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Has the NYC Department of Health Delcared War on Reheated Pizza Slices?
i aGREe with rolando, 100%.
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I really don't understand what interest an item that has to do with computers and food would have to readers of a food blog.
How to Politely Take Food Photos in Restaurants
i've actually found the best way to take photos in restaurants is to do it while smoking and picking your nose. you not only dazzle people with your dexterity and multi tasking genius, but the staff has no idea what to complain about first and are usually stunned into silence.
i'm not sure those 3 things are the equal but i do know hitler totally would've taken food pictures without asking.
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Has the NYC Department of Health Delcared War on Reheated Pizza Slices?
@adam kuban i couldn't understand it at all, but i completely agree with him. especially the part where his comment turned into a metatextual performance piece and he got angry at people that can't speak english.
Has the NYC Department of Health Delcared War on Reheated Pizza Slices?
i aGREe with rolando, 100%.
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I really don't understand what interest an item that has to do with computers and food would have to readers of a food blog.
How to Politely Take Food Photos in Restaurants
i've actually found the best way to take photos in restaurants is to do it while smoking and picking your nose. you not only dazzle people with your dexterity and multi tasking genius, but the staff has no idea what to complain about first and are usually stunned into silence.
i'm not sure those 3 things are the equal but i do know hitler totally would've taken food pictures without asking.
Video: Wilkins Coffee Commercials Featuring Muppets (1950s)
@swagv is totally right. there's only so many blogs on the internet and two of them using the same youtube clip is theft plain and simple. also the youtube poster is stealing from television, which itself is totally ripping off the puppet shows of the middle ages. you all belong in jail.
Food-Related Idioms from 'I'm Not Hanging Noodles on Your Ears'
2 more...
'you cannot wrestle a pumpkin pie beneath dracula's shadow' (romanian for 'take it easy')
'hamburger? more like manburger.' (german for discussing really attractive and/or 'marriage material' hamburgers.)
Snapshots from South Korea: Pon de Ring Doughnuts from Mister Donut
these are obviously FRIED CAKES WITH A HOLE (as most people call them). any type of foodie or any type of person really would realize that donuts are a myth. come on, serious eats; i don't go to science blogs to read about bigfoot and ghosts. stick to what's real.
Has the NYC Department of Health Delcared War on Reheated Pizza Slices?
@ScottWiener: Thanks for doing the research and presenting the facts. I'm impressed (as usual) with your knowledge of pizza stuff, Scott.
@Rolando: All your base are belong to us.
Sorry... I just couldn't help it.
Has the NYC Department of Health Delcared War on Reheated Pizza Slices?
Here's the problem guys. Speed and quality. You can give people a slice held over 140 and it would taste like carboard. You could give someone a slice out of a refrigerator (under 41) and it would take a few minutes to heat up. I understand the items that are dangerous...especially those that the Dept of Health Focus on (chicken, pork, etc.) But here is my problem: I used to work in 3 and 4 star restaurants in NY and we used to have to sell or cheese board at room temperature because that's where cheese tastes best. Why is that ok? I passed the same exact test they did. They know and I know that those cheeses are "dangerous" according to the dept of health yet DEMAND that they be served at that temperature. Most meat is served rare (130) to MR (140) which puts it at the high end of that limit but definitely within it. Crudos and tartars are absolute violations. The inspectors allow them leeway because they are high end restaurants. There has to be equity in it. If you want to judge each place individually, that, I think is fair. But to say this is a rule and its absolute and then not apply it to everyone.....thats just not right. The market sets the standard. If people get sick on your food I guarantee they wont come back. Thats why high end restaurants are left alone. People go there and they feel they know better and NEVER change items in those places. Could I have the beef tartar, but cook it to 140 because I'm worried about food borne illness? Sorry. Thanks for playing. Just be fair. Test the food how its served not how its stored. Thats whats fair. But thats not the law. And the reason I E-Mailed Adam was to try to find a way to comply and not sacrifice quality. I was looking for advice from someone I respected and followed. What I got was a forum on God know's what tangent people wanted to talk about. I know how to comply, I just don't want to sacrfice quality to get there. I'm still looking for that advice.....
