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Hottest new trend? We've been seeing these things for years in the Asian community and in college towns. It's a good option, if you know what you're doing. I can get a great dessert portion for under $4. You can get some tester cups so you don't end up with a flavor you hate, you can put the mochi on the bottom yourself (when they chill they get chewier, which is great), and you can be judicious with trying a little bit of everything. You don't have to fill the cup you're given, nobody's forcing you to take any of the toppings, and you can even ask to weigh your cup to make sure you're not way out of your depth before adding something else.

I had a buddy who had just taken me and my wife out for dinner, so I told him at the very least, I would buy yogurt for him and his girlfriend. Dude ends up with a $12 heaping bowl of yogurt, fruit, candy, and those crazy cheesecake bites, but it's not as if I didn't know what I was signing up for when I walked in there. Do you folks also complain about pay-by-the-weight salad bars too?

Uses for Leftover Beer

Depends on what kind of beer. I use lager in chili or for boiling midwestern sausages, porter or stout in beef stew, and have even poached chicken in wheat beer (it was weird).

Chechil: Smoked, Braided, String-Cheese Snack

To eat or not to eat recently recalled instant noodles?

Please don't self-link to your blog. This is a discussion board, not a forum for advertisement.

Ask a Bartender: What Cocktail Should Disappear Forever?

@tea-and-syncope: FlavorCountry knows that. He already chose not to be.

Ask a Bartender: What Cocktail Should Disappear Forever?

@FlavorCountry: God forbid they should have the audacity to express an opinion! Neither Monopod, nor the author, nor any of the bartenders whose opinions were printed, have suggested that they would not serve those drinks. I'm sure that in your job, you have things you wish would go differently, and if you were asked, you might express your opinion about some of those things. I sincerely doubt that that having or sharing such an opinion impairs your ability to do your job well, and I don't think anyone would be justified in telling you "just do [your] job and get over [yourself]."

@Truff: That's an awfully strict interpretation. Do you only order food that's prepared exactly according to 100 year-old recipes too?

What Gross Food Stuff Did You Do as a Kid?

To pass the time in Chinese School (which was run after hours at my Church), I used to suck on rock salt. Not the classy rock salt that people put in their grinders or nothing - the driveway ice-melt kind. Gross.

I also used to take hard boiled eggs and slice them in half. Eat the yolks (or, if I was doing multiples of these, discard the yolks) and fill the depression with Worcester sauce before chowing down on the whole thing.

My brother used to take a full Swanson Hungry Man Turkey Dinner and deposit everything except the radioactive red dessert goo into a big bowl. Then he'd mix it together with ample shakes of Mrs. Dash seasoning mix before devouring. It's surprisingly good.

I've eaten condensed soup straight from the can. I took a 64 oz. can of Juicy Juice and made a juicebox out of it (punch a hole, insert extra long slurpee straw). I've eaten a spoonful of Folger's crystals to stay awake. Wow - we're all gross.

Can you help me name this drink?

Thanks everyone! The blushing bride-to-be feels that perhaps the name Blushing Bride is awfully cutesy, but there's overwhelming support for it here. The other cocktail is a Pimm's Cup: a mutual favorite inspired by my graduate school time in the UK.

We're also doing beers that represent geographies dear to us.
Anchor Porter (her favorite, and she's a California native)
Flying Fish Abbey Dubbel (I've spent eight years in NJ for both school and work)
Old Speckled Hen (Again, my time in the UK)
Sam Adams Light & Sam Adams Summer (I'm was raised in Mass, and she's been in Boston for over 15 years).
We had wanted to do Bell's Oberon, as I am technically a native Michigander and attended Michigan Law School. Sadly, Bell's doesn't sell in California. :(

What dish best represents the food of your region?

Most underrated and overrated ingredients

I find Worcester sauce a relatively underrated ingredient. Also shallots, have been called the things that make restaurant food taste like restaurant food.

