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What A $47,221 Lunch Looks Like

$47,000 restaurant receipts should be hand lettered in gold-flake calligraphy, on housemade paper.

Cuttin' corners, Nello's. Tsk, tsk.

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Where's the Pee Wee's Big Adventure music and the Mr T cereal?!

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From Serious Eats: New York

What A $47,221 Lunch Looks Like

$47,000 restaurant receipts should be hand lettered in gold-flake calligraphy, on housemade paper.

Cuttin' corners, Nello's. Tsk, tsk.

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Video: Rube Goldberg Breakfast Machine

Where's the Pee Wee's Big Adventure music and the Mr T cereal?!

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Baconnaise

Ah, thanks for the reply and comments on the other recipe. Emulsions are new to me, and I'm looking forward to making my first trial run of this baconnaise soon.

I actually never knew the true definition of aioli, until I just looked it up, but when the word started popping up everywhere, I thought there must be something amok. I'd put money on there being a menu in NYC that offers sliders slathered in aioli.

Actually, why don't I just look up the Stanton Social menu. Yep. There it is:

    Grilled Cheese Slider jasper hill farms cheddar, house cured jalapeño bacon, fried green tomato & lemon aioli
Ah well, sounds tasty anyway!

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What childhood food do you wish they still made?

Oh, man, I thought I had blocked out my Gatorade Gum cravings!

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Cooking for a family who recently lost a member.

When I was in a similar situation, we were usually given whatever the family that sent the food was also having for dinner that night. And usually it was one of that family's "favorites".

There was something really nice and connecting about that aspect of sharing the same meal. I got to eat a lot of delicious homemade, "crafted-with-love" type meals that I'd never had before, or were kind of different from what my family made, in some way. Kind of made us feel like we were part of a big family.

Once, someone even delivered a "taco night" in a box... all the ingredients prepared and ready to be assembled. That was really fun.

So, my suggestion is to consider making something that would be a special meal for yourself/your family, and then make a double batch, and send that over.

My sympathies to you and your community.

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Baconnaise

So, the Zingerman's recipe for this that was posted last month (it was a "Cook the Book" recipe) uses all bacon fat (but considerably more egg yolk and lemon juice). Your discussion of balancing saturated and unsaturated fats was while experimenting with the beef fat mayo, but I understand that the balance in all of these recipes is in reference to the emulsion issues. Did you do any bacon mayo experiments with just bacon fat alone? If so, how did that turn out flavor-wise and emulsion-wise as compared to the beef mayo?

I completely agree with you that this will take off and become the next It condiment... I imagine casual-dining restaurants serving "smoked applewood bacon aioli" and grocery store shelves stocked with baconnaise.

For me, I just really want to make it for Thanksgiving leftovers sandwiches. I invited my whole family out to my place in Brooklyn this year, from all across the country, and to quote my brother's simple email in response to when I sent him the Zingerman's recipe last month: "prepare it and they will come."

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The Most Unhealthy Thing You've Ever Made

@J. Kenji Lopez-Alt

Ah yes. There is definitely a blasé dunking of the twinkie wiener sandwich, but it's into regular milk that's been sitting out on the counter.

Classic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-_FO9p8Xdg

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The Most Unhealthy Thing You've Ever Made

My mom recreated the "Twinkie Wiener Sandwiches" from the movie UHF for my older brother's birthday when we were kids:

Twinkie, sliced like a hot dog bun, hot dog placed in twinkie, Easy Cheese squiggled atop the dog.

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Serious Eats Finds New York's Best Cheesecake

mmm. I love the Zabar's cheesecake.

One time, years ago, I was standing on line at the cake counter at Zabar's, and I was quietly on the phone with a friend who was also living in the city, up near Columbia, at the time. She asked me what I was doing, and I said I was buying a cheesecake. Then she asked what the occasion was, if I had people coming over. I said there was none, and she chastised me for my frivolity. Then, intoxicated by the freedom of Living Alone In New York City With A Job I Got All By Myself, I shouted into the phone, "I'M 26 YEARS OLD. I CAN BUY A GODDAMN CHEESECAKE JUST FOR MYSELF IF I WANT TO."

