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AHT Giveaway: Case of Pat LaFrieda Burgers
Who doesn't like burgers more than the average person? The average person is somebody of medium height, medium weight, medium income, and medium intelligence. Boring! But a burger is one of the great inventions in history, superior to all other foods in deliciousness and satisfaction. Of course I'd rather have a burger. It's no contest -- the burger reigns supreme!
Hm, but maybe you wanted to know when I realized I like burgers more than that dullard, the average person, does?
Like most people, I don't remember what happened when I was younger than 3 years old... But a little later, I was sitting at the counter at The Hamburger Train, watching the chef put my burger on a flatcar so it could make its journey around the restaurant and come to a stop in front of me -- and even though that was lots of fun, I wondered why he couldn't just take the burger and give it to me, already!
And meanwhile, the average person was eating a PB&J on Wonder Bread.
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AHT Giveaway: Case of Pat La Frieda Burgers
As a kid, watching as the cook at The Hamburger Train put my burger on the back of a model flatcar and sent it around the tracks to my place at the counter.
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I'm already in In-N-Out country, and I enjoy NY burger pleasures often. I'd explore territory between the two — starting with New Mexico at green chile harvest time, for an in-depth study of green chile burgers and cheeseburgers.