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Hot Dog of the Week: Pastrami Dog

How dare you call "meat on meat" an "atrocity"?

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How to Spatchcock a Turkey

I spatchcock chickens all year 'round. But I'd never thought to do the turkey - something about liking the visual of the giant bird in the middle of the table. But the time savings seem curiously worth it now.

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From Serious Eats

Hot Dog of the Week: Pastrami Dog

How dare you call "meat on meat" an "atrocity"?

From Recipes

How to Spatchcock a Turkey

I spatchcock chickens all year 'round. But I'd never thought to do the turkey - something about liking the visual of the giant bird in the middle of the table. But the time savings seem curiously worth it now.

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Chinese Food Carvings

I've seen both in person, and I have to disagree with Alaina Browne, supra. I honestly think that the jadite cabbage is phenomenal, as the folds and intricacies of the cabbage leaves are truly stunning. This one was about exploiting the natural colors of the stone; the cabbage is about allowing the colors to highlight the mastery of the carver.

From Talk

Oh, what a dud!

My girlfriend and I tried making shrimp stock once - that was last February and my apartment still has pockets that reek of shrimp.

And last month, I made wontons with a little too much ginger and not enough pork fat. They're edible, but quite disappointing overall.

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How to Make Edible Salad Tossers

I'm not too big to say I giggled a little when I read the title of the post.

From Talk

First Home! What Should I Make First??

My first memorable meal in a new place is always a few days into the move. I usually can't be bothered to cook on the first day (hello pizza), haven't bought groceries the second (takeout), and am busy exploring the town on the third. So I corrupt my apartment with ramen and coffee before making a truly memorable first meal.

Actually, one of the first things I make in a new home is stock, because I love to have it in my freezer and fridge. And I can let it simmer while I unpack my books and assemble my flatpack stuff.

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The sides have it.

If I see certain things in a side, I will refrain from ordering. But I hardly ever act positively to grab a certain side that I enjoy. What are those certain things? Cilantro and beets.

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Creeping curry paste and soy sauce

The soy sauce does that when it's not poured cleanly, which is easy to do because to pour cleanly, you have to darn near invert the bottle what with that stupid plastic shaker, and bottle inversion makes your food conspicuously salty. So it adheres to the top and sides of the bottle, and then collects on the inside of the cap when you screw the top back on. After a few uses, the accumulated liquid inside the cap threads (some dried, some not) is squeezed out by the action of replacing the cap, whence it drips down the side of the bottle.

My solution - wipe down the top of the bottle with a wet paper towel before screwing on the cap. And because I refill soy sauce bottles from the giant gallon jugs, I also clean the plastic shaker and cap whenever I do.

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Do You Like Eating Pie Crust By Itself?

I like to bake up the scraps of crust just for myself. My pies are good enough that the filling isn't obscenely sweet, so there's no need not to eat the whole pie. But yes, I do like the crust scraps. My girlfriend is even more fond of the crust scraps, though, so if we're making pie together, I definitely leave them for her.

Come to think of it, she's a better baker than I, so I generally just stay out of the way when we're making pie together.

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Tipping on Alcohol

That should read 20%, not $20. This is why I shouldn't comment while in lecture.

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Tipping on Alcohol

I have never had the opportunity to tip on a ridiculously expensive bottle of wine. I don't think I would tip $20 on it, certainly not after being accosted by the server on the way out.

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Watch It with Us: 'Top Chef' All Star Reunion Dinner

I couldn't possibly have cared less. It was disappointingly manufactured.

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ginger recipes

I put ginger in my thanksgiving cranberry sauce. It's subtle and smells more of ginger than it tastes of it.

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What Your Beer Says About You

The comments are funnier than the articles. I'm a total beer snob, but that only carries so far as to what I drink and what I serve to my friends. When I see someone in a bar drinking a Coors, I honestly have no idea what kind of a guy that is, and I don't care. And if you're the kind of person who cares, I don't want to know you or drink with you.