Everyone on the dairy side of Zabar's stared at me.

I blushed, thoroughly embarrassed, but I held fast in that line, and I got my cheesecake. And it was delicious for the two days that it lasted.

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Toaster oven recommendations

This is probably too small for what you want (it's only 2 slices), but I have this one:
http://www.target.com/Hamilton-Beach-Toastation-Gray-Black/dp/B000Z59AUQ/

It works great for what I use it for (heating garlic bread, making toast, roasting veggies, baking a couple cookies), but it's quite small.

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Gadgets: Rival Crock Pot

@Nikki, Ah, yes, I think that I will try "loosening" the lid on my crockpot (I've noticed mine creates a pretty good seal usually). Maybe put aluminum foil folded up at three points along the edge to pop the lid up just slightly.

@betterreine, I read things similar to what you described, with the basic theme of food safety and manufacturers' liability. No clue if it's true, but it does sound plausible.

@Peggasus, yeah, I think garage sales will probably be the only way I invest any more money in the slow cooker option. I will keep an eye out!

I reckon ultimately I'd rather just have a 1970's slow cooker than something with lots of fancy settings that I don't need and that will cost me lots of money. I want the contraption for the main purpose of cooking low and very slow.

For now, I just prefer my oven and stovetop. And those don't take up any of my whopping 2 sq ft of counter space! : )

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Gadgets: Rival Crock Pot

My Rival crock pot, purchased around 2005-ish, just cooks way too hot. I can make beans or chili or soups, but if I want to do a roast, I put it in the crock pot (with the proper accoutrement), set it to LOW, and by the time I get home from work its internal temperature is soaring past 225!

My understanding is that slow cookers built in recent years have a higher "Low" temp, but this information is gleaned from online forums, so I have no source to back that information up.

Anyway, I'm on the lookout for older model crockpots now.

Or maybe if I leave the lid open a bit? Perhaps I'm getting some kind of minimal pressure cooker effect, increasing the temperature inside the pot?

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Sugar Rush: Chocolate-Chili Frappe at L'Arte Del Gelato

How much does one of these babies cost?

I couldn't find a price anywhere online.

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Best Cheap Fried Chicken Wings/Anything Fried

I stopped in a random Chinese food take-out place on Franklin at St Johns Pl in Brooklyn once a few years ago. They had fantastic fried wings. I always hope to find the same style and quality at every Chinese food take-out place I go to in Brooklyn (not that it's been all that many), but so far no such luck.

I don't know: maybe it was just the right time and place for wings that night. I haven't tried to go back and check the deliciousness.

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In a food slump...

I live a very sedentary existence, so I find that if I'm losing interest in food, some kind of invigorating exercise will snap me out of it. Back home it would be hiking up little peak... just a couple hours and you're on top of a mountain! This is less easily achieved in Brooklyn, so I try to apply the general philosophy of doing something that not only spikes my heartrate and totally wears me out, but also is just really enjoyable.

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I was trying to make a flag cake for my little brother's 4th of July birthday. Every year my mom made him a flag cake, with marshmallow frosting and strawberries and blueberries. So I wanted to keep up the tradition.

I knew that she always used real marshmallows and melted them down and then iced the cake. (There may have been more to it, but I couldn't remember, and the recipe wasn't written down.) At the grocery store, buying ingredients, I saw a jar of marshmallow fluff, and I thought, this is perfect! I can just use this!

I was wrong. The cake looked great in the refrigerator, but as soon as it was brought out for serving, the slow ooze of the frosting began. Imperceptible to the casual glance, the fluff slowly and steadily oozed outward until the berries looked like a drunk, disoriented marching band, irrevocably losing their form in slow motion. Tasted great though!

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Gougere techniques?

I bring the water to a boil. I always end up with a sore arm from stirring so much and so fast. And I start the oven at 425 for 10 min, and then drop it to 375. And I just use cheap cheddar-esque cheese. I'm usually broke when I make these, because they're simple and tasty and I can use the two dollar queso de papa and still have fancy pants snacks.

