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Organique: A 'Better Burger' That's Not All That Bad
That burger smells like hippy! Airbaked fries? Sounds like a good recipe for card board. Pass.
Cheers, TB.
Dear AHT: The Fat Bastard Burger in Melbourne, Australia
I'm not into the whole Godzilla burger 'thang but that one might be worth a shot at just due to all the cheezy weezy look to it.
Cheers, TB.
Texas Burger Guy Is Back After Year-Plus Hiatus
Woohoo! TBG rocks! His rating system from "ooze factor" to "herd killer"
is the best in the biz.
Cheers ya'll, TB.
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Leftovers: The Day's Stray Links
I've had the Arctic RR burger a few times. The burger was on the loose side (good) but overcooked (bad) on all occasions. Additionally they glop on the mayo way too much. They succeed at turning an otherwise excellent burger into a just average offering.
Cheers, TB.
Organique: A 'Better Burger' That's Not All That Bad
That burger smells like hippy! Airbaked fries? Sounds like a good recipe for card board. Pass.
Cheers, TB.
Dear AHT: The Fat Bastard Burger in Melbourne, Australia
I'm not into the whole Godzilla burger 'thang but that one might be worth a shot at just due to all the cheezy weezy look to it.
Cheers, TB.
Texas Burger Guy Is Back After Year-Plus Hiatus
Woohoo! TBG rocks! His rating system from "ooze factor" to "herd killer"
is the best in the biz.
Cheers ya'll, TB.
Umami Burger Officially Opening Tomorrow in LA
"Artisanal" burgers? I believe the correct term is foo foo.
Cheers, TB.
Overdoing It at Laurel Tavern in Studio City
What's the red stuff on top of that burger oozing out? Ketchup? The ONLY thing ketchup should be on is fries.
Cheers, TB.
'Hamburgers are the Hummers of Food'
Global warming? Paranoia? Fear and loathing and Al Gore...to think that the king of foods, the hamburger, brought us to our demise and led to the downfall of all mankind...I'll have another please...with bacon and cheese thank you.
Cheers, TB.
KISS Burger Explained
An absolute riot! Gut busting funny.
Cheers ya'll, TB.
Food Porn from 'Hamburger America' Pilot
That Lankford bacon double with cheese looks soooo dirty! I would love it looooong time.
Cheers, TB.
'Hamburgers are the Hummers of Food'
C'mon now ya'll ...vegan burgers are excellent! Especially when made with real vegan!
Cheers, TB.
In Los Angeles, Fred 62's Jucy Lucy Is Like In-N-Out on Steroids
Gimme that Juicy Lucy animal style right now!
Cheers, TB.
How to Order a McDonald's 2 Cheeseburger Extra Value Meal With No Cheese
I like the secret codes at In-N-Out ...just say..."Animal Style". If the MIQ (McDee's in Question) is in Philly...do you say "wit" or "wit out"?
Cheers, TB.
I Like the Looks of This Cheeseburger
That IS perfect!
Famous Chef Digs In-N-Out
Who can blame him? In-N-Out rocks in Las Vegas. Tough to beat fresh cut fries done up right in front of you.The only burger I dig better is Strip Burger at the corner of Fashion Show and Las Vegas Blvd. across from the Wynn.
Cheers, TB.
In Fort Worth, Kincaid's Lets Us Down While Fearing's Picks Us Back Up
I was hoping Texas Burger Guy would wiegh in on this...love his rating system! I would think it sad one would have to go "fancy pants" to find a good burger in DFW. That's not how Texans roll!
Cheers, TB.
Paula Deen Is Trying to Kill Us, Part 4: Bacon, Doughnut, Egg Burger
Wow! Look at the posts! Just when one thinks bacon can't be bested.....think again. Love it or hate it..I'll be making my version at home this weekend.
Cheers, TB.
Big MacChicken Mashup: A McDonald's Big Mac with Chicken Patties for Buns
And to think I am told that heroin and cigarettes are bad....but then, good cheeseburgers have always been gateways to the harder stuff. This could be another door of perception to open.
