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Would You Go to a Chain Restaurant on a First Date?

@johnny cash forever-- wow, thanks a lot! that was very nice of you.

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Pie Lollipops

omg, best idea ever. except im one of those who always leaves behind their pie crust... i would eat one of these though, crust and all.

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Would You Go to a Chain Restaurant on a First Date?

"If a girl suggested we go to cheesecake factory, friday's, chili's, etc., for a date i would drop her then and there. Forever. The end."
WOW.... this is possible one of the most asshole-ish things ive ever read. what exactly is wrong with someone who likes eating at those restuarants? i like eating a green bean fry from time to time, and i have to say im a pretty damn excellent date. although this post made me question myself for a second... and then had me questioning what the heck im doing on serious eats... cuz if its cool to make those sort of judgements, see ya.

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Cakespy on Why Whoopie Pies Ain't All That

i have to agree... call me uptight, but the name always makes me cringe.

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Would You Go to a Chain Restaurant on a First Date?

@johnny cash forever-- wow, thanks a lot! that was very nice of you.

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Pie Lollipops

omg, best idea ever. except im one of those who always leaves behind their pie crust... i would eat one of these though, crust and all.

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Would You Go to a Chain Restaurant on a First Date?

"If a girl suggested we go to cheesecake factory, friday's, chili's, etc., for a date i would drop her then and there. Forever. The end."
WOW.... this is possible one of the most asshole-ish things ive ever read. what exactly is wrong with someone who likes eating at those restuarants? i like eating a green bean fry from time to time, and i have to say im a pretty damn excellent date. although this post made me question myself for a second... and then had me questioning what the heck im doing on serious eats... cuz if its cool to make those sort of judgements, see ya.

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Cakespy on Why Whoopie Pies Ain't All That

i have to agree... call me uptight, but the name always makes me cringe.

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Video: Hamm's Beer Commercial (1950s)

aww... im from minnesota, and my grandma always served me juice in these adorable little Hamm's glasses. its weird because they werent big enough to be beer glasses, but they definately said Hamm's.

From Talk

What makes you feel better?

iced mochas and lattes are the best placebos for me... one minute im stressing, then a few sips into a mocha i feel well enough to get some work done. self medication, ahoy!

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Should Hot Dogs Carry Warning Labels?

i think they should have a label. "Caution: DELICIOUS."

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World's Strangest Fast-Food Items

"loose meat" is just about the grossest phrase in the world.
gotta say, its weird whenever taco bell puts bacon in some new product. right now they have some kind of bacon burrito. it seems like there isnt really bacon in it, just some kind of bacony sauce or flavoring. the bacon crunchwrap supreme is bizarre but tasty... theres bacon glued in with the cheese that holds the crunchy shell and the gordita shell together. mmm... fat.

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"Fast Food Mafia," by ~silentsketcher

im creeped out by ronald mcdonald as is, now im creeped out by myself thinking hes lookin a little heath-ledger-jokerish-sexy. um.... *creeps*

From Serious Eats

The Joys of Unnaturally Flavored Sodas

my friends and i were obsessed with fresca when we were about 13... useed to put pez in it to make it fizz vary the flavor, and drink it out of shot glasses to be "cool." now that im a semi-grown up i should try it with alcohol :)
squirt is also good... it has a weird flavor and seems more "juicey" than other sodas to me. every once in a while i get this weird craving for orange soda [and speaking of being 13, does that remind anyone else of keenan and kel?]... when youre super thirsty and orange crush tastes SO GOOD, like nothing else.

From Slice

Bob & Timmy's Is the Fifth Best Pizzeria in the U.S.?

agreed with jlew911... one of my personal pizza requirements is that you should be able to pick up a slice and turn it sideways with minimal loss of toppings, maybe a stray olive or sausage here or there but the majority should be anchored with cheese. i like a lot of cheese though and that probably doesnt work on a flatbread pizza... but it looks like a lot of what theyre doing isnt working either.

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Behind-the-Scenes: The Food in 'Julie and Julia'

omg, that french onion soup looks so good, i could rip my monitor apart.

From Talk

I eat ______ out of the tin/jar/bottle...

and oh yeah, chocolate chips straight from the bag!
and i forgot my worst offense... shredded cheese. usually just a pinch when im making tacos or something, but i have been known to down half a bag as a "snack." its like crack, i love straight cheese more than regular food.

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I eat ______ out of the tin/jar/bottle...

in high school once i ate a whole jar of that "goober" stuff.... you know, its peanut butter with stripes of jelly in it. that was GOOD. i started in lunch and just took it to class and ate the whole thing. well, it started out good, but after awhile you stop tasting it.
also in high school i ate a tin of cherry vanilla lip balm at a party... i dont remember what brand it was but it was DELICIOUS.
currently its just honey right from the bear onto the finger, reddi whip in the mouth, and if im making cupcakes, frosting from the jar [pink vanilla or cream cheese!!]. oh and i have been known to eat butter/margarine from the tub... fricking country crock is so delicious!!! any sort of really salty, sweet butter. the whipped stuff, in my opinion, is only made to be eaten straight.