Overrated? Chicken breasts (no flavor). Filet steaks (no texture).

Help with Chicken Thighs

Give this recipe a try. I found it in the Zingerman's cookbook, and I've had great success adapting it by using just thighs instead of a whole spatchcocked bird.

You might also try this Serious Eats recipe. It doesn't give you much nice crispy skin, but the flavor is fantastic anyway.

Sweet vanilla butter

Best pancake topper ever.

British Bites: Scotch Woodcock (Creamy Scrambled Eggs on Toast with Anchovies)

While I do enjoy a funny name here or there, I'm much more a fan of the grand British tradition of serving things on toast.

Do You Frequently Get Take Out?

Not for dinner, but lunch in a corporate environment is all about takeout and eating at my desk.

The worst I ever did, and this is super sad, was getting in my car, driving 1/4 mile to McDonald's, going through the drive thru, and then driving home so I could eat my burger and fries on the couch. Gross.

Over the river and through the woods... How'd you get here?

@Teachertalk: Thanks! I am a lawyer, yes. I can say that my fiancée and I started dating well before I learned how to cook, but learning new things on Serious Eats has certainly upped my game a bit.

Looking back at my Serious Eats commenting history, one of the earliest posts I saw was about Grapes with an End User License Agreement, which must have appealed to my law-school brain at the time. That was September of 2008, and there's a good chance I was lurking well before that.

@dashofginger: by far the most awkward post was one I cannot seem to find right now. It was a cutting board with drainage that looked like a heart and veins, and I was looking at it in class next to two vegetarians. I felt so bad about that one! Anyway, totally looking forward to next month. :)

The next ingredient trend..any predictions?

@theotherworldly: you know, I think you may be right. I've been seeing a lot more smoke lately - from smoked salt to smoked cheese to smokey cocktails.

Her Shot: Beer Me.

@finsbigfan: We've been down this road a couple times with Drinking In America, but I'm willing to cut 'em some slack as long as a) they don't put their stupid self-serving link in the post, and b) they don't invite us to finish up the discussion on their page once we get started.

That said, this is a pretty idiotic post. Chicks drink beer? Oh my heavens!!

What's Your Iced Coffee Method?

I just make a ton of coffee, forget I made it, and drink it cold.

Win Two Tickets to the Lucky Rice Cocktail Feast, May 2nd

Ippudo, because I like to eat when I drink too.

The Pizza Lab: Pesto Pizza

I'm disappointed you didn't have Robin doodle something on the paper towel before blotting the pesto - perfect opportunity for doodle chromatography.

Huge fan of pesto on pizza, but am a little afraid of pine nuts in general after my fiancee got pine mouth.

The Food Lab: The Best Wonton Soup

My fiancee's family folds wontons off-center, allowing for more wispy cloud-like corners. I have always gone corner-to-corner, but I admit, she's got a point. Four of them, actually....

Why does everything now have to have an egg on it?

Because they're delicious. What exactly is eggs' "side of the plate" anyway? I've grown up having fried eggs commonly used in all 3 meals, so they're not exclusively a breakfast thing for me.

Sam Cans: Good Or Evil?

I get that you don't intend for it to be an ad, so next time you post, leave the self-promoting bullcrap link out of it.

With the link, it reads like an ad.

Help with a big decision

As an attorney, I can tell you that unless you have a plan to graduate with little or no student debt, neither is as good a decision as not going to law school. I'm sure you've heard that before, and from a LOT of people, and I wouldn't be piling on unless I really felt passionately about it. Law school is a relatively poor investment. I'll spare you the details I know you're already tired of hearing and just say, from the heart (and the stomach), don't.

Where to buy or harvest Ramps Boston/128 beltway

Try Wilson Farm in Lexington. 128 -> Rte. 2 Eastbound.

Can you help me name this drink?

So I'm getting married in less than two weeks, and my fiancée and I have been trying to come up with one of those "signature cocktails" that will be served at the reception.

