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The Food Lab: Turkey Brining Basics

Thank you for pointing out the minimal role that osmosis actually has in this, and describing the actual workings of osmosis correctly - something nearly everyone on television has screwed up (even Alton Brown got it wrong on his brined turkey episode, I think... though it's been a while).

That said, I've done his brine for every turkey I've cooked in the last 5 or 6 years... and it's been awesome.

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Serious Beer: Tasting Belgian Dubbels

Allagash (from Maine, I think) makes a pretty good Double as well. On the Belgian side, Corsendonk's Brown Ale is also nice.

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Cookie Spreading Panic

I've never chilled my baking sheets, but definitely my dough. Also, it does depend on the fat you're using. I know you said you followed the recipe to a tee, but you definitely didn't substitute out butter for margarine, or something of that nature?

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Cooking or Pastry classes you'd like to take

I'd love to take a general pastry class - my stuff tastes good, but I can never get a flaky crust, or one of many things that goes slightly off (but never affects the taste).

Also - cake decorating. I can use a pastry bag. Sort of. And I can get a cake iced. Sort of. But beyond the basics, I know nothing.

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The Food Lab: Turkey Brining Basics

Thank you for pointing out the minimal role that osmosis actually has in this, and describing the actual workings of osmosis correctly - something nearly everyone on television has screwed up (even Alton Brown got it wrong on his brined turkey episode, I think... though it's been a while).

That said, I've done his brine for every turkey I've cooked in the last 5 or 6 years... and it's been awesome.

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Serious Beer: Tasting Belgian Dubbels

Allagash (from Maine, I think) makes a pretty good Double as well. On the Belgian side, Corsendonk's Brown Ale is also nice.

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Cookie Spreading Panic

I've never chilled my baking sheets, but definitely my dough. Also, it does depend on the fat you're using. I know you said you followed the recipe to a tee, but you definitely didn't substitute out butter for margarine, or something of that nature?

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Cooking or Pastry classes you'd like to take

I'd love to take a general pastry class - my stuff tastes good, but I can never get a flaky crust, or one of many things that goes slightly off (but never affects the taste).

Also - cake decorating. I can use a pastry bag. Sort of. And I can get a cake iced. Sort of. But beyond the basics, I know nothing.

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Beef short rib help

You don't really need to trim them unless there are huge hunks of fat. The only thing I ever trim is the membrane on the back of the ribs, but that's only after cooking. I don't recall that specific recipe - but every recipe I've done for short ribs, that's worked, involves about 3-4 hours of cooking (simmering, smoking, etc) which renders out the fat. How long did they cook for?

You might just be getting bad ribs. You said you got these from a local farm. Is that your regular source? I've seen some short ribs that are all fat - and others that are skinny little things. The best I've found are at an H-mart (Korean supermarket chain). Local? No, but damn good. They've got a good amount of intramuscular fat, without looking like a solid block of fat.

Also, I have to ask (because my wife often reminds me of it)... are you sure you're not just used to extremely lean meat? My wife doesn't generally like fatty meat, so if even a little of the fat isn't rendered (i.e. bacon has to be CRISPY), I hear about it... so lets also make sure that your expectations aren't too out of line.

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Pages rolling down then up.... Make it stop

It's a 970x66 banner, but it's sitting out to the right of the page, instead of its proper location underneath the orange logo section.

I know these new OPA pushdown units are popular (I've made a few at work) - and you can specifically require them to only open on interaction... not automatically.

As far as the people using adblockers... sites like this are free because of advertising. Please don't block the ads on your favorite free sites.

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Poblano Chiles

First, they'll freeze perfectly well - wash, dry and toss in a ziploc bag.

Second... green chili, green salsa, and pretty much anything you'd use a bell pepper for. They're not really that spicy, so you just get a tiny kick from them.

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Ed Levine's Serious Diet, Week 86: Is 200 Pounds Out of My Reach?

While charts aren't 100% accurate, I remember the chart you posted earlier accounted for various builds. Are you still 'overweight,' even if you add 10% on to the heaviest build for your size? As much as everyone like to say "I have a heavy build" or "I'm big boned," normal variations in bone density are only going to count for a couple percent of your total weight. And if you have enough muscle to really throw the chart off, you're probably not looking at the chart in the first place.

