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@johnny cash forever-- wow, thanks a lot! that was very nice of you.

"If a girl suggested we go to cheesecake factory, friday's, chili's, etc., for a date i would drop her then and there. Forever. The end."
WOW.... this is possible one of the most asshole-ish things ive ever read. what exactly is wrong with someone who likes eating at those restuarants? i like eating a green bean fry from time to time, and i have to say im a pretty damn excellent date. although this post made me question myself for a second... and then had me questioning what the heck im doing on serious eats... cuz if its cool to make those sort of judgements, see ya.

aww... im from minnesota, and my grandma always served me juice in these adorable little Hamm's glasses. its weird because they werent big enough to be beer glasses, but they definately said Hamm's.

i think they should have a label. "Caution: DELICIOUS."

im creeped out by ronald mcdonald as is, now im creeped out by myself thinking hes lookin a little heath-ledger-jokerish-sexy. um.... *creeps*

agreed with jlew911... one of my personal pizza requirements is that you should be able to pick up a slice and turn it sideways with minimal loss of toppings, maybe a stray olive or sausage here or there but the majority should be anchored with cheese. i like a lot of cheese though and that probably doesnt work on a flatbread pizza... but it looks like a lot of what theyre doing isnt working either.

and oh yeah, chocolate chips straight from the bag!
and i forgot my worst offense... shredded cheese. usually just a pinch when im making tacos or something, but i have been known to down half a bag as a "snack." its like crack, i love straight cheese more than regular food.

i love the post its, the dollar bills, and the bubble wrap water :)

haha, i first read it as, "next time you’re searching for *adorable* fish..."

yeah, as said above, we've had mccafe in MN for a year and a half, two years now. its crazy that its just coming to NYC. personally, their iced coffees are my saving grace... like 1.75 for a medium and for just over 2 bucks you can get a large that will last you forever... its not too shabby and it keeps me awake at work or on a long drive, and i can grab on in the drive thru, sooooo easy.
i get the mochas sometimes, but its like paying 3 bucks for a chocolate milk with whipped cream, plus their medium mocha seems REALLY small, or like they put too much ice in it, because i always drink it in like three gulps. so its not really worth the money, but sometimes i just NEED one. with the cinnamon melts, its a pretty rad combo [can you tell i have mcdonalds often? its one of only three options near where i work, the others being subway and a gas station, so MCCAFE YAY].

my dad's a republican [i can forgive him because he's my dad], a 100% mccain-votin-NRA-card-carrying republican, but even he can respect a man who likes some variety in his mustards! a real man likes mustard! all kinds of mustard! yellow mustard may be "all american" but any man who's eaten a brat knows yellow mustard is for pussies.

this totally made my day!!

i recall some incident with trying to make a sandwich with processed american cheese slices, mustard and i think... potato\ chips or something? i made this on one of the rare occasions i was babysat claiming "my mom lets me make this all the time" i know i ate too many cheese slices that night and then threw them up.
i kinda still make the same kind of food mistakes.