And as for Big B coming on here and going on Eater I've got news for you. I've been to Artichoke. I like them. They're nice guys and the pizza is decent. Don't compare the two. You look foolish. And I've seen their kitchen. It's not clean. I would love a fair contest with them. Anytime. Absolutely. We don't serve the same kind of pizza. Stop making a comparison. It doesn't make sense and you just look like a schill. And, to my knowledge, we've never been in the NY Times but if you have the article and could send it to me that would be great. :D
Has the NYC Department of Health Delcared War on Reheated Pizza Slices?
@adam kuban je peut parle francaise ci du peut comprendre ca plus bon>>?? U never worked in a Restaurant and based on u're short note a proper comment is not possible >? Food safety is important and it is not restricted in one area or Native acquired neighbor hood.It is like the flu what ever name it has, I think to work clean and have them do a better job is good for all clients. Pizza machine elect. 800Fin 3 min Pizza is baked from frozen to serve I e. prebaked dough a and it is a good product that is the issue. the rest of my comment does get to you later in life ,Ps. u want need to travel to any other Nation u will finded near by>???
Has the NYC Department of Health Delcared War on Reheated Pizza Slices?
@petes: You could actually understand that?
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@timruddell: But The Serious Hut sounds like SO MUCH FUN!!!
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Serious Eaters are serious! Who'd have thunk it?
Also, your yellow background is far too cutesy. Please change it to a much more Serious color like grey or beige.
NO FUN ALLOWED IN THE SERIOUS HUT.
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That's a bit of an over generalization.
AHT is not a 'food' blog, it is a burger blog specifically.
No doubt readers of this blog are using computers and mice, but those items are as inherent as the electricity that makes all possible.
It's 2009, all specialty blogs are transmitted via computer, but I only expect computer-centric blogs to cover computer peripherals, not burger blogs, ya with me?
I'm sure you could find about 300 cutesy salt and pepper shaker designs out there with a burger and bun theme, but they don't belong here.
How to Politely Take Food Photos in Restaurants
No flash, certainly not. The distraction level is high. I've heard that someone prone to epileptic seizures may be affected by the flash output. Same with migraine sufferers...
For food photography, I think it depends on what you're doing. Casual, "hey look at this" pictures can be done on my iPhone. With the 3GS, it's probably easier.
For more serious stuff, I break out the DSLR. High ISO when needed, and a fast lens. Since I'm so close to the food, I'll use a 50mm. If the restaurant is lit with ambient in the daytime, I'll use a lower ISO. I keep a little pocket tripod with me, so I can attach it to the camera and rest it on the table.
Lastly, modern cameras have lots of megapixels and good low light sensitivity. Scaling down a shot at, say, 1/25 second at ISO 800 with some noise to 400 pixels wide should be suitable for a blog post...
Scott
How to Politely Take Food Photos in Restaurants
Anyone who's so jumpy, he's annoyed by a flash going off should ask his/her doctor for a Xanax or something. Yikes! All this fouforrah about a bit of picture-taking. I doubt people at every table are firing off a flashes simultaneously. How about let's just live and let live.
How to Politely Take Food Photos in Restaurants
I would not dare to use a flash in a restaurant. If I get the choice, I try to get a table with decent lighting and do my best to take pictures as quickly as possible.
I rarely take pictures of dishes other than my own at a restaurant, so that I don't hold up diners on my table eating, but still try to get it over with as quickly as possible, as I do feel rude if I'm still snapping away trying to get the perfect pic.
If it isn't working though and I can't get the shot, I just leave it. I hate it when my food goes cold!
I can't believe some people are commenting that food photos shouldn't be taken at all - where do you think the pics are coming from on the food blogs you read?!