Also, the last 10-15 pounds ARE the hardest to lose. Part of it's mental - you're more prone to slacking/backsliding. Part is that, at his point especially, you need to spend as much time building muscle as doing fat burning aerobic exercising. Part is that you're probably in much better shape, and simply need to do more/harder exercise to get more benefit. The last part is the simple embedded imperative to always have a fat store against "lean times" - and you're fighting deeply imbedded behavior - even to the point of hormones telling you to eat more.

It's hard, but it's doable. But I think at this point the worst thing is to get frustrated and give up.

(Note: I am not a doctor. But I've talked with doctors and personal trainers and compiled the above information in my own quest for weight loss. Like Ed, I'm stuck... I'm at 200 lbs, down from 245 lbs, about 10 months ago. I'm 6'2", and it IS obvious that I should lose more weight. Do I need to? No. But I'm not going to stop working towards my college weight - 190 lbs).

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Classic Sliders at White Rose System in Linden, New Jersey

Lvn -

I agree totally. The plate photo doesn't do anything for me. All of the others? I'm glad it's lunchtime soon, because I'm hungry now.

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Leftover Spareribs

They also make an excellent sleep aid if eating cold, late at night.

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BBQ in/around Hickory, NC?

Thanks Alaina - I remember seeing the BBQ Trail site, but couldn't remember the name of it to find it in Google. I was about to say that Statesville is probably too far to go (we're driving down from NJ)... but it's actually right on the way. Guess we just found a pit stop!

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Cook the Book: 'Serious Barbecue' by Adam Perry Lang

Greatest grilling success story? Smoking my own bacon, then smoking a pork butt for pulled pork a couple weeks later. The wife looked at me when I was discussing future smoking/grilling plans and said, "I may die weighing 300 lbs, and if I do, you are to blame. And I mean that in the best way possible, because I will die happy and full. And probably asleep from eating too much."

I'm pretty sure she meant it to be loving/romantic.

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Serious Heat: Roasting Chiles the Alton Brown Way

Instead of the steamer, you can also go to the grill section and look for grates or something of that nature.

@mwainer - you'll have to throw them under the broiler, turning repeatedly. it's not as easy, but it works.

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Ed Levine's Serious Diet, Week 59: How Much Should I Weigh?

Ed - I'm 6'2", and am down to 210 lbs (from 235-240 in November) thanks to a martial arts class I started taking, and slightly more careful eating. Will I hit my 'ideal' weight of just south of 180 lbs? Probably not. My goal is to hit 200. If I hit 190 (my college weight), I'll be ecstatic.

But the important thing is to be happy with what I've accomplished... but to remember that I can still do better.

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Homemade liqueurs

Dissolve skittles in vodka overnight. Strain. I've never tried it myself, but friend swear it's good. Though I wouldn't use the super cheap stuff on it.

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Cheesecake dilemma!

I actually use a recipe from a Williams-Sonoma book someone bought me as a gift (only adaptations have been increasing the butter and decreasing the cooking time for the crust). There are 4 packs of cheese (I think), in a 9" (I think) pan. I can't recall time/temp specifics either, but I believe it cooks @ 350 degrees for 1 hour 15 minutes. As Jerzee said, it will jiggle, but will set once cooled. No foil tenting, water baths or temperature changes.

Puffing, I've found, is a sign of overmixing - make sure your cream cheese, eggs, and whatever else is being added to the filling is room temperature - otherwise, it will take longer to mix, and you'll incorporate more air, causing it to puff and/or crack. As soon as it's incorporated, stop mixing.

Also, take it slow when cooling - like Jerzee, I let mine cool to room temperature prior to wrapping it and putting it in the fridge.

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Ordering sushi: how much?

Also, at Morimoto's - you can simply hang on to your menu, and order more as your meal progresses. I've done this several times there, and I highly doubt they mind you spending more money on a meal, and not wasting any of the food.

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What food will you not compromise on? Even if it means mucho $$$

Beer. Other than the occasional glass of wine (even then, I go for the semi-cheap stuff), it's the only alcohol in the house that we actually drink. The other stuff is basically for cooking only (and when drinking it, even the good stuff, all I taste is alcohol).

Fish. I tend to buy cheaper cuts of meat, and the organic chickens I can buy aren't THAT much more than the Perdue/Tyson chickens... but I've noticed a huge difference in fish with texture, flavor, etc... and as much as I love Wegmans, they have way too much 'colored' fish.

Otherwise... we've found 'good enough' olive oil, vinegars, canned tomatoes, canned tuna, etc in our local shops that don't break the budget.

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Butchers near Trenton/Princeton, NJ?

