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Serious Cocktails: A Sour Subject
Especially considering the price of a drink in a bar, it should be a crime to use that dreck. The same goes for "mojito" mix - it turns could be a refreshing drink into an overly-sweet, eucalyptus-tasting mess.
The Most Disgusting School Lunches
That's really depressing knowing that that's what is being served in our public schools.
Not that I appreciated it, but almost everything that we had in our school lunchroom was prepared on site. Even if they served hamburgers, they made the buns from scratch. My how things have changed in the past 20 years.
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Snapshots from South Korea: Grand Prix from Mr. Pizza, Korean Pizza 'Made for Women'
Being a man, I guess that I'll never know the deliciousness that is Mr. Pizza.
Serious Cocktails: A Sour Subject
Especially considering the price of a drink in a bar, it should be a crime to use that dreck. The same goes for "mojito" mix - it turns could be a refreshing drink into an overly-sweet, eucalyptus-tasting mess.
The Most Disgusting School Lunches
That's really depressing knowing that that's what is being served in our public schools.
Not that I appreciated it, but almost everything that we had in our school lunchroom was prepared on site. Even if they served hamburgers, they made the buns from scratch. My how things have changed in the past 20 years.
Forget Pretzels: Edible Entymology
It's not hard to get them mixed up since they're all so good!
Forget Pretzels: Edible Entymology
Actually, the "tacos de chapulines" are served at Oyamel.
Snapshots from South Korea: Grand Prix from Mr. Pizza, Korean Pizza 'Made for Women'
As well as inventive toppings, some of the names of these things are pretty impressive. I once saw a "potato of the Irish" pizza in a Papa Johns, but my personal favourite is a Mr Pizza creation; the "Neo-crunch."
Are they saying this pizza updates traditional crunchiness to make it more applicable to the modern world, or is it simple a neopolitan with a bit of bite to it?
I like to believe the former.
The Most Disgusting School Lunches
Our school had dominoes pizza every month. Kids were ecstatic for that and that day saw the most fights occur out of every month. True Story.
Snapshots from South Korea: Grand Prix from Mr. Pizza, Korean Pizza 'Made for Women'
I like the shrimp on the pizza. Domino's experimented with a Cajun Shrimp pizza on the U.S. in the 1980s. I miss that one.
South Korea has some scary, scary creations, but the expat community tends to love the potato and bacon pizzas. Very homey.
The trouble is finding a pizza without canned corn. Here's a good instructional video my friend Karl made on how to make Korean pizza.
Snapshots from South Korea: Grand Prix from Mr. Pizza, Korean Pizza 'Made for Women'
I would love to have been invited as one of the attendees to do a review of this event! Seems I am always left out
Snapshots from South Korea: Grand Prix from Mr. Pizza, Korean Pizza 'Made for Women'
@sscoffee: You'll also miss out on the joys of childbirth!...yeah, I think that's ok.
@ag3208: The shrimp wasn't bad. I think it was the shimp + lots of other lukewarm things made it kinda eh...and I didn't like the crust too much, but IT WAS A COOKIE CRUST, OOOHHhhum.
Snapshots from South Korea: Grand Prix from Mr. Pizza, Korean Pizza 'Made for Women'
This kind of reminds me of something one might cobble together while drunk or high or coming down from said drunken-ness or high-ness. "Dude, let's make a pizza with whatever stuff we have in the fridge!" Not that I would ever know.
Although shrimp on pizza does sound kind of good.
Serious Cocktails: A Sour Subject
One thing I frequently notice about tonic off the gun, other than the "off" flavor, is how damn sweet it is. I don't know if it's the brand of syrup places use or what it is exactly, but it's often much more sweet and much less bitter than what comes in bottles. And also they usually use too much of it and drown out the gin (although that's certainly going to be harder to do with Tanqueray).
Serious Cocktails: A Sour Subject
It is easy to screw up a gin and tonic. If the tonic comes from a gun, it's never going to taste vibrant. I spend a fortune on those little bottles of Schweppes tonic. I let the gin sit with some fresh lime juice, and muddle the rind in there as well, for two minutes. I add a dash of bitters, then ice, then slowly pour the very fresh tonic down the side of the glass. Give it a gentle stir, and enjoy. I promise you'll never order another G and T at a bar again.