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In Videos: 'Western Spaghetti' by Pes (Stop-Motion Animation)

i love the post its, the dollar bills, and the bubble wrap water :)

From Recipes

Healthy & Delicious: Squid in Red Wine Sauce

haha, i first read it as, "next time you’re searching for *adorable* fish..."

From Talk

I Haven't Really Shopped for Food in 3 Months

glad to know im not the only one who has a binge and purge attitude towards cooking/stocking the fridge. it really goes in cycles for me. lately ive been on a bad one, probably not to be improved soon as i just picked up a second job! unfortunately that usually means a lot of drive-thru pick ups as im running across town to get to the other job. can anyone relate?

From Serious Eats: New York

McCafe: McDonald's New Fancier, Pricier Coffee

yeah, as said above, we've had mccafe in MN for a year and a half, two years now. its crazy that its just coming to NYC. personally, their iced coffees are my saving grace... like 1.75 for a medium and for just over 2 bucks you can get a large that will last you forever... its not too shabby and it keeps me awake at work or on a long drive, and i can grab on in the drive thru, sooooo easy.
i get the mochas sometimes, but its like paying 3 bucks for a chocolate milk with whipped cream, plus their medium mocha seems REALLY small, or like they put too much ice in it, because i always drink it in like three gulps. so its not really worth the money, but sometimes i just NEED one. with the cinnamon melts, its a pretty rad combo [can you tell i have mcdonalds often? its one of only three options near where i work, the others being subway and a gas station, so MCCAFE YAY].

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In Season: Rhubarb

haha, my bf calls rhubarb "bum weed" since it grows in the alley behind his house... thus rhubarb pies are "bum pies," which i find hilarious.

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Dijon Mustard/Grey Poupon Is Not Elitist

my dad's a republican [i can forgive him because he's my dad], a 100% mccain-votin-NRA-card-carrying republican, but even he can respect a man who likes some variety in his mustards! a real man likes mustard! all kinds of mustard! yellow mustard may be "all american" but any man who's eaten a brat knows yellow mustard is for pussies.

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Hospital Food Blog

man, remind me to get sick in paris.

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Domino’s Launches Line of Bread Bowl Pastas

you remember that pizza that had little niblets of cheese baked in the crust, and you could tear them off and eat them? they should make the bread bowl like that, like a garlic cheese bread thing, that you could tear off and eat as you're eating your pasta. cuz if this is just a plain breadbowl, i dont really see the point. pasta and cheesy garlic bread, now thats a worthy invention. but anyways, i think they should just try to improve their pizza instead. like, how about using all that R&D $$ to roll out some new pizzas with better ingredients? i think that would go over much better right now.

From Talk

Worst Sandwich You've Ever Had

i recall some incident with trying to make a sandwich with processed american cheese slices, mustard and i think... potato\ chips or something? i made this on one of the rare occasions i was babysat claiming "my mom lets me make this all the time" i know i ate too many cheese slices that night and then threw them up.
i kinda still make the same kind of food mistakes.

From Talk

The 20 Dishes you need to know

My personal Top 20:
1. Bacon and Potato Omelette (I'm from germany and can't live without my "Bauernfrüstück")
2. Pasta with a garlic sauce
3. Spaghetti with meatballs
4. Roasted Chicken
5. Kao Pad (I'm also half Thai, and grew up with this dish)
6. Pancakes
7. Steak
8. Pizza
9. Potato Soup
10. A good Sandwich
11. Satay Sticks
12. Mashed Potaoes
13. Meatloaf
14. Gravy
15. Thai Sausages
16. Green Cabbage and Smoked Pork Chop
17. Spareribs
18. Quesadillas
19. Burger with some Fries and Fried Onions
20. Double Mud Chocolate Cake

From A Hamburger Today

The Hamburger Fatty Melt, a Burger with Two Grilled Cheese Sandwiches as Its Bun

Lettuce? Whaddya, crazy? Why? It adds nothing. Maybe some arugula (strong flavor) under the burger if you need a built-in salad, but plain old lettuce would just disappear.

But tomato in the grilled cheeses sounds good. Gotta have tomato on a cheeseburger.

I'm thinking maybe blue and swiss/Gruyère/Comté for the cheeses (one each), if not all extra-sharp cheddar. If using jalapeño cheddar (or better yet, habanero cheddar), only in one sammy, plain cheddar on the other. Otherwise the chiles will overwhelm everything else.

