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OMG, a Bunny Licking Ice Cream

If exposure to this sort of treacle makes you hunger for a bracing chaser of sick humor check out fupenguin *dot* come (and I'm not affiliated with it all, i just think it happens to be absolutely hi-larious). WARNING: contains profanity so not for kids ('cause they never swear).

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having bad luck with brown rice

My rice cooker is a *pressure cooker* and the rice comes out perfect every time. If you cook a lot of rice, beans, grains, etc. a pressure cooker is both a money and energy savor. Better yet a pressure cooker has multiple uses (rice cookers are comparatively limited - try braising short ribs in a rice cooker). In my experience lots of people have fears about using pressure cookers but those are usually based on the old pressure cookers that didn't have today's safety features, which, in 20 years of use, I have never needed. Only downside - they are a little loud.

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Olympic Figure Skater Brian Boitano in a New Food Network Series

I think the Food Network had a meeting and the topic was "what's the stupidest, most improbable piece of #$%@ show we could make just to see if people would still watch it," and this was the winner. I have a few pitches for them as well that would be equally entertaining: "What Might Paris Hilton Skip at the Buffet Table?"; "Items in Carrot Top's Fridge (that Ironically Aren't Carrots! ZING)"; and Things Ernest Borgnine Once Almost Choked On." Can an entire network jump the shark?

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Video: Squirrel Gets Head Stuck in Yogurt Cup

I might be the only one, but I find these animal postings with marginal connections to food to be annoyingly off topic and pointless fluff. Maybe it's my deep inner fear that everything will eventually be overloaded with newsutainment "stories" about a "cute kitty playing in a box." I suppose the New York Times will eventually cave and start covering stories about water skiing chipmunks to try and stay popular. There's tons of other places for junk like this.

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OMG, a Bunny Licking Ice Cream

If exposure to this sort of treacle makes you hunger for a bracing chaser of sick humor check out fupenguin *dot* come (and I'm not affiliated with it all, i just think it happens to be absolutely hi-larious). WARNING: contains profanity so not for kids ('cause they never swear).

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having bad luck with brown rice

My rice cooker is a *pressure cooker* and the rice comes out perfect every time. If you cook a lot of rice, beans, grains, etc. a pressure cooker is both a money and energy savor. Better yet a pressure cooker has multiple uses (rice cookers are comparatively limited - try braising short ribs in a rice cooker). In my experience lots of people have fears about using pressure cookers but those are usually based on the old pressure cookers that didn't have today's safety features, which, in 20 years of use, I have never needed. Only downside - they are a little loud.

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Olympic Figure Skater Brian Boitano in a New Food Network Series

I think the Food Network had a meeting and the topic was "what's the stupidest, most improbable piece of #$%@ show we could make just to see if people would still watch it," and this was the winner. I have a few pitches for them as well that would be equally entertaining: "What Might Paris Hilton Skip at the Buffet Table?"; "Items in Carrot Top's Fridge (that Ironically Aren't Carrots! ZING)"; and Things Ernest Borgnine Once Almost Choked On." Can an entire network jump the shark?

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Video: Squirrel Gets Head Stuck in Yogurt Cup

I might be the only one, but I find these animal postings with marginal connections to food to be annoyingly off topic and pointless fluff. Maybe it's my deep inner fear that everything will eventually be overloaded with newsutainment "stories" about a "cute kitty playing in a box." I suppose the New York Times will eventually cave and start covering stories about water skiing chipmunks to try and stay popular. There's tons of other places for junk like this.

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Summer reading and food: Anyone read these two or suggestions?

As a college professor who teaches in this area, consistent student favorites are Ruth Reichl's "Garlic and Sapphires," and Diana Abu-Jaber's "Language of Baklava." Also, for wine lovers, I highly recommend "Wine and War" by Don & Petie Kladstrup. Its a fantastic and funny history of how French wine makers resisted and defied the Nazi occupation (such as sending the Nazi's their garbage wine and labeling it "reserve").

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Cook the Book: 'Real Cajun'

Eating maple brown sugar Cream of Wheat on a cold winter morning under the kitchen table next to my dog and the radiator.

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Cook at home NYC style pizza?

