 2 cups diced onion, 1 lb. sliced mushrooms sauteed in too darn much butter, but it's only once a year!

Mix it all together and bake it at around 300 degrees (F) for an hour or so. You can stir it once or twice if it is too mushy for you, and you really can't bake it too long.

I sometimes add a bit more butter on the top after the last stir just to brown it a bit more. (I already said TOO MUCH BUTTER!) but I like the flavor. I have tried PF, but did not get the strong sage taste that I like. I don't add any seasoning to the veggies as they have a nice flavor and get plenty of salt from the ST.

I agree this is lazy, but I have never been able to get the right herb balance when using fresh-stale bread, and although I like cornbread, and will eat a cornbread stuffing, since I only do this once a year I go with the one I like.

By the way, I like cornbread WITHOUT sugar, so use a recipie I found on Emeril called "Alden's Mother's Cornbread" and use an iron skillet with corn oil for the baking. Good stuff!

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Taste Test: Store-Bought Stuffing

My mom always uses white bread NOT TOASTED in her stuffing/dressing.
She adds sausage,celery,onion,1 small can evaporated milk,egg,butter S&P
poultry seas,and stock until moist NOT soggy. Is it better to use toasted bread? ...

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What is your stance on "tipping"?

The free online dictionary defined gratuity as "a favor or gift, usually in the form of money, given in return for service." If it's required then it isn't a favor or a gift, it's a fee. So @mongoose is correct.

As for the article... A 18% gratuity on their $73.87 tab would have been $13.29, not the $16.35 they were charged so that's unfair to the customers. The article I first read about the incident mentioned that the group waited over an hour for salads and wings, that their waitress went out for a cigarette break instead of bringing their napkins/silverware/etc, and that they had to go to the bar to get their drinks because no one was around to wait on them.

Yes waitstaff deserve a break but leaving a group of people for an hour without any service is irresponsible. Not bringing your table the items they require like drinks or silverware or their food is irresponsible. The restaurant barely did what they were supposed to do. The customers should not be required to pay. I think they should have complained to a manager and pointed out the math error in the bill and explained why they were refusing to tip instead of just walking out.

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What is your stance on "tipping"?

I live in NYC and tip an amount that is double the tax (always rounding up to a whole dollar amount). Coins are tacky. Service jobs are hard, physical (and often emotional) work. I get genuinely nauseated when someone tips less than 15% for average to great service. At my favorite places, I have tipped 50%.

If you frequent a particular restaurant, tip well. It's worth every penny. Remember dining out is not just about feeding your face. It's an experience.

Don't try to justify your bad decorum. If you're too cheap to tip the recommended 18% pre-tax gratuity for decent service, for the love of gastronomy just go to supermarket and buy a frozen TV dinner.

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What is your stance on "tipping"?

Thanks PDX. I was feeling beaten up for stating the facts.

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What is your stance on "tipping"?

I agree, honeycrisp. I definitely judge people based on their tips. I would kick a cheapskate date to the curb, and I avoid dining out with friends whose tipping is crappy, because I am filled with anxiety when the check arrives.

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What is your stance on "tipping"?

Don't you think waiters would like a guaranteed wage? The tipping system sucks. And the tips I got were then dispersed to the bartender, the host, the bussers, the dishwashers and the cooks. And those people made above minimum wage. I tipped them from my tips because it would insure prompt service when I needed it. We weren't required to tip them out where I worked, though I've heard more corporate places require it. We all took care of each other. So a bad tipper is known restaurant-wide, or even city wide because we all hung out together. I found that most people were generous, that 20% to 25% was common. I tip at least 30% because it's only a few extra dollars on top of what I was going to spend on the meal anyway. It's not a big deal. I find that commentors who get worked up about the tip system are generally trying to justify their actions. I would never date someone who calculated a tip down to the percentage before tax. It really tells me a lot about that person.

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What is your stance on "tipping"?

I hate the whole tipping custom. I would much rather pay one person (the restaurant owner) enough to cover the REAL cost of my meal AND the service. Instead, I have to pay both the restaurant owner (for the food and setting) as well as the server and whoever else gets a share, over which, please note, I as customer have no control, although how much I leave in addition to the price of the meal is supposedly a response to only the server's behavior. AND, I have to do the math, which I don't enjoy. Also, I hate the idea of having to give a free job performance review at the end of a meal (I hate doing that at work, too, but that's another story; at least I have gotten paid for it).

That said, I usually tip 20% if the service is average to good, maybe a bit less if it isn't, because those in the biz didn't set the rules and it's not fair to punish them for working under stupid conditions. But I still hate the whole darn thing. We are chumps to put up with it, but I don't know how to change it.

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What is your stance on "tipping"?

i always tip 20% unless the person is outright rude. but even then, i decide that i am really lucky that i don't have to carry heavy trays, deal with rude customers or angry managers, or work for $3/hr and even if it is the waitress' or waiter's choice to be there, a few extra dollars may mean I can't buy a back of gum later or something but it sure is going to make their night. Tipping isn't a big deal. It's about being nice and throwing someone who works a difficult and demeaning job a little kindness. so, be "precise" about your math if you want to but if you don't want to tip, you shouldn't go to a restaurant.

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What is your stance on "tipping"?

