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J. G. Melon

JG Melon is like most eateries in New York. You love it because you're supposed to. What sets this place apart, is the absolutely terrible service.

Let me be honest, there is no reason to go to JG Melon. There are a handful of places in NYC that make the same lame, uninspired, grody, hamburger that they do here, except they treat you like a normal human.

Now I know they pump out hundreds of burgers a day here, but you know what, every other burger joint does as well. And this is a "bar serving burgers" in name only. This is a burger joint, period.

So if you feel compelled to think of JG Melon's as deserving any accolade, then you've been living here too long.

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J. G. Melon

JG Melon is like most eateries in New York. You love it because you're supposed to. What sets this place apart, is the absolutely terrible service.

Let me be honest, there is no reason to go to JG Melon. There are a handful of places in NYC that make the same lame, uninspired, grody, hamburger that they do here, except they treat you like a normal human.

Now I know they pump out hundreds of burgers a day here, but you know what, every other burger joint does as well. And this is a "bar serving burgers" in name only. This is a burger joint, period.

So if you feel compelled to think of JG Melon's as deserving any accolade, then you've been living here too long.

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