We had a lovely dinner out on Friday at 75 on Liberty Wharf in Boston which introduced us to one of their Spring Martinis: a potent mixture of raspberry vodka, grapefruit juice, and lemon-lime soda.* It's STRONG - too strong to serve at the wedding in its original strength. And while the name fits the drink in normal situations, "Bittersweet Season" doesn't really scream Happy Wedding Celebration in quite the right way.

We rejiggered the proportions to 1:1:1 with a twist of lemon, and have come up with a pleasantly pink cocktail that's simultaneously sweet and refreshing. But what do we name this thing? Everything we came up with involving pink came off vaguely dirty, so I thought maybe we'd throw it out to you guys?

*I will, for the moment, forego my distaste for calling just anything in a cocktail glass a martini.

Bagels: Top or Bottom?

A random question struck me this morning over breakfast: do you like the top or bottom half of a bagel?

The top is cushiony: it's soft, it's loaded, in my case, with poppy seeds which are delicious but tough to eat neatly. And because it's so soft, sometimes it's tough to maneuver when it's more than half-eaten.

The bottom is crusty; it's crunchy and fabulously dense, but I miss some of the topping goodness. However, it's got wonderful structural integrity, which is a nice plus.

Can't decide. You?

Adam Kuban is a poo-head.

Just kidding, Adam. I've always wondered what I can get away with now that you no longer have the ability to ban me. :P

You'll be missed greatly. Congrats on the new gig, and good luck to you!

Help - need grill advice!

So... I'm an idiot, and I left the propane tank connected to my grill. With the tank valve open.

Both knobs on the grill itself are set to "off" but I already wheeled the grill back inside into a semi-screened-in porch (it's screened in, but there are plastic windows that cover them, but do not seal). It was 1/3 or 1/4 full when I left, and it's a 2 hour drive away, and someone's headed out there on Wednesday. Have I seriously endangered my house and should I drive back out there sooner than Wednesday?

Freshly Ground Black P...

Ooops. A BBC Story has mentioned that an Australian cookbook is facing a potential recall over a misprint listing "freshly ground black people."

Has anyone else come across a hilarious typographical error? Or one that made a recipe inedible or impossible?

WTB: Whole Chicken In A Can

OK, so one of my classmates in Law School has gotten a professor's promise that, should she procure a whole chicken in a can, said professor will consume it. Not pieces of chicken in a can - whole chicken in a can. The Onion AV Club has another review for your reading pleasure too.

The only problem is - nobody seems to know where to buy one. I've tried the trusty interwebs, and nothing seems to be coming up either. I'm in Ann Arbor, Michigan, and while Zingerman's sells a lot of tasty things, this doesn't seem to be one of them. So can you help us out? We totally want to see our professor gag one of these down.

Grilled Cheese?

It's a food issue, it's a relationship issue, it's both! An advice column last month in the Boston Globe ended up using the term "making a grilled cheese sandwich" as the most delightful euphemism.

http://www.boston.com/lifestyle/relationships/blog/2009/06/allergic_to_grilled_cheese.html

I stumbled across it today randomly, and felt it might be the perfect question to ask all of you eaters. Given both the general ethos on Serious Eats as humorous and wise, as well as SE's penchant for good foodstuffs, what food-themed advice would you give?

All-Star Sandwich Bar in Cambridge, Mass.

"The bread is basically just a barrier between your hands and the massive pile of meat you’re devouring." The "Beef on Weck" at All-Star Sandwich Bar When top-notch chefs take on low-brow projects, the results can be hit or miss. Anyone respected for his work in the kitchen should be able to work magic with simpler culinary forms. But too often, those accustomed to higher-end fare might have a hard time learning the language of the pizza, say, or the hot dog, or the burger—turning out over-thought, overpriced dishes that lose the spirit of the original. What's important is the match between creator and concept. And in that respect, the All-Star Sandwich Bar, on Inman Square in Cambridge, succeeds wildly.... More