I need a grown-up condiment to replace ketchup
Well, it's finally happened -- my palate seems to have outgrown the taste of ketchup on most foods typically associated with that condiment, especially fries.
While I used to consider French fries to be delivery vehicles for said ketchup, I now find the flavor profile to be way too sweet. I picked up a jar of something called "zesty remoulade sauce" the other day, but had one taste of it and found it to be gosh-darn awful. Gooey and sweet to the max. Nothing zesty about it.
Then I looked at the ingredient list, and high-fructose corn syrup was the first one listed. In remoulade sauce??
So, anyway, does anyone have suggestions for an alternative condiment? I do like fries plain, too, but sometimes you just feel like dipping!

On the one hand, the chicken and the pan sauce are delicious. Five stars! On the other hand, after making them for maybe the fourth time, I still wish someone at Serious Eats would look this over and realize how many holes there are in the two recipes/procedures. There is some Serious Editing needed!
I got so frustrated that I finally broke down and bought Ruhlman's book -- only to discover that the problems start there. Should have known he went to Dook.
1. For example, both places say if you will be making the pan sauce, to put the wing tips and neck in the roasting pan. OK, then what? When I make gravy for Thanksgiving, the neck is discarded after it adds its flavor, so I guess the same applies here, but that is not specified. The wing tips disintegrated during roasting, so I guess they offered up what they could ... or maybe I clipped them too short.
2. It actually =is= possible to oversalt the bird. I admit to loving salt, and I was able to overdo it one of the times I prepared this dish. Finally found a post from Ruhlman saying that 1 Tbls. of kosher salt, more or less, was about right.
3. In the SE article to go with the pan sauce recipe, it says something right off the bat about using the carrot and onion from the roasting pan ... but the roasting technique doesn't call for that, so you end up (at least I did) going back and forth between the articles and recipes to see what I was supposed to use for the pan sauce.
This time around, I said something along the lines of "screw it," and followed the recipe instead of the article.
OK, I'm tired of composing, but I think those are the highlights. Wanted to share and vent while the memory was fresh!