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I hate to say it, but McNuggets. So good and yet so bad.

subvelocity at 12:35PM on 06/23/09

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How to Make a Rorschach Cake

Rorschach’s Recipe Card: October 12th 1985. Half-eaten souffle in alley this morning, fork mark on fallen egg. This restaurant is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The tables are full of Yelpers and the Yelpers are full of negative reviews and when the site finally goes down, all the critics will drown. The accumulated sum of all their negativity and their own uncreative recipes will boil over and all the short order cooks and wanna-be foodies will look up and shout ‘Give us the recipe!’ And I’ll whisper ‘no’.

subvelocity at 12:39PM on 03/24/09

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Where To Find Fried Pickles on the East Coast

While its a local chain, the Silver Spring Mining Company restaurants in Maryland offer fried pickles on their menu (and is the first place where I had them also).

subvelocity at 12:39PM on 06/18/08

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Don't Get Bean Boozled

I got some of these over the weekend, and I was upset I did not get ONE pencil shaving jellybean in two boxes. Baby wipes taste just like they smell but it was oddly palatable.

subvelocity at 8:59AM on 04/24/08

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I hate to say it, but McNuggets. So good and yet so bad.

subvelocity at 12:35PM on 06/23/09

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How to Make a Rorschach Cake

Rorschach’s Recipe Card: October 12th 1985. Half-eaten souffle in alley this morning, fork mark on fallen egg. This restaurant is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The tables are full of Yelpers and the Yelpers are full of negative reviews and when the site finally goes down, all the critics will drown. The accumulated sum of all their negativity and their own uncreative recipes will boil over and all the short order cooks and wanna-be foodies will look up and shout ‘Give us the recipe!’ And I’ll whisper ‘no’.

subvelocity at 12:39PM on 03/24/09

From Serious Eats

Where To Find Fried Pickles on the East Coast

While its a local chain, the Silver Spring Mining Company restaurants in Maryland offer fried pickles on their menu (and is the first place where I had them also).

subvelocity at 12:39PM on 06/18/08

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Don't Get Bean Boozled

I got some of these over the weekend, and I was upset I did not get ONE pencil shaving jellybean in two boxes. Baby wipes taste just like they smell but it was oddly palatable.

subvelocity at 8:59AM on 04/24/08

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Andy Nelson's Barbecue - Cockeysville, Maryland

subvelocity at 12:26PM on 12/18/07

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Seriously Delicious Holiday Giveaway: Bacon of the Month Club

Crisp and hot to compliment the soft coldness of a ripe tomato.

subvelocity at 11:26AM on 12/17/07

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Crispy so I can use it as a spoon.

subvelocity at 8:21AM on 12/10/07

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I've heard good things about Big Bad Wolf's in Baltimore.

subvelocity at 2:46PM on 12/04/07

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Late to the party a bit, but crispy is best. Especially on a sandwich or used to scoop up eggs.

subvelocity at 8:53AM on 12/03/07

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'Next Iron Chef': The Finale

If the news was to be believed, Mario and Food network was a mutual split - http://www.abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/Story?id=3568545&page=1

subvelocity at 8:53AM on 11/12/07

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Thanks to all who entered, and congrats to winner iahawk89! You have been sent an email on how to claim your shirt.

Robyn Lee at 12:25PM on 06/24/09

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Sonic Banana Milkshake. Nothing better!

gidgejane at 11:51AM on 06/24/09

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Chik-Fil-A's original chicken sandwich. Honey and hot sauce make it maybe the best thing ever

allenb at 11:11AM on 06/24/09

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With chronic low blood pressure, fast food has helped my health more than hurt it. I think of myself as a fast food fry expert. Top of my list are Steak n' Shake's, and fresh, hot McD's fries.

bobcatsteph3 at 10:58AM on 06/24/09

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a beef crunchwrap from taco bell. So tasty and can eat it on the go.

NinjaFujiko at 10:10AM on 06/24/09

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I've always been a sucker for McDonalds french fries...and just french fries in general. Usually accompanied by a burger and a chocolate shake. :P

gusterlover6 at 9:35AM on 06/24/09

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original Chick-fil-A sandwich with a lemonade

BrunswickStew at 8:58AM on 06/24/09

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Fries. Dunno why, I've had good non-fast food fries, but there's just something about them.

sidebernie at 8:29AM on 06/24/09

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Whopper Jr :)

robinm at 8:28AM on 06/24/09

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Curly fries from Arby's. I could eat a whole medium order of those.

dubertm at 7:52AM on 06/24/09

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I'm a fan of the burrito, but my wife would prefer that I were not.

feep at 7:51AM on 06/24/09

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The "Back Alley Burger," a cheeseburger with ham, bacon and BBQ sauce from my fav local street meat cart Mr. V's!

chrispy at 5:48AM on 06/24/09

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Kebab with Airan :)

Queenforoneday at 5:18AM on 06/24/09

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Shake Shack double cheeseburger, fries, and a milkshake mmmmm

kkulper at 4:45AM on 06/24/09

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are five guys and chipotle/moe's/qdoba fast food? they're all a cut above. when it comes to your less expensive fast food, i'm all about an arby's roast beef with a jamocha shake on the side.

grace24 at 3:29AM on 06/24/09

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Five Guys Hamburger with the works....

amiyrah18 at 1:59AM on 06/24/09

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French fries!

Vincci at 1:46AM on 06/24/09

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Chicken nuggets of course.

risanom at 1:08AM on 06/24/09

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mickydees filet o fish and nuggets

toriburu at 1:02AM on 06/24/09

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Dairy Queen's Chicken Strip Basket--fries, buttered Texas toast, breaded chicken fingers and gravy...just typing it makes my heart hurt from all the calories.

orrlizzie at 12:33AM on 06/24/09

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I love chicken nuggets and fries from McDonalds

Throuthehaze at 12:30AM on 06/24/09

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McDonald's French fries. I'm easy.

justjoan at 12:28AM on 06/24/09

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It was the Asian Chicken Salad at McD's, but now it is the Roastburger at Arby's!!

cebelamour at 12:09AM on 06/24/09

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sonic's coney dogs! with a side of tater tots :)

fatthy at 11:54PM on 06/23/09

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10 years prior to this, i would've probably said KFC's mac&cheese, loved to eat it while on vacation. But my favourite fast food nowadays would have to be Pizza, anywhere, anytime, and the same applies for ice cream! (Hamburgers with xtra pickles are also a win and Taco Bell's Crunchwrap Supreme is so addictive!).

mtgall at 11:49PM on 06/23/09

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