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Watch It with Us: 'Top Chef Las Vegas,' Ep. 12

Though I was glad she's gone, part of me was wondering what in the world Robin would have presented in this challenge if Eli had been eliminated last week. Oh, that would not have been pretty.

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Watch It with Us: 'Top Chef Las Vegas,' Ep. 11

I feel like I'm going to start to dislike Michael Voltaggio even more next week after his "Kevin's food is what I cook on my day off" comment. Sorry Michael, but as impressive as your food might look sometimes, I want to eat every single thing that Kevin throws out there even more.

Also, for all future Top Chef contestants, the day on the show that you are caught saying "I don't really do this, but I thought I'd try it" is the day you go home. Look at Kevin, he cooks what he knows, and does it better than anyone else.

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Portland, Oregon: Apizza Scholls

Apizza Scholls is fantastic, but the current location opened well before 2007. I ate there numerous times before leaving Portland in 2005, including a going away dinner. I don't think the store had a sign up with it's name before 2007 or so, but it was open.

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Critic-Turned-Cook Meets Critic-Turned-Author Frank Bruni

Salumi didn't have the Lardo Lollipops when I was living in Seattle, now I want to head back and try those. I don't suppose there are images of the food from this meal?

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Watch It with Us: 'Top Chef Las Vegas,' Ep. 12

Though I was glad she's gone, part of me was wondering what in the world Robin would have presented in this challenge if Eli had been eliminated last week. Oh, that would not have been pretty.

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Watch It with Us: 'Top Chef Las Vegas,' Ep. 11

I feel like I'm going to start to dislike Michael Voltaggio even more next week after his "Kevin's food is what I cook on my day off" comment. Sorry Michael, but as impressive as your food might look sometimes, I want to eat every single thing that Kevin throws out there even more.

Also, for all future Top Chef contestants, the day on the show that you are caught saying "I don't really do this, but I thought I'd try it" is the day you go home. Look at Kevin, he cooks what he knows, and does it better than anyone else.

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Portland, Oregon: Apizza Scholls

Apizza Scholls is fantastic, but the current location opened well before 2007. I ate there numerous times before leaving Portland in 2005, including a going away dinner. I don't think the store had a sign up with it's name before 2007 or so, but it was open.

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Critic-Turned-Cook Meets Critic-Turned-Author Frank Bruni

Salumi didn't have the Lardo Lollipops when I was living in Seattle, now I want to head back and try those. I don't suppose there are images of the food from this meal?

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Do You Have a Favorite Greek Yogurt?

I usually get the Trader Joe's Honey since it's convenient, and far cheaper than most of the other brands out there. I like the FAGE Total, but it costs 2-3x as much as Trader Joe's and has 2-3 times the calories and fat as well (at least the honey version).

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Should Junk Food Help Pay for Health Care?

I also want to point out that the person that made the comment at the Economist, as well as 95% of people out there, don't use BMI correctly. BMI should not be used as an individual level tool to see if you are overweight or underweight, as all the examples given (Lance Armstrong, Football teams, etc...) have shown. BMI is a good population level tool where you can have large populations. So, comparing Portland to Seattle on BMI is a fine use, or two high schools, but not two people.

The media likes to use BMI because it's simple and anyone can calculate it, and there isn't a good alternative out there. When used by researchers to show that the average BMI is increasing, it has value, but basing a tax off of it would be a horrible idea.

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Should Junk Food Help Pay for Health Care?

If we can find a way to tax junk food that lets us subsidize healthier food for people, then I would be all for that. Trying to determine what qualifies as junk food would take far more work, but I'm sure that given enough effort we can come up with something (perhaps based on if the calories are all from fat and sugar, if it's refined grains or whole grains, use of high fructose corn syrup, etc...).

If the formula/rules that are used to determine if something is subject to the tax starts to lead to even small changes, like using whole grain buns instead of white buns on a burger, regular sugar over corn syrup in products, and so on to get products healthy enough to not be taxed (though not subsidized), that would be great. And if subsidies lead to the point that McDonalds can offer some healthy, more local alternatives for the same price as a Big Mac on their menu, then I think everyone would be happy.

Sure, people are going to still eat more Big Mac's than they should (and I love nothing more than a good cheeseburger, which the Big Mac isn't, but still), at least people will have a good, healthy alternative that's affordable at the same locations. It's still better if people were able to cook at home and prepare food that way, but healthy options are a good start.