Bacon only if using cheddar. And not too much. Still have to taste the burger. Balance is important.

From A Hamburger Today

California Dreaming at The Golden State in Los Angeles

great review! finally got to try the burger out last week and i thought it was definitely one of the top five burgers i've eaten.

if you haven't yet, you must try the sweet potato fries! i'm usually not even a fan of sweet potato fries, but the golden state's are thick cut and really delicious. love this place.

From Serious Eats: New York

The Worst Seafood Display Ever? Or the Most Brilliant? You Decide

I can relate to paulraphael - I'm a working chef, New York foodie, and worked in gourmet food stores for seven years. The quality of the fish that is available in the wholesale markets is dismal, and by the time it gets to the retailer it is too old to sell. It comes from all over the world, is caught by questionable methods, or farm-raised under often questionable conditions. I don't eat much fish these days unless i catch it.

From Serious Eats: New York

New Jersey Dispatch: Trenton Farmers' Market at Christmas

Forgot to mention The Crab Shack, which is part of-but just next to The Trenton Farmers Market. All of the shrimp at The Crab Shack is wild, not farm-raised like that of most supermarkets - Great difference in the taste! Every Sunday, they drop the prices down really low, so you can buy wonderful seafood, such as salmon, halibut, scallops, tilapia at rock bottom prices. The owner is picky, and has a nose for freshness. Visit the website: http://www.trentoncrabshack.yolasite.com

From A Hamburger Today

Review: The Counter

This is about as close to backyard BBQ as you can get. A nice, but not heavy char on the meat. The bun is buttered and toasted, so it resists turning into a sponge. The burger is on the greasy side, but nothing an extra 20 minutes on the treadmill won't take care of. This is the only place that I've ever been to that has more than one diet soda offering. Cooked perfectly, seasoned nicely, and a massive assortment of toppings to detract from an otherwise great burger. Enjoy.

From Talk

How much salt is too much salt?

I'm living in New Jersey and I have never heard of Kalas, but I have used La Baleine coarse sea salt in the red tube; the fine version of this salt is in the blue tube. La Baleine is a naturally evaporated sea salt from France. Neither of the types (fine or coarse) are refined or iodized so check your label again. It actually says in big letters on the tube, "This salt does not supply iodide, a necessary nutrient." And just because the blue tube contains smaller, finer salt crystals does not mean it is refined; it was simply ground by a machine. Refined means treated, fillers added, or altered in some way aside from being simply ground up.

I think the majority of Americans are probably using iodized table salt. What should be in everyones cupboard, however, is Diamond Crystal Kosher Salt. I'm not surprised most people don't have Fleur de sel or Maldon in their cupboards; it is expensive stuff. I use it because I'm a chef.

On another note, Food Network Cooks, for the majority, are cooking for your entertainment. They "dumbify" the recipes for the novice home cook. Trust me, if they actually cooked like they have been trained to cook, as a Chef, most people would not be able to keep up nor understand why they were using certain techniques. I used to watch FN all the time, and then I became a chef and my view of the programming has completely changed. Top chef and Iron chef are among the better, slightly more realistic culinary shows in TV. Rachel Ray is another story; I wouldn't listen to that woman.

For most of you who think TV chefs use too much salt, they actually don't. That is the amount of salt necessary to accentuate the natural flavors of that food and the reason why your home cooked food is not as good as food at a restaurant. They're not using fine ground salt either; that stuff is too salty on solid foods and is usually meant for baking use and/or seasoning liquids, where it can be easily dissolved.

From Slice

Maria's Pizza, Milwaukee

I grew up in Milwaukee and as a child; my family always went to Maria on Greenfield almost weekly; usually after church on Sunday nights to get a Pizza (or two) to go. It basically became a family tradition. I left Milwaukee in '78 and currently live in Kansas City, MO but we still frequent Maria's (now located on Forest Home Ave) whenever we visit family in Milwaukee. I have traveled extensively and cannot find a pizza anywhere that compares to it. I love its great aroma and wish they would franchise as we can't get it here and I often crave its original, one-of-a-kind texture and taste. Dave Allen.

From Talk

How much salt is too much salt?

I have a serious love for maldon sea salt, and I snack on it. But I undersalt when cooking, in order to enjoy the particular taste of salt on my tongue from the surface of food. Some of the FN chefs use an absurd amount of salt, and I seriously doubt that batch of food is edible. Rachel Rae in particular uses a ton, with much enthusiasm for salting every "layer" of food.

From Talk

How much salt is too much salt?

I don't know where you are, but over here in Montreal the two most popular brands or sea salt are Kalas and La Baleine. Both of which are refined and iodized. Fleur de sel and coarse sea salt are mostly sold in gourmet shops and I can count on one hand the people I know who use them on a daily basis whilst the two aforementioned brands are in practically everyone's pantry.