I drink craft beer when I can. I'm sure it makes me a pretentious douche to some people, but I'm with sloppy up there: it takes an even more pretentious douche to judge someone based on their beer of choice. Get over it.

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Hot Dog of the Week: Pastrami Dog

I'm not a fan of "meat on meat", unless it's a little bit of chili without beans. If the hot dog in the picture was set before me, my first instinct would be to ask for 2 pieces of rye bread for the pastrami.

There was a very popular place in Jersey called Amazing Hot Dog. While I'm not a toppings guy, this place had the widest variety of toppings and combinations I've seen at a hot dog establishment. Most I didn't care for, but some were ok. I usually had just mustard on mine because they served a high quality beef dog that tasted fine this way. But one of my favorite combinations here was the Reuben Dog. It was a deep fried quarter pound natural casing all beef dog (at times they used Sabrett, Best, or Pearl) with Swiss cheese, Sauerkraut, Russian dressing, and Caraway Seeds topped with paper thin Hot Dog shavings. No corned beef.

Katz's has perhaps the best pastrami on the planet and one of the best hot dogs. When I've gone, I've sampled both, but not together. To do so in my opinion would lessen each.

Katz's hot dogs (Sabrett natural casing 9 to a lb) are perfect with just their deli mustard. When I went with a newspaper panel to judge hot dogs in New York, I was the only one (out of 8) to sample my dog with just mustard. Everyone else had chili on theirs. All 7 said it was the worst chili they ever had.

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How to Spatchcock a Turkey

I can't wait to try this one. It looks so moist and yummy. Might have to make it for Christmas as well.

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How to Spatchcock a Turkey

We had a Thanksgiving pre-game last weekend and used the spatchcock method. I used Alton Brown's brine recipe, brined for about 8 hours. A 15 lb bird took about an hour and a half to cook. Our guests said again and again that it was the juiciest turkey they have ever had. A few weeks ago I spatchcocked a chicken as a test run and it was the best roast chicken I've ever made. The brine-spatchcock method is definitely the way to go.

From A Hamburger Today

McDonald's Cheeseburger vs. McDouble vs. Double Cheeseburger

I know folks who prefer the cheeseburger because it tastes better than the double cheeseburger.

I have to say the McDouble works for me because the one slice of cheese allows for the meat flavor to come through more than on the double cheeseburger.

I know this is off the subject, but the new Angus Mushroom & Swiss is good!

From Talk

Favorite Pizza Condiment??

At our pizzeria we have red pepper flakes and parmesan on every table. We also have Tabasco and similar sauces and we have two homemade sauces: creamy chipotle and chimuchurri. This last one is intended to go with "empanadas" but a lot of clients request it to have it with their pizza, it has a strong lemony/parsley taste. They some times ask for our (also) homemade Italian dressing, but creamy chipotle is the most requested of all.

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McDonald's Cheeseburger vs. McDouble vs. Double Cheeseburger

Hilarious.
I just happen to be eating a McD's Cheeseburger right now! I missed lunch and had the hubby bring me one, well actually two, to work.
Tastes pretty good when you're really hungry!

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McDonald's Cheeseburger vs. McDouble vs. Double Cheeseburger

I want to know why the double cheeseburger was cheaper than the cheeseburger for a while. does anyone remember that? one was $1 and the other $1.29

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recipes using buttermilk

Buttermilk pie is divine!! Kinda like a chess pie...

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How to Spatchcock a Turkey

This technique sounds so good. A couple years ago, I cooked my turkey breast side down technique, that was a very moist turkey. Another time I tried pouring boiling water on turkey while in the sink, again kept the moisture in and was very moist ,and tender, but ruined the skin, too tough and I was bummed as I am a skin lover. coco ps: I will have to try this

From Talk

Favorite Pizza Condiment??

I don't mind the condiments on my pizza, but I don't go dipping. What I want on the pizza is already there.

