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Twirling a Terrible Towel. I've also been informed that my Super Bowl food plans weren't nearly manly enough. Getting a bunch of raw meat in the mail should be just the trick.

brussels sprouts. 60 french girls can't be wrong.

cauliflower gratin!

lemon-rosemary roasted garlic and onions. all day.

thyme-roasted apples and onions.

barbecue (I like Black's, and Elgin sausage, but I also like some Allen and Son's shoulder).

taco with salsa (carnitas, lingua, res, asado, al pastor, pollo, picadillo, any kind, and I think that means I get to eat salsa without it counting as six)

beans (pinto or black, but I would miss green snap beans terribly)

cinnamon roll

cheesburger with fries

sure would miss vegetables too...