I just thought I'd post an update to this:

I checked with both my local Shoprite and the Pennington Shoprite, and while both -could- order something like pork belly, they have to order by the case... and unless I could take a significant portion (or all) of said case, they wouldn't do it.

Wegmans was even less helpful, and would not special order it under any circumstances. Their basic selection leaves a lot to be desired in any case. What's there is good, but there's a lot missing.

Whole Foods never could give me an answer (but considering their prices on everything else at their meat counter, I wasn't holding out hope it'd be worth the cost).

I did however find something interesting: Ely Pork Products (elyporkproducts.com) in Newtown, PA. They said with a week's notice, they could get me pretty much any cut I wanted (though they're backed up right now with deer processing - so they aren't doing the slaughtering themselves). At least over the phone, they were very friendly, and more than happy to keep a few pounds of pork belly out of the bacon cure.

Hopefully I'll finish up the other stuff I have going on soon and will be able to swing by there and give them a shot.

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The Icing vs. Frosting Debate

Perky -

I will happily take reduntant frosting. Especially if it's cream cheese based. In fact, I think I will start requiring redundant amounts of frosting on cakes in the future.

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Drank, an 'Anti-Energy Drink'

You had me at 'hint of Dimetapp.' Seriously. The initial run of Mountain Dew Code Black (or whatever it was) tasted like slightly sour Dimetapp, and I couldn't get enough of it.

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World Leaders Eating While Rome (And Everywhere Else) Burns?

I've got to say, compared to the menus of the past, this isn't that crazy.

Baked brie? Yum. Quinoa risotto? I think that was part of a meal a friend cooked last week. Pear Torte? Oooh. A cake (or pie)! Rack of Lamb? Please.

Wine aside (I don't know enough to make fun of that), this is a fairly simple menu for an event like this, and it's astonishing to hear the people are horribly offended by this.

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Does Your Grocery Store Have You Crying Tears of Joy?

I love Wegmans as well, but I'm really disappointed by their meat selection 99% of the time. At least the one I go to never seems to have anything beyond ground beef and vacuum-packed chicken breasts/pork chops/steaks. Ground pork? Nope. Pork butt? Nope. Odd cut of beef (and by odd, I mean something common like skirt steak)? Only in packs that are so small I have to buy 4 or 5 to get enough for a meal and a day or two of leftovers. Maybe I just have bad timing (I tend to food shop late at night).

My favorite of all time is the H-Mart I used to live near (and still drive the 30 minutes to occasionally). Besides the Asian ingredients I can't find anywhere else, their produce is obscenely fresh, and their fish and meat selection is great - the last time I was their I bought 5 or 6 pounds of beef short ribs that were meaty, fatty and beautiful - and about half the price of the anemic ribs in my local supermarket.

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Meatloaf Recipe Needed

Oops, I read right past the "apple" part. Still, it's a good recipe...

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Meatloaf Recipe Needed

I also like Alton Brown's meatloaf recipe, though it's too heavy on the garlic for my tastes (and I REALLY like garlic).

http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/alton-brown/good-eats-meat-loaf-recipe/index.html

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The Food Lab: Turkey Brining Basics

Kenji, if you are opposed to brining: How do you prepare your turkey?

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The Food Lab: Turkey Brining Basics

I took a 'turkey production' workshop with Novella Carpenter last weekend. She said it wasn't a good idea to brine heritage turkeys as that would bring out a gamey flavor. Anyone experienced that?

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The Food Lab: Turkey Brining Basics

@J. Kenji - thanks for responding.

@therealchiffonade: I don't suppose any of us would notice a "problem" with brining in garbage bags. This issue is the amount of BPH or other chemicals that are permissible to leach from non-food safe bags - and considering the growing concern about even the plastics that are deemed food safe, that's an issue of real import.

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The Food Lab: Turkey Brining Basics

I've brined turkeys in clean plastic garbage bags for years and never had a problem. I've used this Maple Brine recipe by "Mean Chef" a "virtual" friend from an old discussion haunt of mine. He has an apple brine which is also delicious, but I favor the maple.

I use the Alton Brown method of roasting (but not his brine recipe). I like the burnished skin and juiciness of the bird. He roasts till it's 161 in the breast. I use a probe thermometer for this and HIGHLY RECOMMEND them - definitely worth the small investment. I use my probe therm for any and all roasted meat - and I've even used it to make jam. No guesswork = hells yeah.

LBNL,I have used my brined bird drippings to make gravy. I do NOT salt the gravy at all until after it is complete (with the brined drippings). 9 out of 9.5 times I do not need to add any salt and it's not overly salty.

