Poll: Are You a Blotter?

I would never ever blot. At most, tilt and drip.

A Hefty Pastrami Burger for a Hefty Price at Jeffrey's Grocery in the West Village

Noah, you are the one who needs to "step up your game!"

The burger looks like a raw pile of mush. You say it wasn't, and I say learn to take a better photo.

A Hefty Pastrami Burger for a Hefty Price at Jeffrey's Grocery in the West Village

Don't even try to tell me anyone wants to eat a pile of raw beef like that. I call shenanigans in advance on that line of bull.

Did they give you any grief when you sent it back?

What's Up in Pizza: Kit-Kat Pies, Edible Boxes, and More!

No stupider an idea than their bread bowl pasta.

Shake Shack is Expanding to Multiple Cities This Year (and Next)

Hartford area next, please. New Haven is a dump.

Step Into the Precision-Guided Kitchen at The Musket Room

Lost me at 'gold leaf.'

You Get What You Pay for at Portland Penny Diner in Portland, OR

Billy, there's always McDonalds if you want a cheap, crappy burger.

Emmett's Does Not Serve the Chicago Deep Dish You're Looking For

It's no surprise that a place serving bad pizza would have such rabid defenders. It's the same 'we know something noone else knows' attitude that infects the 9/11 and moon landing conspiracy nuts. Fuck 'em, that's one less person to worry about taking up space in the line at a good restaurant.

The only thing giving me pause is Scott Wiener disagreeing with the writeup. If it weren't for that, I'd write this place off completely.

Pizza City Guide: A New Orleans Slice Crawl

Great post. Wish Slice had more like this.

Burger City Guides: Jamie Bissonnette's Favorite Burgers in Boston

RyLam, look who's making the recommendations..

Meet the Wood-Fired Pies at Via Tribunali's NY Outpost

Hey, if people are stupid enough to buy snuggies, they might just be dumb enough to buy scissors for pizza. A fool and his money, etc..

Balvenie Tun 1401, Batch 9: The Best Value in Ultra-Premium Scotch

Heh, that comment was better than the article.

My Pie Monday: Manchego, Refried Beans, Kale, and More!

Glad you're still working on the cheese-bubbles issue, AK. I'm looking forward to your final word on the subject.

Seriously Delicious Holiday Giveaway: Shake Shack Gift Pack

A commercial griddle.

Cut Your Pizza With Laser-Guided Precision

Book Giveaway: 'Pizza: Seasonal Recipes From Rome's Legendary Pizzarium,' by Gabriele Bonci

Pepperoni and mushroom year round. Yeah, I'm boring.

How to Make a 7-Layer Candy Bar Dip and Become a Halloween Hero

Who wants waxy chocolate?? Screw PGPR.

Colicchio and Sons's Warm Chocolate Tart Brings the Chocolate and the Crunch

Unpretentious my ass. It looks like bird crap and costs $12. That's the very definition of a pretentious dessert.

Poll: What's Your Favorite Hamburger Side?

Should You Boycott Russian Vodka Over Russian Gay Rights?

Russia is a lot like the Deep South, and I won't knowingly spend a dime that gets back to either place.

Taste Test: The Best Mayonnaise

We recently switched to Hellman's with olive oil. Good stuff.

Hungry Howie's Crust Craze

Did those assholes really trademark 'flavored crust?'

If so, they'll never get a dime from me.

World's First Lab-Grown Burger Unveiled Today

If this cultured meat can be developed to the point of tasting good, sign me up. I'm not vegetarian, but I like some Morningstar and Lightlife products, and eat them quite frequently. I like the idea of eating stuff that wasn't once conscious.

Besides that, this research will certainly trickle down to benefit humans directly, perhaps to replace muscle (or other) tissue lost to disease or injury.

Doughnut Plant's Creme Brulee Doughnuts

Dude was still a dick. You can't really blame the producers for that.

We Eat Everything at the Ramadan Buffet at Olive Tree in Anaheim

Slide 18: "The flavor was unctuous."

Greasy? Eww?

Less content lately?

AHT seems ok, but Slice seems to have less articles than in the past. Am I imagining things, or have you guys cut back on the publishing schedule?

Talk suggestion

Why bother with a huge empty purple bar and a single lonely dropdown for categories? Why not just list them in all that empty space, and avoid the annoying dropdown completely?

Reporting a d-b commenter

Where do you send reports of someone being a constant asshat and insulting the SE community in pretty much every comment they make? I assume this is against the rules, yeah?