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5 Ways to Fix Your Restaurant's Website

Getting rid of Flash should be step 1 for any restaurant site. Often myself, and others I know, go to their phones for the menu of a restaurant to see if it will work, but can't even access it due to the use of Flash. Restaurant websites don't need to be animated, or have music or movies, or anything else that would require Flash.

Preferably, your website should detect that it's a mobile phone and launch a smaller, more customized version of the site with just the hours, address, contact info, and menu. Mobile people are probably looking to eat now, not browse photos of all the dishes you might want to put up.

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Anthony Bourdain On Culinary School

I love cooking for myself, and always got asked this by friends for a while. But I love cooking for fun, and I don't want to do it for 12 hours a day, 5-6 days a week, and start to not love cooking as much. I do computer work for a living, and it was more fun before it was my living than it is now, so that I don't do it for fun anymore. I'll stick to cooking for fun, having regular hours, and not finding ways to make myself hate my hobbies.

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Poll: How Long Have You Gone Without Eating Burgers?

When I went on a serious diet and health kick and dropped 50 lbs (it's still gone), I gave up burgers and many other things for over half a year. Now I have 1 a month or so typically, maybe more if I'm in a new place and want to try a few, but that low number also has to do with the fact that burgers in North Carolina suck. Put me someplace that can cook ground beef something other than well done and my eating is going to go up.

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Equipment: The All-Clad vs. Tramontina Skillet Showdown

I have a lot of All-Clad Stainless and love it, but most of it was gifts, and I haven't been able to bring myself to spend $165+ for a simple 4 qt saucepan. I think I might be making a trip to Wal-Mart soon to pick up the Tramontina model for $50 and see how it performs.

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5 Ways to Fix Your Restaurant's Website

Getting rid of Flash should be step 1 for any restaurant site. Often myself, and others I know, go to their phones for the menu of a restaurant to see if it will work, but can't even access it due to the use of Flash. Restaurant websites don't need to be animated, or have music or movies, or anything else that would require Flash.

Preferably, your website should detect that it's a mobile phone and launch a smaller, more customized version of the site with just the hours, address, contact info, and menu. Mobile people are probably looking to eat now, not browse photos of all the dishes you might want to put up.

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Anthony Bourdain On Culinary School

I love cooking for myself, and always got asked this by friends for a while. But I love cooking for fun, and I don't want to do it for 12 hours a day, 5-6 days a week, and start to not love cooking as much. I do computer work for a living, and it was more fun before it was my living than it is now, so that I don't do it for fun anymore. I'll stick to cooking for fun, having regular hours, and not finding ways to make myself hate my hobbies.

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Poll: How Long Have You Gone Without Eating Burgers?

When I went on a serious diet and health kick and dropped 50 lbs (it's still gone), I gave up burgers and many other things for over half a year. Now I have 1 a month or so typically, maybe more if I'm in a new place and want to try a few, but that low number also has to do with the fact that burgers in North Carolina suck. Put me someplace that can cook ground beef something other than well done and my eating is going to go up.

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Equipment: The All-Clad vs. Tramontina Skillet Showdown

I have a lot of All-Clad Stainless and love it, but most of it was gifts, and I haven't been able to bring myself to spend $165+ for a simple 4 qt saucepan. I think I might be making a trip to Wal-Mart soon to pick up the Tramontina model for $50 and see how it performs.

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Caffeinated Complaint: Why Is Restaurant Coffee So Bad?

Picking the best is incredibly easy: There's a Ritz Carlton just outside of Las Vegas. My wife (then girlfriend) and I did the tasting menu there on Valentine's Day six years ago, and we were unbelievably stuffed by the end when they bring out a French press pot of Ethiopian coffee for us. That was, far and away, the best coffee I'd ever had. Back then I was a cream and sugar person (just cream now), but it was so fantastic we could drink it straight. Despite knowing that we were already too full, we did out best to drink as much of it as we could. Unfortunately when we ordered coffee from room service for breakfast the next morning, it wasn't even close to what we had after dinner. We still talk about that as being the best coffee we've ever had.

The worst coffee I've ever had is at a Shari's Diner in Oregon. Once we had that, we stopped going there anymore. I expect some iffy coffee from a place like that, but this was flat out undrinkable, no matter how much cream or sugar we added to it.

Now I'm going to spend all day fantasizing about the coffee at the Ritz Carlton again.

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Video: Barack Obama's BBQ

I'll be honest that I come to a food site for information about food, not food with politics wrapped up in it. Posts that involve the White House that are non-political (growing a garden, what they had for a dinner, who the executive chef is) are fine to me, as they don't take a political leaning. However, sometimes I'd like to get away from any type of political slant (even if it's done so in a food-related way) and I can't imagine that I'm the only one.

