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I hate to say it, but McNuggets. So good and yet so bad.
How to Make a Rorschach Cake
Rorschach’s Recipe Card: October 12th 1985. Half-eaten souffle in alley this morning, fork mark on fallen egg. This restaurant is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The tables are full of Yelpers and the Yelpers are full of negative reviews and when the site finally goes down, all the critics will drown. The accumulated sum of all their negativity and their own uncreative recipes will boil over and all the short order cooks and wanna-be foodies will look up and shout ‘Give us the recipe!’ And I’ll whisper ‘no’.
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