If you're really fanatical and can only be satisfied with something that is 100% authentic, you'll just have to move to NY. That said, I think great homemade pizza that easily rivals anything you can buy in the store, and just destroys most chain pizza, can be made at home. A couple of tricks go a long way: 1. Don't rush making the dough (let it rise in the fridge overnight). Lots of pizza dough recipes are written to satisfy haste and instant gratification. The best ones make ample use time as that is what makes the best flavored dough. 2. Make a decent sauce from scratch (which is pretty damn easy for even intermediate cooks) with great ingredients. Sauce in most chains or frozen stuff is overly sweet and under spiced. You can go nuts, spice it up, and free the extra. 3. And you can easily outdo almost any chain by using good cheese (my favorite is smoked mozzarella) and quality fresh toppings that *you* like (portobellos, duck confit, grilled red onions, prosciutto). 4. Finally, while you may not have a 900 degree oven, you probably have a gas or charcoal grill, and grilling pizza is a great way to take homemade pizza into some pretty lofty, crusty charred awesomeness.

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I found THE Best iPhone Cooking App!

Plot thickens: Producer of the application: Marco Porceddu; name of his first restaurant: Bella Luna

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I found THE Best iPhone Cooking App!

BTW - look at the first review on the App Store - "Fantastic" - Bela 007.

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I found THE Best iPhone Cooking App!

Chefbella writes quite well though - using the first clause and the listed subordinate clauses in the the list we get "I found a great app 'iEats' that is easy to follow recipes," and "I found a great app 'iEats' that is amazing photos that I would love to have in coffee table book." @chefbella - I think "your" boooooogus.

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Top Chef: Tom Colicchio Doesn't Hate Toby Young

His comments are gimmicky and when he makes the he appears to be deeply self-satisfied with his own cleverness. Only problem - he's not clever. He's trite. What's worse is Toby never seems to make a comment that's relevant to the cooking. I wince every time he opens his mouth. Thankfully the show seems to be editing him out of existence.

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Cook the Book: 'On the Line'

Good wild salmon, pan seared and naked, save for a wee bit of salt and pepper.

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HELP! I have 60lbs. of Venison...

As others have mentioned here, I have never found venison to be gamey in an undesirable way. Compared to other game (moose and elk) vension is quite mild and neutral. My belief is that most bad experiences with venison, steaks in particular, comes from people cooking it incorrectly. Specifically, this means cooking venison steaks, which contain almost no fat, like commercial beef. If you cook venison like a similar amount of beef it will be awful. It's like cooking shrimp like pork.

Venison is simply not as forgiving as beef, and as a result can easily be over cooked. For venison steaks, I use a technique detailed in Harold McGee's "On Food and Cooking."

Essentially, you place the steaks in plastic zip top bags (remove as much air as possible) and submerge them in warm water (a good technique is to place the steaks in a bowl of warm water and then place another zip bag filled warm water on top).

The idea is to get the meat up significantly in temperature prior to cooking it (McGee says 90-100 degrees after 30-60 minutes). The effect of this is that you do not need to sear and hence dry out the outer layers so drastically to warm the inside of the meat. Also, when cooking, turn the steaks frequently (every minute or so) for the same reason.

I cook mine to no more than 125-130 and let them rest for 5 minutes or so. No tough steaks and all that is needed is nothing more than some salt and pepper.

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Video: Squirrel Gets Head Stuck in Yogurt Cup

This is absolutely hysterical. The people getting so "sad" about this need some perspective: it's a squirrel, and the guy helped him out.

How can you not see the humor?! My goodness, if this happened to a person it would be funny, but that doesn't mean that you enjoy the suffering. It's haha funny, not I would wish it upon him so that I can watch it, funny.

And oh yeah, we might not be the only animals, but we are the most important. This IS serious EATS right? We eat animals here, don't we?

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Olympic Figure Skater Brian Boitano in a New Food Network Series

The show is actually pretty good the episodes I've watched he had good recipes, and he's funny So STOP HATING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Olympic Figure Skater Brian Boitano in a New Food Network Series

WOW!
I 'm shocked at the amount of negative cooments directed towards Brian Boitano's ability to pull-off the cooking gig!
Obviously, and I do mean obviously, those who so were so quick to criticize Brians ability, really haven't a clue about the person himself. This man has been cooking(well) for 20+ years and is well capable of pulling-off the show. Give the guy a chance for crying-out-loud.
After all, this man represented this fine country in the Olympics and won 1st and continued to represent this fine country in many, many other ways.
Don't be so darn quick to judge a proven "winner".
Please, pursue your negative energy with something/someone who is damaging this fine country. Mr. Boitano deserves kind and fair comments at the very least.

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Olympic Figure Skater Brian Boitano in a New Food Network Series

Watching the episode on bacon - first time I've seen it. Food looks interesting and probably worth cooking - but his voice gets on my nerves and his striped shirt makes me think of Peewee Herman for some reason.