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The Food Lab: Turkey Brining Basics

@lemonfair

without the proper (read: expensive) lab equipment that finewinedine was talking about, it's tough to gauge the actual intake of salt. But the finished bird certainly tastes much saltier than an unbrined bird. I would guess that for at least the outer layers of the turkey, the salt content is pretty close to, or a little less than what you have in the brine (because there are other dissolved solids in the turkey). Maybe 4-5% for the first half centimeter of meat or so would be my guess. But that's all it is - a guess, so take it with a grain of salt (or a drop of brine).

For plastic garbage bags, eek - I should know this, huh? I guess I can't really answer either of your questions. But I think you're right - to be safe, you should probably use oven bags, which are specifically designed to be food safe.

Marmitmight work in a veggie burger. I haven't explored them too thoroughly yet, but in my mind, I'd like a veggie burger to taste of vegetables, and not try to imitate meat. That said, some marmite may well give it a slightly more savory flavor to stand up to the normal accompaniments that go with a burger. It's definitely worth a shot.

Kenji

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The Food Lab: Turkey Brining Basics

I really love this column. My family has been brining turkey for years, but it's great to understand all of the scientific factors that go into the process. Nice work!

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The Food Lab: Turkey Brining Basics

You need to take a curtain call after this piece and everyone interested in successfully preparing turkey this T-Giving needs to print it. Thanks so much for the research, the "hows and whys" and for ensuring that there are a couple fewer crappy turkeys served this year. I've been brining for years and I wouldn't BEGIN to explain WHY it works. All I know is that I'm a dark meat eater and I can actually enjoy the white meat of a properly brined turkey. /end gushing over a really well-written piece!

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The Food Lab: Turkey Brining Basics

I think a reference to On Food and Cooking: The Science and Lore of the Kitchen by Harold McGee would have been nice... I am a follower of your writing and articles but some of this is almost verbatim to what is in the book.

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The Food Lab: Turkey Brining Basics

@J. Kenji Lopez-Alt ......They're probably a few different Butterball Turkey products out there.For example; natural butterballs versus "self basting" butterballs.I've cut quite a few butterball turkeys in half on a band saw at work,and they certainly do have either a margarine solution or what I think looks like butter flavor crisco all in the middle of the turkey.Kinda looks gross.

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The Food Lab: Turkey Brining Basics

Am also curious about the plastic garbage bag for brining. really? I didn't know it was ever okay to use garbage bags for food, and some actually have a petroleum smell. I know various non-food containers get used in large kitchens (trash cans, for example). I'd love it it you'd explore this topic more.

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The Food Lab: Turkey Brining Basics

I'm wondering if you know how much actual salt the brining technique adds to the bird; I've got relatives who never salt their food and I'm curious if I can argue that not that much salt ends up in the bird.

If herbs etc don't end up in the meat via the brine, how about sugar?

I'm trying to work on a really satisfying vegetarian burger - are you saying that marmite might help there too?

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The Food Lab: Turkey Brining Basics

P.S. Another great job Kenji - someone needs to donate some lab equipment (moisture analyzers, pH meters, etc) to your culinary-educational cause!

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The Food Lab: Turkey Brining Basics

I always brine my birds - and start them upside down in a very hot oven. The result is spectacularly juicy birds that have prompted guests to remark, "This doesn't even need gravy!"

(who needs gravy?? I always thought it more of a passionate desire)

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The Food Lab: Turkey Brining Basics

@hmw0029

I've never tried it with turkey, but I've tried injecting a chicken with melted butter in the past. I wasn't a big fan. It doesn't help keep the meat juicy - if you take the meat beyond 150 degrees, it dries out no matter what, so what you end up with is dry meat surrounded by butter. It still has that awful chalky texture in your mouth. It also just makes the bird taste like butter, instead of like a bird. It's kind of like grinding butter into your hamburgers. It adds some flavor and some fat, but in the end, it becomes a weaker expression of a burger.

For that reason, I'm actually even personally opposed to brining turkey in general - it ends up juicier, but you have more diluted turkey flavor. But to each their own - most people who have tried brined turkey swear by it.

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The Food Lab: Turkey Brining Basics

@butterball
so, does that mean one could inject olive oil, butter, or better yet, bacon grease, into turkey breasts to make a roasted turkey with juicy white meat? how would that work??