From Talk

How much salt is too much salt?

You are sorely mistaken if you think that the stuff most people buy labeled as sea salt is refined and iodized. It is the exact opposite; unrefined and not iodized and made from evaporated sea water. Table salt is refined salt, which may be as high as 99% sodium chloride. Different natural salts have different mineralities, giving each one a unique flavor. Fleur de sel, natural sea salt harvested by hand, has a unique flavor varying from region to region.

Take a look at a grain of each salt. Sea salt should be flakey and translucent while kosher salt should look like a little white pyramid and table salt is simply a small, refined dot. The finer the crystal is, the more salt you will taste on your palate. And yes, salt is mostly sodium chloride, but different varieties contain anti-caking fillers and small amounts of other minerals such as potassium iodide, magnesium and calcium. Instead of these compounds "diluting" sodium levels in refined salts, they "concentrate" it. I'm sure you have heard of calcium chloride, the stuff we use on our sidewalks to melt the ice that forms in the winter? A minute amount of that is in table salt. Again, it's not enough to do harm, but it makes standard table salt more salty than the rest.

From Talk

How much salt is too much salt?

How is one salt saltier than another? Sodium chloride is sodium chloride. Claiming than one form of salt is less salty than the other is ludicrous. Gram per gram table salt, kosher salt and sea salt are equally salty. Granted, unrefined sea salt is not 100% sodium chloride, but the stuff that most people buy that's labelled sea salt is refined and iodized and no different from other tables salt.

From Talk

How much salt is too much salt?

Attention home cooks:

Stop using iodized table salt! Of course you dislike using salt since this stuff packs more sodium per teaspoon than others, such as kosher and sea salt. Why? It has to do with both the salt crystals size and the amount of sodium in each crystal.

Most sodium = table salt
Just the right amount of sodium = kosher salt
Least sodium= most sea salts

From Recipes

Eat for Eight Bucks: Gai Pad Krapow (Thai Basil Chicken)

Since I made this recipe in June, I have made it 6 times with rave reviews. Even my 12 year old eats this dish...who swears he doesnt like thai food and only eats satay and fried calamari at the thai restaurant we go to...Michelle please more recipes...Thanks

From Talk

What makes you feel better?

ice cream. and chocolate.
preferably a whole gallon of fudge brownie fro yo. :)

From Serious Eats

Would You Go to a Chain Restaurant on a First Date?

I would not be the least put out by going to a chain for a first date, as long it was at least somewhat classy. However, my most recent flame cooked our first meal together for me all by himself in his own kitchen, and we are now engaged. :]

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Pie Lollipops

Wow, just when you think they've thought of it all.... I would prefer savory,
Maybe you could use a ravioli cutter or a dumpling mold to form them.

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Pie Lollipops

Always a dissenter................all that work for one bite?????? I guess I'm just a Renaissance woman...........gimme a slab a pie!

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Pie Lollipops

This is nothing. On the show Road Tasted on the Food Network the Deen brothers went to The Blonde Giraffe, where they make piepops... chocolate-dipped key lime pie. Yes.

http://www.keylimeshop.com/html/key_lime_pie.html

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Pie Lollipops

These are absolutely adorable!...I'd even venture to make little savory meat filled versions as hors d'oeuvres!

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Pie Lollipops

I like it! Where do you get them or how do you make them? I think they would be the food hit of a party. The guest would get a hoot out of these. I know many times that's all I want, a bit or two. I'd love to be able to get a hold of these.

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Would You Go to a Chain Restaurant on a First Date?

My first EVER date was at McDonalds. I was in 5th grade though so it was all i could afford.

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Would You Go to a Chain Restaurant on a First Date?

This reminds me of one of my favorite Seinfeld moments:

Elaine: I met this lawyer, we went out to dinner, I had the lobster bisque, we went back to my place, yada yada yada, I never heard from him again.

Jerry: But you yada yada'd over the best part.

Elaine: No, I mentioned the bisque.

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Would You Go to a Chain Restaurant on a First Date?

My husband loves food now, but when we first started dating he was very inexperienced when it came to food. Our first date was at a Thai restaurant that I picked, but if he had suggested a chain, I wouldn't have been offended knowing his background. Luckily for me, he discovered that he loves trying new foods and eats everything with me! You shouldn't shun someone for liking chain restaurants, you should see if you can get them to eat what you eat. If they refuse to eat anything except for cheeseburgers, that's the real problem.

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Website: http://nom_mitten.livejournal.com

Location: St Cloud, MN

About: im an almost-25 year old spending my hiatus from college working at a very nice locally-owned adult store. i love food so, so much.

Favorite foods: cheap chinese buffets, cheesecake, unhealthy appetizers

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