But I've never really tried any other way... and we eat them all up before there's a chance to reheat.

Here's a pic of how mine come out:
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What's for dinner tonight?-10/02

Tonight is my triumphant return to eating solid foods! Yes! I am sick of soup and pudding. (On a side note, I never knew that leeks were a diuretic until my recent foray into brewing vichyssoise led to a sleepless night of belly-achin'. Vegetables are powerful.)

Um, so tonight will be some kind of feast. I would really like to braise short ribs, but I'm not sure if there will be time. I suppose I could make some kind of appetizer/snack thing when I get home to tide us over while the meat's a-cookin. Then have late-night short ribs with squash and something green!

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Chicken stew with chorizo and tomatoes and such. (Regular ole beef stew is a close second, with beef and barley rounding out the top three)

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Spaghetti with meatballs and chunks of Italian sausage in a smooth garlicky red sauce, caesar salad with homemade garlic croutons, warm crusty Italian bread with butter, a nice barolo, and lemon cheesecake for dessert.

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Cook the Book: 'New Classic Family Dinners'

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Cook the Book: 'New Classic Family Dinners'

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Cook the Book: 'New Classic Family Dinners'

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Cook the Book: 'New Classic Family Dinners'

Favorite family dinner would have to be my childhood birthday meal of Earl Abel's fried chicken and black bottom pie.

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Cook the Book: 'New Classic Family Dinners'

Really anything, as long as it's accompanied by family and laughter. We often have shrimp scampi in the summer and a roast with Yorkshire Pudding in the winter....mmm.... :)

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Cook the Book: 'New Classic Family Dinners'

Our favorite family dinner is Homemade Lasagna with a green salad and homemade yeast rolls.

Thank you so much for the chance to win.

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Cook the Book: 'New Classic Family Dinners'

We called it "chicken and glop", but it was chicken and rice. How did my mother put up with us?

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Cook the Book: 'New Classic Family Dinners'

It depends on the weather for me, but at this time of year it's roast chicken, mashed potatoes, peas (homegrown, please; frozen peas from the store are inevitably overripe), green salad, and pie.

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What A $47,221 Lunch Looks Like

Wtf?! Are all Nello's dishes laced with gold??? I can't believe people are stupid enough to pay those ridiculously high prices...

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Cook the Book: 'New Classic Family Dinners'

My favorite family dinner would have to be posole. We have it every christmas eve with fresh tamales and it is sooo good.

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What A $47,221 Lunch Looks Like

This wasn't a meal; it was a money laundering operation.

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Cook the Book: 'New Classic Family Dinners'

Gosh, my favorite family dinner!? That's hard . My family is full of great cooks so I guess it has more to do with the atmosphere. So then I would have to go with Christmas eve dinner. 14 cousins plus 16 Aunts and Uncles all eating and drinking and being merry. Usually there's a goose (which doesn't hurt) and floating islands for desert. super yummm, it warms my heart just to think about it.

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What A $47,221 Lunch Looks Like

@Peensez: I guarantee you that Nello's didn't use $2-a-box pasta for the pasta specials.

I, too, am amused by all the outrage. A lot of people made a lot of money off this guy: isn't that a good thing?

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Cook the Book: 'New Classic Family Dinners'

Our favorite comfort food is mapo tofu - spicy and warming - over rice with some sauteed greens. Something about one bowl foods you can hold in your hand do it for us...

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Cook the Book: 'New Classic Family Dinners'

Pasta with meat sauce and bread!
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Cook the Book: 'New Classic Family Dinners'

Boring but comforting - an overly stuffed tuna salad sandwich, on wonderful crusty rye bread, a slight smear of mayo, crisp iceberg lettuce, juicy tomato, cut in half please.

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Favorite foods: Fall food. Squashes and roasts and caramels and the caramelized. Custard! Jumbles of flavors. Fresh salads and veggies.

Last bite on earth: I imagine this would very much depend on the circumstances of my demise.