Cheers, TB.
Deep-Fried White Castle Sliders
What would Harold and Kumar do?
TB.
Two All Beef Patties, Special Sauce, Feng Shui
I don't believe in that stuff thanks to my Ouiji Board and my lucky mood ring. The Feng Shui guys are laughing all the way to the bank with Mac's money....come to think of it ...I have some buckets of steam to sell them.
Do the burgers now have to come off the grill facing east and the pickle added always from the left side facing the burger?
Cheers, TB.
Slider Love Stories
ah sliders. Sliders are the "better mousetrap" of burgerdom. My favorite sliders are 3 Angry Wives Pub here in Las Vegas. Google them and check them out. 5 for 7 bucks and they ROCK!! Haven't had the Krystal or White Castle but would love a try at them. Cheers, TB.
P.S. anyone know the origon of the name "slider"? How about "roller'?
Navy guys are disqualified from answering.
Blue Ribbon Bakery
Loco...In-n-Out, while not a great burger is most definitely a good burger for the money. Can you say "Animal Style"? As far as chains...which I am not a fan of...gimme Carls Jr. or In-n Out over the big 3 any day!
Cheers, TB.
Blue Ribbon Bakery
Big doesn't necessarily mean "fancy". While it does look big in the pic...it also looks ....gorgeous!! I am hoping the shiny sheen on the bun is just a touch of grease and not camera lighting. The cheese looks perfectly melted. It doesn't even have bacon! But the Mona Lisa wasn't wearing a bikini either. I am a medium rare guy too..but the looks of that 'thang.!!!..medium rare..shmedium rare..EAT IT!!
Cheers, TB.
Bummed About Burgers
Having grown up on a farm...how come nobody of the vegan/vegetarian community ever mentions the scores of animals i.e. bird young and eggs, mice, voles, insects, killed by plows, discs, cultivators etc. while growing the grain to make that 12 grain organic loaf of bread? Doesn't matter if you are a vegan, vegetarian, carnivore, herbivore or only eat fish....something is dying to feed you.
Cheers, TB.
George Motz Now Blogging About Burgers
I dig George and his opinions. I think George is a real burgermeister!
Cheers, TB.
'Time' Magazine on Big Name Chefs Doing Burgers
Oh snap...do you love me? Please kill me! How did I screw that up? I am such a loser...I am worthless and weak and need to be put down by a vet.
Cheers, TB.
Paula Deen Is Trying to Kill Us, Part 4: Bacon, Doughnut, Egg Burger
New York Times had Donut Pudding printed a few weeks ago. Made it twice and pased it around to friends. Made more raspberry jelly for the second batch and doubled the # of donuts for a really large pan. If you decide to make some kind of donut thing, don't use Dunkin Donuts. They don't have enough jelly in them unless you are driving and eating a donut with the other hand. You can order big ones from the Stop & Shop. Frozen dough, sure but they hold a lot of jelly and when you add cream, eggs and sugar. Yum.
How to Order a McDonald's 2 Cheeseburger Extra Value Meal With No Cheese
Hey. I work at McDonald's and you apparently have some misinformation there. We do in fact have a 2 hamburger button, but it is located at the bottom of the screen (I guess some people don't see it?). Unfortunately every McDonald's has its own setup of the interface, so some restaurants may or may not have the option. And when it comes to having problems with wanting 2 hamburgers, this should not be an issue (unless the cashier is a total retard, which believe me, in my year and a half I have seen plenty of those). We do strive for customer satisfaction and I personally am more than happy to make special accomodations for any customer, especially something as simple as hitting 'no' and 'cheese'...
Organique: A 'Better Burger' That's Not All That Bad
I hesitate to step in, after all the hoo-ha over what processed means, but why assume that "university-tested" was wrong? Citing some ag school study makes more sense to me than "universally tested." Or maybe you're right — I guess it would fit a sort of airy, holistic sort of feel.
