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Served: Why Tipping Makes Everyone Uncomfortable
Here's the thing. The fact that is that you made the right call in this circumstance. They happened to be a group of people who had meant to tip well and messed up. It happens. On my birthday last year the kid who collected the money from the group later confessed that he had assumed included gratuity for our 12 top but realized his mistake later on. The waitress would absolutely have been right to ask where her tip was.
But the reason you got flack over this was because most of the time when a bad tip is given it is because either A) the service was bad or B) the customer is a lousy tipper.
In the case of the lousy waiter, asking is only going to make things uncomfortable. We all have off nights but nobody wants to be given a laundry list of why they were a lousy server.
In the case of the cheap tipper, asking is probably going to result in nothing more than a complaint to your manager. Poor tippers are often the most bitchy and demanding of customers. So yes, it worked out for you on this particular occasion, but more often than not, asking would have been a wrong thing to do.
I'm firmly of the belief that there are swings and roundabouts in the service industry. There are times you'll get 5% and times you'll get 50%. With rare exception, you're better off not worrying about the size of an individual tip, and instead thinking about your overall income.
Bloody Mary Is the Girl I Love
V8 Juice? Ugh. Clamato is fine, because I usually like to put in a dash of clam juice anyway. The real key is the more horseradish the better. Hot sauce is fine but it has to be red Tobasco. I was at one restaurant that gave me rooster sauce to put in my Bloody.... ew.
But V8... That's not a Bloody Mary. I like V8 just fine plain but...
Really it should be tomato, horseradish, vodka (absolut peppar for a real treat!), tobasco, clam juice, maybe some worcestorshire, and if you have it around a little olive brine too. If you serve it without celery, it's not made correctly.
Sugar-Free Free?
Lacto-fermented sodas are naturally low-sugar. The fermentation process eats up the sugar and creates a lovely natural carbonation. Kombucha tea too.
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@Zach Brooks: and I can´t think why anybody would ever set foot in Revere!
Seriously, All-Star is the tops. They had a sandwich, I can´t remember the name, but in addition to all the standard ingredients they put on a shmear of chopped liver. Who does that? A sandwich place worth returning to is who.
Plus the beer selection is small, but very good for a place of this type. They have really good pickles too. And while I know that the free Oreo jar is a minor point, it does help to endear this place to my heart.