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Poll: Are You Joining a CSA This Year?

We did two last year, meat and produce, that we split with the same group of people. The issue was a lack of diversity in the produce that we received (tons of tomatoes and peppers, and you can only freeze so much pasta sauce), and cuts of meat that no one wanted (jowl bacon, for example). My wife is a pickier eater than I, so it didn't work that well for us.

Perhaps had the meat CSA given people more choice in what they wanted (I'm sure some people prefer pork chops or lamb chops over ground sausage or ground beef, which we would prefer) it would have worked better for us, but we might try again in a few years when we're feeding more than two people for dinner. Until then, we'll buy from the same farms at the Farmer's Market on the weekend.

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What's The Best Sandwich You've Ever Had?

The porchetta from Salumi in Seattle. Huge, messy, and fantastic. Anything from there is great, and the oxtail would be a close 2nd.

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Watch It with Us: 'Top Chef Las Vegas,' Ep. 12

Though I was glad she's gone, part of me was wondering what in the world Robin would have presented in this challenge if Eli had been eliminated last week. Oh, that would not have been pretty.

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Watch It with Us: 'Top Chef Las Vegas,' Ep. 11

I feel like I'm going to start to dislike Michael Voltaggio even more next week after his "Kevin's food is what I cook on my day off" comment. Sorry Michael, but as impressive as your food might look sometimes, I want to eat every single thing that Kevin throws out there even more.

Also, for all future Top Chef contestants, the day on the show that you are caught saying "I don't really do this, but I thought I'd try it" is the day you go home. Look at Kevin, he cooks what he knows, and does it better than anyone else.

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Portland, Oregon: Apizza Scholls

Apizza Scholls is fantastic, but the current location opened well before 2007. I ate there numerous times before leaving Portland in 2005, including a going away dinner. I don't think the store had a sign up with it's name before 2007 or so, but it was open.

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Critic-Turned-Cook Meets Critic-Turned-Author Frank Bruni

Salumi didn't have the Lardo Lollipops when I was living in Seattle, now I want to head back and try those. I don't suppose there are images of the food from this meal?

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Do You Have a Favorite Greek Yogurt?

I usually get the Trader Joe's Honey since it's convenient, and far cheaper than most of the other brands out there. I like the FAGE Total, but it costs 2-3x as much as Trader Joe's and has 2-3 times the calories and fat as well (at least the honey version).

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Should Junk Food Help Pay for Health Care?

I also want to point out that the person that made the comment at the Economist, as well as 95% of people out there, don't use BMI correctly. BMI should not be used as an individual level tool to see if you are overweight or underweight, as all the examples given (Lance Armstrong, Football teams, etc...) have shown. BMI is a good population level tool where you can have large populations. So, comparing Portland to Seattle on BMI is a fine use, or two high schools, but not two people.

The media likes to use BMI because it's simple and anyone can calculate it, and there isn't a good alternative out there. When used by researchers to show that the average BMI is increasing, it has value, but basing a tax off of it would be a horrible idea.

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Should Junk Food Help Pay for Health Care?

If we can find a way to tax junk food that lets us subsidize healthier food for people, then I would be all for that. Trying to determine what qualifies as junk food would take far more work, but I'm sure that given enough effort we can come up with something (perhaps based on if the calories are all from fat and sugar, if it's refined grains or whole grains, use of high fructose corn syrup, etc...).

If the formula/rules that are used to determine if something is subject to the tax starts to lead to even small changes, like using whole grain buns instead of white buns on a burger, regular sugar over corn syrup in products, and so on to get products healthy enough to not be taxed (though not subsidized), that would be great. And if subsidies lead to the point that McDonalds can offer some healthy, more local alternatives for the same price as a Big Mac on their menu, then I think everyone would be happy.

Sure, people are going to still eat more Big Mac's than they should (and I love nothing more than a good cheeseburger, which the Big Mac isn't, but still), at least people will have a good, healthy alternative that's affordable at the same locations. It's still better if people were able to cook at home and prepare food that way, but healthy options are a good start.

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Why I Hate 'Hell's Kitchen'

Having never watched this before last night, it seemed that unlike Top Chef, where you can have a different background as a chef and still succeed, it seems that here you can't win if you have no background as a line chef in a kitchen. The first contestant sent home seemed to have no idea about how to salvage an appetizer, they all had no idea how to get their timing right for sending dishes out, and I have no idea what was wrong with the man cooking the lamb dish that seemed to just destroy rack after rack of lamb to send out something that was awful.