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The Food Lab: Turkey Brining Basics

@oscarb The LA Times did a "Great Turkey Smackdown" a few years back and the dry "brining" technique emereged as the winner.
http://www.latimes.com/theguide/holiday-guide/food/la-fo-turkeycontest,0,3586629.story

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The Food Lab: Turkey Brining Basics

There is a "dry" brining technique I've seen applied to chicken. I don't know if anyone has done it for turkey - you separate the skin and put kosher salt directly on the chicken flesh and let it sit overnight in the fridge. Seems like it would work for turkey.

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The Food Lab: Turkey Brining Basics

@meat guy

wow - that's interesting to know re: butterballs . I guess the name used to make sense!

I'm working on a recipe for a turkey burger right now, and adding hydrolyzed veg protein and yeast extract are definitely on my list of tests. It's amazine what a difference a little yeast extract can make in the meatiness of your finished dish. It works great in stews and sauces as well (you can buy it in the international aisle - Vegemite or Marmite)

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The Food Lab: Turkey Brining Basics

Perhaps they have changed since I worked for them. Nothing was better than their buttery greasiness. I worked for Their parent company in R&D in the 70's and 80's and we had " Fang" our two needle injector designed to baste the whole birds with margarine. I forget that Butterball is now a company and not just a single product anymore, i think they have many product levels. Almost every major turkey processor uses a basting blend that is injected into the breast. usually it is a salt phosphate brine. It may be flavored with spice extractives, onion flavorings, broth, or a little hydrolyzed vegetable protein or autolyzed yeast extract to enhance the broth flavor.

There are no dirty secrets in meat processing. We are required to label EVERYTHING we put into a meat product. The real problem is consumers don't understand the labels and why the ingredients are there. To be USDA inspected means the USDA has to approve our processing plan and the labeling and food safety plans before we can produce a product. We have inspectors in plants verifying what we do after the USDA approves the product. That is one of the reasons you see meat recalls, required testing and record verification finds problems and hopefully recalls occur before anyone gets hurt.

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The Food Lab: Turkey Brining Basics

@Burger365

You're right. Adding flavorings to your brine has a pretty minimal effect on the flavor of the meat. That's because the meat has a higher affinity for the sodium ions than it does for most common flavor compounds. When you put your meat in the brine, salt will selectively migrate into the meat, which basically means that there is less room for the other flavorings.

If you want to maximize marinating/brining, you should do two separate soaks. First, marinate your meat in a salt-free flavorful marinade. After that, brine it as usual. The flavor will come out much more distinctly.

Also, bear in mind that unless they are in solution, flavors won't enter the meat. So adding whole herbs to a marinade will have minimal effect unless you first bruise them, chop them, or otherwise rupture their cell structure so that they release flavor into the liquid.

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The Food Lab: Turkey Brining Basics

Awesome post. The nerd in me loves learning about the science behind what makes food taste "good."

Can you comment on using liquids besides water and other additions such as herbs to the brine. I'm not a brine expert, but from my own cooking I really haven't noticed much difference between a simple brine and one that includes a bunch of additions.

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The Food Lab: Turkey Brining Basics

@Trilby
you can do it in a large vessel in the fridge, or in a double layer of oven bags or garbage bags (set them inside a roasting pan to catch any leaks).

You can also brine your turkeys in a cooler out of the fridge. Just add enough ice packs to keep it cool through the night. Ice packs work better than ice cubes because they won't dilute the brine as they melt.

@meat guy

I think some manufacturers do inject oil into the breasts (I've never heard of hydrogenated oil or margarine though), but butterballs don't. It's just a brine:

These are the ingredients from their website:

Ingredients: Turkey, Water, Salt, Modified Food Starch, Sodium Phosphates, Natural Flavorings.

As for a cooked chuck roast, I think it's more than just the fat - it's the conversion of the collagen in its copious connective tissue into gelatin that keeps it well-lubricated in your mouth. That conversion takes temperatures of at least 160 degrees, and plenty of time to take place. I think the statement that "fat makes things juicy" is a pretty common misconception, though I haven't yet done any rigorous tests to prove it. But I've certainly eaten larded meats that are dry, and well marbled steaks that are dry, and fatty salmon that is dry. If something is overcooked, all the fat in the world won't save it - unless, like a chuck roast or a pork butt or a short rib, there is plenty of connective tissue to make gelatin and lubricate the dried-out muscle.

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The Food Lab: Turkey Brining Basics

gah, I meant to type "If" not It. being a foreigner doesn't help making grammatical errors but I can't even type...

I like it when Meat guy reveals meat industry's dirty secrets.

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