I like a pizza that's smeared with garlic butter, basil pesto, artichokes and oven cured tomatoes.

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Chinese Food Carvings

The National Palace Museum is amazing. I really want to visit again.

I find it interesting that they were confident that they would find the right coloring of the stone after they carved away to reveal it. I mean...they don't know for sure how deep the vein of mineral runs.

From Talk

Favorite Pizza Condiment??

I've started eating pizza by choice recently. The place near our house serves their pizza with honey packed on the side.

On my pizzas, I add a lot of crushed red pepper flakes and dip the pizza in honey, even the chicken ranch pizza.

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recipes using buttermilk

smitten kitchen has a recipe for sweet potato buttermilk pie that looks delicious.

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recipes using buttermilk

I second the Ranch Dressing and scone ideas. I got the salad dressing recipe from Cooks Illustrated. I'll post it here if you want it!

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recipes using buttermilk

This is the original type of ranch dressing according to a Food Network show (the one with recipes using 5 ingredients), the kind that steakhouses have always used. I had a bottle of buttermilk and didn't want to toss it out so I filled small ziplock bags with 1/3 cup of buttermilk and have kept them in the freezer. Once a week I take one out, thaw it and make more of this delicious dressing. We love it.

Ranch Dressing (steakhouse style)

1 whole scallion
1 garlic clove

Pulse in food processor.

½ cup mayonnaise
1/3 cup buttermilk

Puree in food processor. Add salt and pepper to taste.

Great served over a wedge of lettuce.

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Favorite Pizza Condiment??

Sometimes honey for the end crust. I read "condiments" to mean liquid things—like ranch dressing, hot sauce, etc. If that's the case, no. (Except for honey on end crust.) But if you're going to count red pepper flakes, oregano, and Parmesan, then, sure. Who doesn't use that stuff every now and then?

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How to Spatchcock a Turkey

Just use a large roasting pan with a flat rack instead of a v-shaped rack.

Better yet you can just place the turkey on large chunks of aromatics/mirepoix (onions, celery & carrots) & herbs (or potatoes maybe) and use them as a rack to keep the bird from sitting in drippings. Add a little stock to keep them from burning at roasting temps. They'll be useless after they've roasted for long, but strain them out & deglaze the pan and you have some delicious strong stock for gravy.

From Talk

Favorite Pizza Condiment??

High quality extra virgin olive oil (I like Colavita) for dousing and also chili pepper oil made with red pepper flake and olive oil.

All other condiments IMO just mask of the true flavor which is fine if you're not paying a premium for the pizza you're slathering in hot sauce, ranch, bacon, mayo, ketchup, etc.....

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How to Spatchcock a Turkey

I think spatchcocking a turkey may be illegal in several Southern states. Well, maybe if it was consensual ....

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How to Spatchcock a Turkey

Also, just so I can start my Christmas planning, has anyone tried to spatchcock a Goose?
In that case I imagine that the fat dripping would be a REAL issue.

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How to Spatchcock a Turkey

This looks interesting, I have not thought to do it with a turkey.
My question is a about fat drippings. Generally I try to raise the bird in cooking rack (not sure what it is called, an x shaped thing that the bird sits in the top half, that lifts it above the pan)
So then would all the meat sit in the fat while it cooks?
If so, is there enough juice in the pan to make gravy?
Do you grease the pan first so that it doesn't stick?

All the fat loving people, trust me, I am with you, but my family is not, and on this day I cater to their needs.
Thanks
SF

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How to Spatchcock a Turkey

I spatchcock turkeys all the time for a couple of reasons: One, because I get an extra piece of meat to add flavor to my roasted turkey stock; and two, the most important reason, the turkey lays flat, so I can use the second rack in the oven for the side dishes that are just as important as the turkey. A salute of my Pilgrim hat to whoever thought up this technique.

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Favorite Pizza Condiment??

Crushed red pepper or cayenne, sometimes Parmesan and on occasion sliced, fresh tomatoes.

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