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Why I Hate 'Hell's Kitchen'

Having never watched this before last night, it seemed that unlike Top Chef, where you can have a different background as a chef and still succeed, it seems that here you can't win if you have no background as a line chef in a kitchen. The first contestant sent home seemed to have no idea about how to salvage an appetizer, they all had no idea how to get their timing right for sending dishes out, and I have no idea what was wrong with the man cooking the lamb dish that seemed to just destroy rack after rack of lamb to send out something that was awful.

I was really wishing for them to send multiple people home - Accidentally freezing the salmon was a mistake, but to me not nearly as bad as taking a 45 minute break in the middle of service, or fighting with the waiters, or serving raw chicken, or not knowing how to season lamb, or cut a grapefruit, or when to fire an entree of scallops, etc... For the show, the contestants seem to lack any of the necessary skills, and when you listen to them talk to the camera, they seem to lack any sense of perspective as to how under qualified they actually are. Overall, a pretty awful show for actually seeing if people can cook.

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Serious Heat: Culinary Russian Roulette with Padron Chiles

My CSA has been including these in the box for the past month or so. I've eaten pretty much all of them this way so far, and have yet to get one that blisters my mouth or anything close to it. However, I can eat 15 of them in a sitting without any problem.

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Slim Jim Shortage in Effect

As someone that lives in the area, my wife and I also found the fact that the Slim Jim plant exploded funny, until we found out that people died, then it wasn't as funny of course. A friend of ours went on a tour of that plant 3-4 years ago while in college, and he hasn't eaten any pepperoni or jerky since then, which doesn't really make me want to eat a Slim Jim myself.

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'Top Chef' Season 5, Finale: All Bets Are Off

I got a little annoyed with the comments from the judges last night that while they think Stefan might be the best technical chef, they never got a feeling for who he was from his food, or any soul behind it. I thought the squab dish, and his duck breast and dumplings at the family style dinner, were very good examples of who he was. I was just surprised his dessert came out so poorly after his dessert was the only thing that saved his team at all during restaurant wars.

They do need to find a way to take past performance into consideration for the final. Even if it's only something like you earn (or lose) points for winning quickfires and making the Top 3 during the season, losing points for the Bottom 3. Then in the finale you get either extra money to shop for ingredients, or extra time to prepare, compared to everyone else. I also loved that Carla, unlike everyone else, didn't go straight for Foie Gras or Caviar for her meal. I hated that everything on Iron Chef always wound up with Foie Gras on it somehow.

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New Year's Resolutions for the Eco-Friendly Eater

Though it's going to be really hard for me, I gave up meat for breakfast and lunch, since it's not environmentally sustainable for everyone to eat as much meat as they do, and I can afford to make the change. Mostly this is because I looked at a graph of the carbon footprint for a pound of meat recently so I'll only be eating beef 1-2 times a month as well. I figure that it's probably healthier for me is a good side effect, now to just find a vegetarian cookbook (I'll be ordering Mark Bittman's today I think).

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Is the New Starbucks Gold Card Worth It?

The main reason I would buy the card is that I can get 10% off whole bean coffee as well, which adds up pretty fast in my household (3 bags a month probably, at $14 a bag). If you really want to try to make your trips to Starbucks cheaper, you can get $100 in gift cards at Costco for only $80, then combine that with the Gold Card, and you're getting 30% off all your drinks. Sure, you might go more often, but getting my Eggnog Latte down to $2.80 from around $4 would be great.

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How to Drink Wine When Flying Solo on Business Travel

As someone who used to travel for work almost every other week, and loves to eat out, but also had a more limited expense account for it (though I often went over and paid the cost myself, since getting an $80 meal for $40 is still pretty good), my usual habits would be:

- Bring food for breakfast (granola), and buy some yogurt, to not waste money on breakfast, and to eat a little healthier.
- Use Chowhound before you go, as it led me to a few places I wouldn't have found otherwise.
- I'd research lots of Cheap Eats as well. As someone that loves a good cheeseburger more than anything, I'd go get one at least once a week on the road, and that meal would save enough that I could splurge on the next meal.
- Sitting at the bar was great as I didn't need a reservation, my service would often be faster, and if I didn't want to talk to someone (since on the road you're often dealing with people all day long and need a break) they would have something on TV to watch usually.
- If I could find a good Happy Hour (McCormick and Schmicks has a really great one), I'd do that quite often as well.
- If I was dining on my own at somewhere really nice, I'd almost always get exceptional service from the wait staff, and the people sitting next to me were far more likely to be friendly than if I was eating at a generic chain restaurant, which made for a much better atmosphere. I had many experiences in NYC where I'd wind up sharing entrees with the person next to me at the bar so we could both sample more as there's usually quite a few other business travelers there as well.