I tip well (18-20%) by and large - since I too have worked in service jobs and know how hard it can be.

However, I will leave a low tip (5% or so) or no tip for bad service (rude, slow, inattentive, errors), and I don't feel badly about it. If you chose to work a job where your tip is like your commission, you need to EARN it, find a new job, or quit whining about getting low tips. If you do a crappy job, you don't deserve a good tip. Plain and simple.

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What is your stance on "tipping"?

"it's not tipping I believe in, it's OVER tipping!" - Vincent Antonelli aka Todd Wilkinson

I kind of feel the same way.

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What is your stance on "tipping"?

Generally I tip well and because I treat the wait staff well I normally receive good service. Both my foster daughter and my sister are waitresses and I am well aware of how hard their jobs are. I would say I normally tip a little above the 20% level.

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What is your stance on "tipping"?

I have been known to avoid restaurants that describe their wait-staff as 'waitrons'... 'wait-person' is nearly as horrible and dehumanizing, and I remain stunned that those to whom it refers appear to eagerly embrace the term. 'Waiter' is pretty dam' close to gender neutral, so why come up with a term that makes the person serving me sound like a soulless machine?! Absurd.

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What is your stance on "tipping"?

If it is required, it is not a gratuity, it is a service fee, and should be described as such.

I worked, very briefly, as a waitress. It was an appalling job in a small diner, the sort of place where couples would bring their colection of feral children, order things, send them back, shatter glasses, swear at the staff... and leave a religious tract as a tip. No kidding. After half a day of this, I begged to change my position to busboy (girl? juvenile? whatever...).

So, I do understand that waiting tables can be demanding, and is frequently grotesquely underpaid. For good service, I tip 20% (or a dollar, if 20% is less than that, e.g. if I just get coffee). But I do NOT tip well (rarely, not at all) for bad service (I don't lump bad coordination/luck--hey, accidents happen--having way too many tables to serve, kitchen-related issues, or even what appears to be congenital idiocy against a waiter/ress). If they're clearly trying to be professional and courteous, well, that works for me.
Poor service (rude, ignores diners, etc.), poor tip.

Frankly, I prefer to eat at restaurants where the waitstaff is paid a proper living wage, not 'waitress wages', but that is stll pretty rare in the US.

(And you do NOT want to get me started on the tip cups/jars that are to be found in coffee shops everywhere.)

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What is your stance on "tipping"?

I tip after tax:
-- 0 - 50% at sit down restaurants
-- 10 - 20% at a buffet
-- ~10+% for take-out.

The range depends on attitude, complexity of my special order and getting it right (or close), timeliness of service, and whether or not I asked for recommendations on something from the menu. If all are met well, I'll leave a 50% tip. If nothing was met, 0%.

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What is your stance on "tipping"?

@xwafflesx--I'm not bent out of shape. I was just stating the way it works. I'm long out of the business but have immense respect for those who do that work. You wouldn't understand if you've not done it. If you don't want to tip well even though service et. all was good, then that makes you cheap and finding a way to justify. And they will remember. And you don't want people in the food service industry to remember. I've never done anything bad to food, but I would definitely treat a regular who tipped well better than one who didn't. Like I said, symbiotic.

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What is your stance on "tipping"?

Why do waiters and former waiters get so bent out of shape about this topic? You chose to be in the service industry where your salary is tip based. You know before taking that job that some people tip well, some tip very well, and some tip poorly. If you get angry when people do not tip what you want then consider getting another job where your salary is predetermined or working at a higher class restaurant where people have the money to tip generously. Either find a new job (just like "if you can't afford to tip don't eat out") or a new restaurant to work in. Both sides can argue using the same blanket statements.

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What is your stance on "tipping"?

Also, I'll go ahead and respond to typical reactions. Why do the job if it pays so little? Because I needed a flexible schedule and needed to work at night. It was a fun job but a lot of work. I was very shy and it exercised my people skills. Why should you tip if service is bad? Fine, don't. But please give a good reason. I would have wanted to know. I would have wanted to know if you just didn't have the money. People have told me they were short and would make it up next time. Most often they did. I truly believe the waitron/patron relationship is symbiotic and rewarding if people would just use common sense and kindness.

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What is your stance on "tipping"?

I don't understand why this always comes up on food blogs. Plenty of people in the business have more than clearly stated the way things work. I'm in the mid-west. I worked as a waitron in college. I made $2.15 an hour. (This is recent.) I live in a college town where lots of people do what I do and understand what it involves. Tips below 20% made me wonder what went wrong. Sure, the tipping system sucks but that's the way it is right now. Don't eat out if you can't tip. I don't. If I do takeout, I tip at least 15% because the waitperson that gathered your order had to take time out of caring for tables to package your order and take payment. Every moment in a busy night is valuable. Also, people, KARMA. Why is this so hard?

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What is your stance on "tipping"?

I think the "tip jar" is a horrible idea and should be outlawed. Think about it. If your friend makes you a cup of coffee, are you going to give him a dollar? So why does the snarky 16-24 year old at Starbucks deserve it?

I feel very awkward about tipping at take out places. I don't think putting my order in a bag deserves a tip any more than putting my groceries in a bag. In fact, grocery store clerks deserve a tip WAY more than the take out people do.

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