Organique: A 'Better Burger' That's Not All That Bad
I love how an informative article gets taken down to the lowest common denominator, yet again. Great, informative article, thanks Nick. And simon, get a girlfriend.
Organique: A 'Better Burger' That's Not All That Bad
Nick-I just wanted to chime in and say that I'm on your side here. I don't see these people raising their own cows and growing their own grain for bread, etc, so who knows how many steps their precious food goes through before it gets to their mouth?
The more important question here, however, is this: Why was this argument started in the first place? Either because Simon is a hopeless pedantic for pure semantics, or because the idea that something is "processed" offends him somehow. Just because something is processed doesn't mean it's evil, OR necessarily unhealthy--but you notice he's not arguing on that point, he's attacking your term so that he can justify liking a certain kind of food without having to admit to eating "processed" food.
That's the kind of thinking that makes people plunk down money to fund elitist places like Organique that make their living out of customers who are that easily frightened by the fact that we are not living in the Stone Age. Granted, I'll bet the owners and operators of the place suffer from the same delusion, but really! Give me a break!
Texas Burger Guy Is Back After Year-Plus Hiatus
Noel - glad you're back. I missed the reviews and had to wing it on my trtavels to Lewisburg and Dallas.
Overdoing It at Laurel Tavern in Studio City
Why is food in L.A. so ordinary? The San Fernando Valley is even worse. Even Pittsburgh and Austin have quirky culinary outposts, restaurants that have one of a kind goodies. We get reviews of yet another hamburger grill. WHY? We eat too. What is it with this town. Where is our Fergus Henderson? Where is our Old Tyme Tavern Brain Sandwich, our Avec? Yeah, we got hip and cool, and it's utterly trendy and sometimes it's even edible, if you can get it and if you can pay the tab and if you get there before the crowd moves on and they fire the old chef and hire somebody who works for a lot less. Even a deli...where is our pastrama? It ain't at Nate & Als, or Jerry's Deli, or Solly's. And believ me, I've been to Art's Deli and every sandwich is not a work of art. It's a work of some meat packing plant in Dubuque that never heard from hot, greasy, juicy, spicy pastrami.
Where are the good places??? Sorry, I skipped lunch and am a little overwrought.
Umami Burger Officially Opening Tomorrow in LA
OK, as of today I am officially tired of the "gourmet burger" fad. And a fad it is.
'Hamburgers are the Hummers of Food'
i dont think anyone blames the cows, its us.
Overdoing It at Laurel Tavern in Studio City
Bummer about the overcooking. I have to say that I was a little turned on by the Old School Burger when I first scanned your photos. (Which are nice by the way.) Maybe it's exactly as you say-- I'm getting tired of hearing about all of the onion, fancy cheese, spinach, various sauce iterations on the burger. Juicy meat, soft bun, ketchup-- I had high hopes. Alas, sorry that it didn't add up. As a child, my standard was a cheeseburger with mayo only. Haven't ordered that way in ages, but your post has inspired me to give it a shot again.
Overdoing It at Laurel Tavern in Studio City
Just based on looks the burgers look good, but oh how can the eyes deceive us! It is a shame that you got all 3 done overcooked and at that point I would probably throw in the towel for the place and most likely not come back.
Dissapointing to see that the steak fries weren't good. I am the first to admit that I love steak fries and would take them over regular fries any day as they have the tendecy to be on the softer side. Fine I said....I like soft fries. It is a weakness that I have had for many years and I don't see a cure in sight.
'Hamburgers are the Hummers of Food'
If one more person blames a farting cow for global warming I'm going to freak out.
Overdoing It at Laurel Tavern in Studio City
After following your burger reviews for months I've converted to the ketchup-definitely-belongs-on-a-burger camp. As a child I didn't even care for ketchup... on anything but you've completely rocked my burger world, Damon. What I love about this review is that once again you've taken burgers to new gastro-importantical heights by showing us the nuances of what makes a great burger. I'm actually going to stop in to Laurel Tavern and try that burger but thanks to your review I've got myself a road map to ordering it right. I'll order it rare and tell them to 86 the funny stuff that seems to muck it up. Who knows, I may just end up with a decent burger! Thanks again for being my personal BPS (Burger Positioning Satellite).
