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Wow, how much did you guys dress that picture up? That does not look like a burger I've ever seen from Blimpie!

Boy I love that book, I really wanna win this, anyways, here goes!

Here are my favorite ingredients on a burger: Guacamole, Ketchup, Mustard, Mayo, Bacon, AMERICAN cheese, tomatoes, lettuce, that's it! Nothing else will do! There are rumors A1 sauce is great with burgers, but I have yet to try that out. I get the impression fried plantain would be good too, fried, thin and juicy! The most important thing in a burger is well-seasoned, tasty meat. For some reason, Canadian burgers taste better, and I have no idea why.

One time I asked this waitress in Australia for American cheese on my burger, and I got the dirtiest look! I didn't have decent burgers for one month there. I don't count McDonald's and Hungry Jack's as decent burgers, none of the decent places had that cheese. It really is the best cheese for burgers IMO, and I'm not being jingoistic or anything, so don't hate me!

IMO, the less sophisticated burgers are, the better. That's my opinion!

I asked a couple normal people, and most said Blimpy Burger was horribly overrated. When they went to school there, they ate at the place once and just never came back. My brother told me he used to walk all the way down Liberty for Dinersty all the time, and I told him I did the exact same thing.

The only people that like places like Blimpy Burger are the limousine liberal yuppies that think they're eating like normal people when they go there. I can go to Tony's if I want to get junk like that.

I've never seen a burger that nice at Blimpy Burger. How long did you spend posing this?

The place is overrated yuppie fare anyways!