He's going to be another one I eventually have to mute to watch - Paula Dean, Sunny Anderson, and the Neeley's affect me that way sometimes.

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Olympic Figure Skater Brian Boitano in a New Food Network Series

I loved it, it was nice to see that silly side of Brian B...and he had some good ideas too. I am definitley going to make the goat cheese balls, they looked fantastic.

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Olympic Figure Skater Brian Boitano in a New Food Network Series

I loved the show Brian !! You are adorable and very entertaining! So excited for you! Keep up the good work!
~Proud Mom of a Future Figure Skating Champion

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Olympic Figure Skater Brian Boitano in a New Food Network Series

Just finished watching What Would Brian Boitano Make? I LOVED IT...very campy.
Nice to see you again, Brian.

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OMG, a Bunny Licking Ice Cream

Robin, wow...that original pic is super cute.

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OMG, a Bunny Licking Ice Cream

Very cute. I love bunnies. We have tons of them running around our area.
None seem to be able to eat ice cream however. What did we do before the internet and Photoshop?

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OMG, a Bunny Licking Ice Cream

I guess there is something wrong with me.....

...but I've always know that.

Amy
Baking and Mistaking

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OMG, a Bunny Licking Ice Cream

Mmmm, roasted rabbit. Maybe with glazed parsnips and a dirty rice made with duck or chicken gizzards served with a gewurztraminer.

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OMG, a Bunny Licking Ice Cream

@MarvinDog: I'm ashamed to say that I was picturing the roasted rabbit as well. Mmmm...OH YEAH. cute too.

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OMG, a Bunny Licking Ice Cream

I was hoping for a bunny really eating ice cream much like seagulls stealing ice cream . Maybe the internet is ruining me but pictures of real things are more exciting since I see so much doctored work. I'm not trying to be cynical but failing. It is a cute baby rabbit.

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having bad luck with brown rice

Since there are three takeout Chinese place on my block, if I'm feeling really lazy I'll just buy a quart of brown rice at one for a dollar fifty. That's a little pricey, but sometimes it's worth it on days when you don't feel like waiting 40 minutes for a pot of rice to cook.

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having bad luck with brown rice

I noticed that you said you are using Walmart brand rice, and that's your problem right there.

Every time I buy cheap rice, it comes out badly. When I buy the pricier stuff, it's always fine.

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having bad luck with brown rice

I find on an electric stove that throughout cooking if you just shake the pot (with the top on) to loosen anything that may be sticking to the bottom, and occasionally let the rice "breath" just cracking the top for 30 seconds or so, this gives a good result. Amen to hating electric stoves, though...I've definitely learned the hard way like you via multiple messed up batches of rice.

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having bad luck with brown rice

@honeywheat - Yeah, your rice bag's instructions call for far too much water. As others have pointed out, go with 1 3/4 cup water per every cup of rice. Cook for 45 minutes and then let stand, covered with a layer of paper towel between the pot and the lid (this keeps the condensation from dripping back onto the rice and making it mushy), for another 5-10 minutes. This works with short and medium grained brown rice.

Also, Google up Sara Moulton and rice. She often calls for boiling rice like pasta in lots of water and then draining it into a colander when it's done cooking. This may be helpful for the rice challenged.

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having bad luck with brown rice

+1 on the America's Test Kitchen method.

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having bad luck with brown rice

Just reporting back to say that I made brown rice again last night and it turned out much, much better than my last attempt. Here's what I did: I brought to a boil 1 3/4 cups of water, dumped in 1 cup of brown rice and then put a lid on the saucepan. I brought the heat down as low as I could, without turning off the stove. I let it cook for 38 minutes, took the saucepan off the heat and let it sit for several more minutes. Voila! Perfect brown rice.

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Olympic Figure Skater Brian Boitano in a New Food Network Series

@lexophile- I guess just often......my bad. I just got so annoyed by the insta-slam Brian was getting that I jumped in all the way.

Amendment: "Give it a chance, some of you are willing to watch that D**che Guy Fierri without so many qualms."

Feel better. ;-)~

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having bad luck with brown rice

Not sure if the Alton Brown oven method is the same, but I swear by the America's Test Kitchen oven method. Perfect every time!

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having bad luck with brown rice

Whatever water it calls for, put in about a quarter of a cup less.

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having bad luck with brown rice

I have to agree with the posters who suggested Alton Brown's oven method. Make sure you oven thermostat is accurate and you'll get tasty, fluffy, non-chewy (for brown rice) results.

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having bad luck with brown rice

i use alton brown's baked brown rice recipe with medium grain rice and it works like a dream

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