'Hamburgers are the Hummers of Food'
To Hell with algore and the global warming crowd. I'll continue to eat my burgers.
'Hamburgers are the Hummers of Food'
Okay gaffer, this isn't a political site, so I won't clutter this up with debate. Please note that I quoted the Times, however, not right-wing website.
'Hamburgers are the Hummers of Food'
"Belief" in Global Warming is not unequivocal thankfully. The world as you know it will not be ending anytime soon. It is ginned up fear and paranoia. Polar bear populations are increasing. Lets say you live in NYC where Hamburger Today HQ are......
There was a large meeting of scientists there last year. I'll bet you never heard it because the mass media refused to cover it.
Prominent Scientists Debunk Global Warming
http://www.thelandofthefree.net/conservativeopinion/2008/03/07/prominent-scientists-debunk-global-warming/
'Hamburgers are the Hummers of Food'
C'mon Gaffer:
In a grim and powerful assessment of the future of the planet, the leading international network of climate scientists has concluded for the first time that global warming is “unequivocal” and that human activity is the main driver, “very likely” causing most of the rise in temperatures since 1950."
http://www.nytimes.com/2007/02/03/science/earth/03climate.html
'Hamburgers are the Hummers of Food'
Heart of Glass.....
Global warming is hardly settled science. The last ten years have been cooling ones. James Hansen (Al Gore's guru) was way off and perhaps guilty of intentional fraud when he claimed the 10 hottest years of the last 100 have occurred recently. He had to retract because many of those 10 hottest are actually during the Great Depression (1934 in particular) and are in fact well distributed within the last 100 years
http://samanoontheissues.blogspot.com/2008/01/nasa-1934-hottest-year-on-record.html
Dust Bowl and drought mean anything to you?
'Hamburgers are the Hummers of Food'
I know I contribute my fair share of greenhouse gases after a good burger.
'Hamburgers are the Hummers of Food'
@NotAmerican--well said!
@gaffer--read the science. Global warming is no longer a 'debate' in the scientific community, nor has it been for many, many years. Meat consumption does exponentially increase one's carbon footprint. Like NotAmerican said, it's not like 'they're coming to take the meat away,' but instead of assuming the way people in the developed world for only the past 50 years have been eating meat is 'more natural,' people who eat meat have to return to the ways they ate meat long ago--as a condiment for some meals, in small portions, less frequently, and in a more ethically-raised manner.
'Hamburgers are the Hummers of Food'
I'm had two delicious homemade sliders today made from organic beef. I grow organic vegetables. But no way do I fall for this global warming fear and paranoia. I have read both sides of the argument and that's where I come down on it
'Hamburgers are the Hummers of Food'
They're not saying 'Don't eat meat', they're saying 'Maybe we should eat meat in moderation, like we used to'.
Nobody's going to have their burger taken away from them, okay? But do you need meat every day? I love a good burger, but I don't need it for three meals a day. And a bit of salad wouldn't kill you, would it?
I get very tired of the anti-vegetarian meme online. 'Oh, I could eat a whole cow! I want meat cereal in the morning! Put more meat on my ice cream, which is also made of meat!' Okay, we get it, you're a very manly man who does manly things like eat meat. Most vegetarians I know don't give a damn that you want meat. They do think you want a lot of attention.
'Hamburgers are the Hummers of Food'
Yes, both are great to enjoy in a fancy setting, or just gobbled down quickly in the front seat.
Food Porn from 'Hamburger America' Pilot
I envy George Motz.
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I've had the Arctic RR burger a few times. The burger was on the loose side (good) but overcooked (bad) on all occasions. Additionally they glop on the mayo way too much. They succeed at turning an otherwise excellent burger into a just average offering.
Cheers, TB.