I was really wishing for them to send multiple people home - Accidentally freezing the salmon was a mistake, but to me not nearly as bad as taking a 45 minute break in the middle of service, or fighting with the waiters, or serving raw chicken, or not knowing how to season lamb, or cut a grapefruit, or when to fire an entree of scallops, etc... For the show, the contestants seem to lack any of the necessary skills, and when you listen to them talk to the camera, they seem to lack any sense of perspective as to how under qualified they actually are. Overall, a pretty awful show for actually seeing if people can cook.

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Serious Heat: Culinary Russian Roulette with Padron Chiles

My CSA has been including these in the box for the past month or so. I've eaten pretty much all of them this way so far, and have yet to get one that blisters my mouth or anything close to it. However, I can eat 15 of them in a sitting without any problem.

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Slim Jim Shortage in Effect

As someone that lives in the area, my wife and I also found the fact that the Slim Jim plant exploded funny, until we found out that people died, then it wasn't as funny of course. A friend of ours went on a tour of that plant 3-4 years ago while in college, and he hasn't eaten any pepperoni or jerky since then, which doesn't really make me want to eat a Slim Jim myself.

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'Top Chef' Season 5, Finale: All Bets Are Off

I got a little annoyed with the comments from the judges last night that while they think Stefan might be the best technical chef, they never got a feeling for who he was from his food, or any soul behind it. I thought the squab dish, and his duck breast and dumplings at the family style dinner, were very good examples of who he was. I was just surprised his dessert came out so poorly after his dessert was the only thing that saved his team at all during restaurant wars.

They do need to find a way to take past performance into consideration for the final. Even if it's only something like you earn (or lose) points for winning quickfires and making the Top 3 during the season, losing points for the Bottom 3. Then in the finale you get either extra money to shop for ingredients, or extra time to prepare, compared to everyone else. I also loved that Carla, unlike everyone else, didn't go straight for Foie Gras or Caviar for her meal. I hated that everything on Iron Chef always wound up with Foie Gras on it somehow.

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New Year's Resolutions for the Eco-Friendly Eater

Though it's going to be really hard for me, I gave up meat for breakfast and lunch, since it's not environmentally sustainable for everyone to eat as much meat as they do, and I can afford to make the change. Mostly this is because I looked at a graph of the carbon footprint for a pound of meat recently so I'll only be eating beef 1-2 times a month as well. I figure that it's probably healthier for me is a good side effect, now to just find a vegetarian cookbook (I'll be ordering Mark Bittman's today I think).

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Is the New Starbucks Gold Card Worth It?

The main reason I would buy the card is that I can get 10% off whole bean coffee as well, which adds up pretty fast in my household (3 bags a month probably, at $14 a bag). If you really want to try to make your trips to Starbucks cheaper, you can get $100 in gift cards at Costco for only $80, then combine that with the Gold Card, and you're getting 30% off all your drinks. Sure, you might go more often, but getting my Eggnog Latte down to $2.80 from around $4 would be great.

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How to Drink Wine When Flying Solo on Business Travel

As someone who used to travel for work almost every other week, and loves to eat out, but also had a more limited expense account for it (though I often went over and paid the cost myself, since getting an $80 meal for $40 is still pretty good), my usual habits would be:

- Bring food for breakfast (granola), and buy some yogurt, to not waste money on breakfast, and to eat a little healthier.
- Use Chowhound before you go, as it led me to a few places I wouldn't have found otherwise.
- I'd research lots of Cheap Eats as well. As someone that loves a good cheeseburger more than anything, I'd go get one at least once a week on the road, and that meal would save enough that I could splurge on the next meal.
- Sitting at the bar was great as I didn't need a reservation, my service would often be faster, and if I didn't want to talk to someone (since on the road you're often dealing with people all day long and need a break) they would have something on TV to watch usually.
- If I could find a good Happy Hour (McCormick and Schmicks has a really great one), I'd do that quite often as well.
- If I was dining on my own at somewhere really nice, I'd almost always get exceptional service from the wait staff, and the people sitting next to me were far more likely to be friendly than if I was eating at a generic chain restaurant, which made for a much better atmosphere. I had many experiences in NYC where I'd wind up sharing entrees with the person next to me at the bar so we could both sample more as there's usually quite a few other business travelers there as well.

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Weekend Book Giveaway: 'Hungry for Paris'

I have not been, but my wife and I are going for a week for our honeymoon over Christmas this year, so the book would be very useful to us then.

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smackrabbit answered "I use my toaster oven" to How Do You Reheat Your Pizza?

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smackrabbit answered "English muffin" to What's Your Favorite Bread for a Breakfast Sandwich?

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smackrabbit answered "Cheddar" to What's Your Favorite Cheese on a Breakfast Sandwich?

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smackrabbit answered "Fried Egg" to What's Your Favorite Egg Style on a Breakfast Sandwich?

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smackrabbit answered "Sausage" to What's Your Favorite Meat on a Breakfast Sandwich?

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