Serious Cocktails: A Sour Subject
I've found that when I ask for a Tangueray and tonic with a twist of lime it's pretty difficult to screw up. Otherwise, any drink with "sour" in its title at a bar....yech.
Serious Cocktails: A Sour Subject
it's one thing for a dive to use sour mix but any place that takes cocktails at all seriously should be squeezing the juice themselves (or at the very least using real juice) and adding the simple syrup if the drink needs it. there are plenty of places around brooklyn that i will only order beer at because they are willfully clueless about mixers.
Serious Cocktails: A Sour Subject
Of course you're well aware, Paul, that even here in Seattle, you're usually better off enjoying a draft beer and a shot of something you don't have at home. Even if a place does use fresh fruit, it doesn't mean the good folks behind the bar know how to use it- I can tell you firsthand it's a training issue. But this is a whole other, rather deep, topic...
Anyway...the poor, mistreated Margarita. The ones you get at "Mexican" restaurants (shot of Cuervo Gold, four or five ounces of the green stuff, a float of Grand Marnier if you pay a buck-fifty more) are awful, but the ones that baffle me are the ones where they muddle, oh, a fistful of lime wedges, add a decent tequila and some Cointreau...and then top the whole thing off with the stuff from the gun. Why, guys? Why?
@Likeswords, the problem with even fresh sour mix is that it's pre-sweetened. Which makes it fine, I guess, for a whiskey sour, but something like a Sidecar doesn't necessarily need any additional sugar- if you find the frequently recommended 2:1:1 ratio for sour drinks too tart, screw with the ratios until you get what you want. I haven't tried freezing citrus juice, but I've been told it works reasonably well as a backup.
Serious Cocktails: A Sour Subject
Have you ever read the ingredients in the sour mix they sell at the grocery store? It's usually high fructose corn syrup (big surprise), citric acid (cheaper than real lemons and doesn't spoil as quickly), artificial coloring (usually yellow with a little green), and water.
Serious Cocktails: A Sour Subject
Ugh - I couldn't agree more. Sour mixes literally make me sick to my stomach. As a result, I rarely order sour drinks, although I like them when they are real. There is only one bar in town that I could imagine using fresh sour, but even there I'm too gun shy to pay the high price for a drink that won't be touched.
Serious Cocktails: A Sour Subject
At The Velvet Tango Room in Cleveland, we cut and squeeze the lemon and lime for each and every cocktail right then and there. It doesn't get fresher than that.
Serious Cocktails: A Sour Subject
Ah! The other night @ The Presidio Social Club in SF the fellow next to me ordered a Screwdriver which immediately caught my attention as this is hardly a Screwdriver kind of place. I then watched the bartender proceed to freshly squeeze a bunch of oranges to make the juice for the drink. Mr. Screwdriver was paying no attention to any of this. When the bartender put the drink down in front of this guy, he took a sip and then it was as if some amazingly bright light went on in his head. He said to the bartender: "Did you just squeeze this juice to make this drink?" At this point I chimed in: "Yes he did! Think about that. Amazing, no?" It almost slipped past him. So perhaps if more people paid attention to the details of how their cocktails were being made, more bars would bother take these extra steps.
Serious Cocktails: A Sour Subject
@likeswords - i can't see why not.... forget the store bought mix, use the fresh fruit.... it's worth the effort. freeze it in an ice cube tray.....
Serious Cocktails: A Sour Subject
I vote for fresh juices in everything (especially mojitos). Okay, now I need some input on this as well. Having recently foresworn bottled margarita mix, I got a recipe for sour mix (2 parts simple syrup, 2 parts lemon juice, 1 part lime juice) that looks promising. But I also will miss the convenience of the store-bought mix. Does anybody mix up their own sour mix and freeze it?
Serious Cocktails: A Sour Subject
Sour mix makes me vomit. (Literally. I had a frozen margarita with too much sour mix one evening and barfed my guts out later in the night!)
I never thought of trying citrus juice with simple syrup. I bet it would be a lot easier on my tummy.
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Being a man, I guess that I'll never know the deliciousness that is Mr. Pizza.