How to Politely Take Food Photos in Restaurants
I’m guess blogger for a couple of food blogs. What I usually do is have a meeting with the owner of the establishment, be it a restaurant, grocery store or specialty store, to discuss what I am intending to do with the photographs, that I will be taking. I make sure that I get their e-mail address and once the article is published I send them a link (after I post, I get a lot of free stuff that way). Since what I am doing will affect their business I suspect it’s just polite to have a conversation as to how they will be publicly seen. It is their business and they really DON”T know how you intended to use the photos. It’s one thing to take photos of a night out with your friends. It’s quite another to take pictures of a product that is associated with a business and then publish that on the internet. It’s just plan old good manners and after all there is no excuse for bad manners.
How to Politely Take Food Photos in Restaurants
Whoa, I had no idea lights bothered so many people. I don't have a food blog, but I love looking at a picture of a meal I've had at a restaurant because it just doesn't happen much! I usually just take a quick one of my own plate, and put the camera away. My son took pictures of his meals when he was in Europe, so when I went to Buenos Aires for a trip of a lifetime, I had to do the same, and it was great fun! Where else can you take a pure 'Dulce de Leche' picture and drool later?
I'll certainly work on that 'non-flash' vs 'flash' aspect, though...
As far as 'getting over myself'? I've never thought of people taking a picture of their meal as singularly arrogant! Maybe if the chef came out and took a picture of one eating said creation....lol
Cindy H
Warm Bread?
How to Politely Take Food Photos in Restaurants
Gee Truff. Why so angry? This was a civilized conversation. No need to be so judgemental or preachy.
How to Politely Take Food Photos in Restaurants
I'm surprised by the handful of commenters who still insist on using flash for their photography. Especially the person who said it makes it better for greasy food. Wouldn't that just come out worse as a glossy glean of white? Flash is one of my biggest pet peeves about food photography because it just gives the rest of polite food photographers a bad rap.
With my point and shoot, I've alternated between digital macro and auto shots for close and entire plate shots. If anyone is using flash for the reason of getting blurry photos, realize that you're at a table. Glue your elbows, or your forearms to the side of the table for your tripod and get more practice in. Most point and shoots are already equipped for higher ISO sensitivities and (if you dare fiddle) exposure settings and mine is 3 years old!
How to Politely Take Food Photos in Restaurants
@Wayward Daughter: WE ARE SHIRT TWINS!!! :D
How to Politely Take Food Photos in Restaurants
@Truff- on behalf of the rest of us...please don't take pictures of your poop. Or if you must, please don't post them on the internet.
How to Politely Take Food Photos in Restaurants
I can't help but laugh at all the people complaining about taking pics of food on a FOOD BLOG. Where do you think all these pictures come from?
Taking pictures doesn't bother me in the slightest. What DOES bother me is when people get up from their seats and circle the table to get a better shot. Just rotate the damn plate! Smokers, people who are rude to the waiters, and obnoxious children are far more annoying then a couple flash photos.
How to Politely Take Food Photos in Restaurants
I don't thinks it impolite at all so long as you dont use flash and keep it relatively quick, then it doesnt disturb anyone. I also think the fact you want to take pictures of a restaurants food shows admiration and respect for the food the chef produces.
How to Politely Take Food Photos in Restaurants
i've definitely been asked to turn off my flash...i just wish certain bars coughPDTcough weren't so dark! oh well. what i really wanted to say, robyn, is that i own the shirt you're wearing in that photo! so cute.
How to Politely Take Food Photos in Restaurants
what? people take pictures of food? get outta here...
Food-Related Idioms from 'I'm Not Hanging Noodles on Your Ears'
Scraping tapioca. Trobriand Islander for, er, ah, enjoying oneself.
Food-Related Idioms from 'I'm Not Hanging Noodles on Your Ears'
Fry the squid. A cantonese idiom for getting fired.
Food-Related Idioms from 'I'm Not Hanging Noodles on Your Ears'
How about the classic: "In vino veritas"?
Food-Related Idioms from 'I'm Not Hanging Noodles on Your Ears'
If you like these, check out Chocolate and Zucchini. Clotilde has been writing a bunch of French edible idioms. Here is the archive. I love some of the things that would never make it through a translation...
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@adam kuban i couldn't understand it at all, but i completely agree with him. especially the part where his comment turned into a metatextual performance piece and he got angry at people that can't speak english.