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The Next Food Network Star, Episode 4 Recap: Share Your Feelings
DJ Dedd, I agree. I watch to make myself a better cook. I could care less what happens when the camera goes off. Tuschman and Fogelson should both be fired for dumbing down the network talent. Pathetic....and yet, I will probably watch next week to see who cries into their mediocre, Pillsbury inspired, canned cream of mushroom soup "dish".
So you know what you evil geniuses in marketing? You win. And in the words of the late, great Bill Hicks, "Kill yourself. Go suck a tailpipe, borrow a gun from a NRA friend. Rid the world of your evil self." Brought to you by Red Lobster, the makers of Glad, and Cool Whip!
The Next Food Network Star, Episode 4 Recap: Share Your Feelings
Thank you for the spot on review. I told myself I was not going to watch last night and I couldn't stop myself. This has become an absolute joke of a show. And don't get me started on the previews for other shows.
Why, when I tuned in for brief moments this weekend to (while washing dishes) did I watch carnival, park ride, and theme park fine dining?
I started watching FoodTV to watch chefs that were a 1,000X better than I ever will be so I could learn a few tips here and there. Instead, I look at a line-up of "home" cooks that I could beat any day of the week. Therefore, Fineliving is getting my Nielsen family rating with reruns of Molto Mario. I hope Bobby is getting paid major bank for hosting that show.
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Can they just go out and get Mario, Bourdain, et al back? Heck, Padma just released a new book - spend some money and get her 10 episodes - she actually seems to have a perspective and niche that is missing. Just give me a morning of Ina, Bobby, Mario, Nigella, and Alton Brown. For the love of God.....no more "She's a former Navy SEAL, a DJ, AND a single mom who knows how to cook" or "Watch Guy shove more diner food in his mouth and begin to moan before his tastebuds can even react.." How about someone say once, "You know, this avocado, fennel, sorbet burger kind of sucks...."
Ed Levine: can you use your power as an Iron Chef America judge to stop Tischman or Fogelson in the hall and tell them to pull their heads out of you know where? Otherwise I fear new episodes of "America's Best Buffets at Strip Clubs", hosted by Guy Fieri and sponsored by Hormel Chili will be wedged in between "Down Home Neely's" and "30 Minute Meals". Heck, give me more Dave Lieberman - I learned something on his show every week at least.
Or maybe I'm just an old bitter 38-year old man yearning for reruns of "Cooking with Claudine" on PBS. Jack Pepin: save us from our self-destructive ways......