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Weekend Book Giveaway: 'Hungry for Paris'

I have not been, but my wife and I are going for a week for our honeymoon over Christmas this year, so the book would be very useful to us then.

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Watch It with Us: 'Top Chef Las Vegas,' Ep. 12

Michael, aka the douchey, backwards behatted bro, just doesn't get it. He's got a lot of chops but his ideas are masturbatory in their complexity. Simpler, well-executed & flavorful food always wins over a plate full of 40 different flavors of nouvelle late 80's 'America-in-its-fine-food-infancy' style cooking. He's like a kid with his or her first giant box of crayons - bizarre rainbows everywhere, well-drawn rainbows perhaps, but those colors don't work together. His ego is the one who does the cooking, not him.

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Watch It with Us: 'Top Chef Las Vegas,' Ep. 12

I heart Kevin, or as he's known in my house, "Teddy Ruxpin." Food doesn't have to be overcomplicated to be special. He knows that. Everything he's made this season has made me drool.

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Watch It with Us: 'Top Chef Las Vegas,' Ep. 12

Moe: “Bring us your finest food stuffed with the second finest.” Waiter: “Excellent, sir. Lobsters stuffed with tacos."

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Watch It with Us: 'Top Chef Las Vegas,' Ep. 12

Haven't seen the episode yet (we seem to be a week behind in Canada), but I'm rooting for Kevin. Michael can complain all he wants about Kevin's dishes, but the guy is consistently in the top, or winning. It's that simple. He can cook very, very well, and can create dishes that fit the challenge. The fact that he has such a great attitude just makes him look better, and will serve to bolster what will undoubtedly be a long and stellar career.

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Watch It with Us: 'Top Chef Las Vegas,' Ep. 12

Call me crazy, but I think Bryan would like to kick Michael down a couple of notches too. Giving Kevin some sous vide pointers and ultimately having him win the challenge has to really be p*ssing Michael off.

Nice little kick to his baby brat brother.

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Watch It with Us: 'Top Chef Las Vegas,' Ep. 12

Michael V is arrogant; criticizing Kevin's food is classless and also shows he's a sore loser and most likely jealous of Kevin's success on the show. As long as the judges like it, who gives a s**t what he or anyone else on the show for that matter, thinks?

I already knew Eli was going home before the judgine even began because the final four are the strongest chefs left and he was the weakest one left. Jen has improved, but her ability to work under pressure is seriously questionable.

I really like Kevin; not only is he kicking ass, his personality is GREAT! Humbleness is ALWAYS a good trait! He is polite and gracious after every win and often encourages his competition. Kevin is full of class something Michael V. lacks in the worst way.

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Watch It with Us: 'Top Chef Las Vegas,' Ep. 12

"Kevins food is the kind of food I cook on my day off." Please. MV is losing fans fast. I just don't understand why he can't give credit where it is due. Lighten up Bro. When Bryan told Kevin about the proper temp, and said I'm not sure if my brother would have...no way he would have. I understand it's a competition, but quit being a sore loser Michael. Kevin wins it all, I hope.

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Watch It with Us: 'Top Chef Las Vegas,' Ep. 12

@smackrabbit: Robin would've said, "I had breast cancer so my dish is pretty lame but simple, and I think I deserve to be here."

Translated: Glad she's gone.

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Watch It with Us: 'Top Chef Las Vegas,' Ep. 12

Lots of "yay, Jen!" Interesting.

Chicks rooting on gender and not merit, I think.

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Watch It with Us: 'Top Chef Las Vegas,' Ep. 12

Wow, that was hard to watch (at least until the right person got the boot). The next two weeks will be brutal.

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Watch It with Us: 'Top Chef Las Vegas,' Ep. 12

Went to a top chef event tonight and Kevin was gracious (Padma as well.)

It was funny to watch Kevin laugh when Michael made his conceited, overblown comments. Completely gracious.

Gavin was there and when Kevin disagreed with his comments they both looked at each other and laughed...adorable. Even before I had met him, I had hoped Kevin would win it all!

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Watch It with Us: 'Top Chef Las Vegas,' Ep. 12

Tom knew it and even commented on it. I am thrilled Kevin won and can't wait for the 2011 Bocuse D'or!!

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Watch It with Us: 'Top Chef Las Vegas,' Ep. 12

I felt like Jen and Bryan did admirable enough jobs to be safe, so it was between Eli and Michael for elimination. I kind of thought it might have been Michael, which would have ruined my guess for who the final four would be.

Given that they had nowhere close to enough time to make something that would really meet Bocuse D'or standards, I think Kevin's strategy of doing something a little simpler and doing it all right was the right one. Also, it wasn't that much playing it safe...as he used a technique he'd never done before in making it. Not that the judges really knew that or not.

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Watch It with Us: 'Top Chef Las Vegas,' Ep. 11

Michael isn't a dick. he is a middle/younger child who is smarter than you.

i'm sure that Bryan, Eli, Kevin and Jennifer are great chefs, but none of them want to supply the lube for your fap-tasm of self-indulgent self doubt.

the competition is the exciting part.

Robin was the molasses slow slack-jawed annoyance who was edited in for pumped up conflict.

how about gearing up to think some how and somewhat past that?

if you can't then get a towel.

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Watch It with Us: 'Top Chef Las Vegas,' Ep. 11

Kevin has remained consistent throughout! He really has a great shot at being Top Chef.

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Watch It with Us: 'Top Chef Las Vegas,' Ep. 11

I like both the Voltaggios. How do you know Kevin is a nice guy? Hello? Editing! This season is more about talent than drama so the producers/editors are really stretching for drama/controversy. Michael's comment is well founded but as Tom mentioned on one of his blogs, sometimes it comes down to something as simple as seasoning(which we can't taste via a tv screen) so sometimes simplistic dishes you make at home win over more technically complicated and time consuming.

I wish Jen would win, but I can't even imagine that kind of pressure and she's flailing. Plus, now she's the lone female which is a hard cross to bear.

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Watch It with Us: 'Top Chef Las Vegas,' Ep. 11

@ suthungirl-
"Michael is an ass -- that comment about Kevin's cooking was ridiculous. And chicken wings? He won with chicken wings?"

Chicken wings are a simple snack I cook at home on my day off.... ;oP

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Watch It with Us: 'Top Chef Las Vegas,' Ep. 11

I really don't like Michael. His food is impressive, but I rarely actually want to eat it. I find a lot of his winning dishes kind of gross - parmesan jelly, liquid nitrogen treated soup. I get what he's doing, but between finding it generally unappetizing, so his attitude seems really out of place. Also, I was offended at his attributing buffalo wings to New York city. That might have just been me, though.

Kevin just seems like he's on a different level than everyone else. His food's not really that simple, but it's always so well-executed that it seems that way. It seems like he's #1 or #2 on almost every challenge. Last night's salmon and the vegetarian dish show that he can do more than just hearty pork fare - it's just that it feels like he's never taking risks because he's so low-drama and so high-quality.

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Watch It with Us: 'Top Chef Las Vegas,' Ep. 11

I'm sad to see that Jen's hitting the wall -- maybe she can turn it around. But, as noted above, she was extremely kind to Robin, and that made me like her even more.

Michael is an ass -- that comment about Kevin's cooking was ridiculous. And chicken wings? He won with chicken wings? I thought Bryan should have won the challenge, personally. But he didn't seem to present it well enough, and to connect the dish with his inspiration -- the sustainability, the gold windows, etc.

Kevin or Bryan FTW!

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Watch It with Us: 'Top Chef Las Vegas,' Ep. 11

It seems like Jen is disillusioned with the process, with the challenges, with the judging. She doesn't care about being Top Chef anymore. She's doesn't quite have the competitive fame-seeking personality required to make it all the way.

The way she escorted Robin to the door and showed her kindness - classy. She's my Top Chef.

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Watch It with Us: 'Top Chef Las Vegas,' Ep. 11

Yeah, Micheal is starting to grate on me but I still think he deserves to win. His food is will executed, refined and well thought out. He does have a major superiority complex though. He's a cute guy but it makes him look very unattractive. And that comment about "the kind of food I cook on my day off" was under the belt.

Brian, Micheal, and Kevin are going to be the top 3. I like Kevin's personality the best but I think it's going to go to Brian or Micheal. But I would be ok with any of the three winning.

SOOOOOooooo glad Robin is gone. How she made it this long is besides me.

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Watch It with Us: 'Top Chef Las Vegas,' Ep. 11

I hope Kevin wins.
He should.
His doesn't have over spilling ego issues like, well, you know who, works well individually and in teams, and his food is consistently great.

Michael's been dissing everyone, from competitors to judges. His food is sometimes spectacular and other times, not so good. That inconsistency should be his dimise. Plus he's a d*ck.

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